the apprentice - spoiler alert!

laurent__duval · Post by **laurent__duval** » Thu May 12, 2011 11:53 am

anyone watching it? seems to be chocker with twats this year. the scowser guy seems to be the best. i think he'll come through strong at the end.

jazzamataz · Post by **jazzamataz** » Thu May 12, 2011 11:55 am

Three words about this season...

Melody.
Perfect.
Woman.

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Thu May 12, 2011 11:57 am

laurent__duval wrote:anyone watching it? seems to be chocker with twats this year. the scowser guy seems to be the best. i think he'll come through strong at the end.

most of them annoy the fuck out of me, hopefully the most annoying ones will be weeded out in the first few weeks, but knowing tv they wont be. Missed yesterdays episode but I know who went because i walked in just as alan said you're fired

DRTY · Post by **DRTY** » Thu May 12, 2011 11:58 am

watching it makes me angry

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Thu May 12, 2011 11:59 am

jazzamataz wrote:Three words about this season...

Melody.
Perfect.
Woman.

she fucking jars me, fairly fit but her voice is so grinding

edit: and she boasts about shit she does on the tasks which i hate "I came up with the team name nya nya nya"

wub · Post by **wub** » Thu May 12, 2011 11:59 am

Will do the iPlayer skank over the weekend and catch up.

jazzamataz · Post by **jazzamataz** » Thu May 12, 2011 12:01 pm

dubloke wrote:
jazzamataz wrote:Three words about this season...

Melody.
Perfect.
Woman.
she fucking jars me, fairly fit but her voice is so grinding

Nah man, read the bio about what she has done in life.

I'm not just basing my statement on looks (call it a 60/40 split in favour of the looks - lol.)

laurent__duval · Post by **laurent__duval** » Thu May 12, 2011 12:03 pm

dubloke wrote:
jazzamataz wrote:Three words about this season...

Melody.
Perfect.
Woman.
she fucking jars me, fairly fit but her voice is so grinding

edit: and she boasts about shit she does on the tasks which i hate "I came up with the team name nya nya nya"

this.

her voice is too annoying. she is fit though!

proper can't stand that edna...

jazzamataz · Post by **jazzamataz** » Thu May 12, 2011 12:05 pm

laurent__duval wrote: proper can't stand that edna...

The business psychologist?
Cannot stand her... whole neck-rocking "fuck you and your opinion" shit... she won't get past week 5.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Thu May 12, 2011 12:07 pm

Melody seems like the kind of bitch that would complain during sex.

I'm rooting for the dumb as fuck Northern girl, as she seems so stupid it's cute.

laurent__duval · Post by **laurent__duval** » Thu May 12, 2011 12:10 pm

jazzamataz wrote:
laurent__duval wrote: proper can't stand that edna...
The business psychologist?
Cannot stand her... whole neck-rocking "fuck you and your opinion" shit... she won't get past week 5.

hahaha, when that suzie was trying to explain her app idea and edna was like

jazzamataz · Post by **jazzamataz** » Thu May 12, 2011 12:12 pm

Oh does anyone else think Vincent is a complete prat?

Honestly - after that apple joke, I would have asked him to leave the
jokes to the comedians.

jazzamataz · Post by **jazzamataz** » Thu May 12, 2011 12:14 pm

laurent__duval wrote:
jazzamataz wrote:
laurent__duval wrote: proper can't stand that edna...
The business psychologist?
Cannot stand her... whole neck-rocking "fuck you and your opinion" shit... she won't get past week 5.

hahaha, when that suzie was trying to explain her app idea and edna was like

Susan is a little bundle of cute, man...

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Thu May 12, 2011 12:24 pm

This show is pretty fucking cringe-worthy, though. The producers basically think we're all a bunch of fucking simpletons with the Big Brother-style collection of dickheads they get in. Come on, man. Never in a million years would you employ that spastic Edward who got voted off, but he was there to be a Stewart.

And the whole 'Alan Sugar walks dramatically into a room' crap is fucking laughable. Anyone see that shot of him standing on top of a skyscraper looking out at the sun rise in the sky?

Alan sugar is the biggest fucking tool you will ever find.

(I watch this program everytime, though)

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Thu May 12, 2011 12:31 pm

laurent__duval wrote:proper can't stand that edna...

urgh she seems like one of those people who are really stuck up and stubborn purely because she thinks that she'll get respect in business because of it

which ones susan?

Dead Rats wrote:This show is pretty fucking cringe-worthy, though. The producers basically think we're all a bunch of fucking simpletons with the Big Brother-style collection of dickheads they get in. Come on, man. Never in a million years would you employ that spastic Edward who got voted off, but he was there to be a Stewart.

haha so true, he was a fucking mug. what kind of business mind doesnt plan!?

laurent__duval · Post by **laurent__duval** » Thu May 12, 2011 12:35 pm

im scared to say it as i'll be branded a racist for bring ethnicity into it...

this one...

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Thu May 12, 2011 12:50 pm

laurent__duval wrote:im scared to say it as i'll be branded a racist for bring ethnicity into it...

this one...

lol!

she annoys me, she acted like a child when Edna wouldnt let her speak (even though that was a dick move by edna)

murky21 · Post by **murky21** » Thu May 12, 2011 1:03 pm

Jim is smashing it so far - calm and collected, and actually looked employable. That smarmy 'sales manager' tnuc vincent fucking bombed his sales pitch, Jim saved it and did a good job, and was dominating the board room too - managed to get leon to change his nomination and then the techy guy asked him for his opinion we he was nominating...looks like a front runner...

that accountant wasteman was a joke, all im gonna say is

apparently was employed by the top accountancy firm in the country (probably KPMG or Price Waterhouse Coopers)

fuck knows how he got a job there as he doesnt have a shred of common sense/ anything.

Calibre this year seems shit, got me sitting there thinking I could do better than any of them...still very watchable!!

cityzen · Post by **cityzen** » Thu May 12, 2011 1:10 pm

DRTY wrote:watching it makes me angry

+1
Always seems to be a 'who can out tnuc the next person the best' sort of show. Not my kind of people.
I mean really, is this the kind of behavior that warrents the highest salleries? Are these people to be looked up to?
Fuck that!
Drop it.... just drop it now.

Also, Alan is a fucking shitbag.

I'll get mi coat.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Thu May 12, 2011 1:36 pm

murky21 wrote:Jim is smashing it so far - calm and collected, and actually looked employable. That smarmy 'sales manager' tnuc vincent fucking bombed his sales pitch, Jim saved it and did a good job, and was dominating the board room too - managed to get leon to change his nomination and then the techy guy asked him for his opinion we he was nominating...looks like a front runner...

I used to think this to begin with, but as the episodes have gone on I'm gradually starting to think he's less of a collected guy and more of a sleazy tnuc. He seemed pretty content with the description for his own-branded 'Slang Attang' (and to be honest, I thought it sounded alright as well) but then calls it 'crap' when he's on the recieving end.

I like the Geek who made the curled nail file a bit, although he said 'Sorry, Lord Sugar' when he lost a task, so he lost a few points for that.

Leon's fucking weak.

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