Your secret technique...

[Gewze]

...to releasing your stool? ive had a vast google search and could not find any information, i ask out of need not out of jest. I ate an off dinner last week and havent been since. im a little worried to say the least, a visit to my gp has been booked but they are not in the area at the moment and am to shy to visit an unfamiliar doctor.

[cityzen]

[Gewze]

wtf is the last one
EDIT: damn ive already been warned about posting dirty pictures but i know what the last thing looks like

[Sheff]

fig

[apmje]

wtf is the last one

Assss holeeee.

[Gewze]

wtf is the last one

Assss holeeee.

hole in one

[Pistonsbeneath]

ffs can you really not find this out on the internet anywhere apart from a music forum

[Big Freq]

eat your veggies.

chew your food really well.

drink the cheapest vodka you can find, that will make you shit for sure.

[noam]

YES THIS THREAD IS THE TITS MAKE MORE LIKE IT

[Testdisque]

laxido. or youre constipated.. prepare for pain

[wolf89]

insert and turn handle


till something comes out.

[ComfiStile]

Get some laxitives. Glycerin suppositories should do the job. Just ask the person for a reciept, as if to say 'yo brag, dees aren't for me, I need a receipt as proof of purchase so the person who they are for know how much money to give me, ya dig brah?'

[noam]

ask your mum to have a look

often its nowhere as awkward as it should be

[kay]

Get someone to fuck you up your ass.

[noam]

with an ice cream scoop

[kingGhost]

thai food. preferrably the spicest. always clears me out.

[Siderealdb]

Just tell it "who's the boss" and push.

[wub]

WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR? WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR? WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR?

[Kochari]

Smoke a cig

[ComfiStile]

Smoke a cig

Holy fuck YES.

I ALWAYS need a shit after a feg, apart the times when I don't. But If I have shit in my colon, then it will make me want to do it, whenever I smoke a feg.

LITERALLY.