What do you think hell is like?

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What do you think hell is like?

Post by Dead Rats » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:06 pm

I'm ignoring all suggestions around the 'an endless loop of Cookie Monster's discography' area.

But serious, if you do/could believe in it, what would your interpretation of it be?

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Re: What do you think hell is like?

Post by firky » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:10 pm

Wall to wall, pale skinned, freckly ginger haired devils.

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Re: What do you think hell is like?

Post by Dead Rats » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:15 pm

That would be scary. But not as scary as your father's pride confirmed to when it had a premonition of your dubstepforum posts in 30 years time.

Or something \palegingerfrecklykid
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Post by kidshuffle » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:18 pm

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Re: What do you think hell is like?

Post by Lectric » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:26 pm

nonexistant. but if it DID exist, it would be like a shitty strip club
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Re: What do you think hell is like?

Post by jugo » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:52 pm

Lectric wrote:nonexistant. but if it DID exist, it would be like a shitty strip club
i think you're going at this from the wrong angle maybe.
as you sad, hell is nonexistent, but does exist in the nightmares of christians who take the bible literally.

in their view hell would be full of everything that they see as bad/evil - which would more likely be a lot of the stuff i enjoy. oppositely, heaven would be full of everything they see as good, and would a terrible place for me.

therefore my idea of hell would be a christian fundamentalist's heaven :corndance:

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Re: What do you think hell is like?

Post by cityzen » Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:05 pm

I guess hell is like Groundhog Day but you don't get to fuck Andie Macdowell at any point.
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Re: What do you think hell is like?

Post by Lectric » Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:41 pm

If christians were right, and people like fundamentalists and the westboro baptist church were the ones in heaven... fuck get me to hell. the people i want to be with would be in hell then
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Re: What do you think hell is like?

Post by 64hz » Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:58 pm

hell is the instant when you are dying and you realise your life is the only one that ever existist and you have already lived it looping eternally.
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Re: What do you think hell is like?

Post by pompende » Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:03 pm

its just like real life but you dont have any friends or family and you cant listen to good music

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Re: What do you think hell is like?

Post by deadly_habit » Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:07 pm

cityzen wrote:I guess hell is like Groundhog Day but you don't get to fuck Andie Macdowell at any point.
but is the groundhog fair game?

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Re: What do you think hell is like?

Post by Neptune » Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:10 pm

Lectric wrote:people like fundamentalists and the westboro baptist church were the ones in heaven... fuck get me to hell.
I highly doubt those monsters would be in heaven.

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Re: What do you think hell is like?

Post by zerbaman » Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:19 pm

jugo wrote:
Lectric wrote:nonexistant. but if it DID exist, it would be like a shitty strip club
i think you're going at this from the wrong angle maybe.
as you sad, hell is nonexistent, but does exist in the nightmares of christians who take the bible literally.

in their view hell would be full of everything that they see as bad/evil - which would more likely be a lot of the stuff i enjoy. oppositely, heaven would be full of everything they see as good, and would a terrible place for me.

therefore my idea of hell would be a christian fundamentalist's heaven :corndance:
I think this too.

But my view on hell is overruled by the fact that I don't think there is one. After death the maggots eat you. And you go into the ecosystem etc. No heaven. No hell. Maybe dreams.
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Re: What do you think hell is like?

Post by ruckus49 » Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:25 pm

a christian told me it was complete separation from god. so i guess its my life right now

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Re: What do you think hell is like?

Post by NilsFG » Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:30 pm

Hell is like a big, male, sweaty and shirtless crowd at a Skrillex gig. And you're standing in the middle between them and they're all rubbing their sweaty chests against you.

Also there's no beer or drugs available to make it at least a bit more bearable.

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Re: What do you think hell is like?

Post by deadly_habit » Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:31 pm

ruckus49 wrote:a christian told me it was complete separation from god. so i guess its my life right now
so i'm game for this
you mean a world where other paths to god and religions are accepted?

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Re: What do you think hell is like?

Post by zerbaman » Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:33 pm

deadly habit wrote:
ruckus49 wrote:a christian told me it was complete separation from god. so i guess its my life right now
so i'm game for this
you mean a world where other paths to god and religions are accepted?
I've always asked this question. Whenever I asked Religious Education teachers, they go on those long arse bullshit spiels that don't answer your question.. :lol:
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Re: What do you think hell is like?

Post by deadly_habit » Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:43 pm

seriously the qu' ran, torah and bible are all the same god, just different locations born into diff religions
if only the world was more tolerant

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Re: What do you think hell is like?

Post by cityzen » Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:30 pm

deadly habit wrote:
cityzen wrote:I guess hell is like Groundhog Day but you don't get to fuck Andie Macdowell at any point.
but is the groundhog fair game?
:lol: I think the groundhog fucks you while the guy that was trying to sell Bill Murry insurance tea bags you!
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Re: What do you think hell is like?

Post by jrisreal » Sun Jul 03, 2011 5:24 am

jugo wrote:
Lectric wrote:nonexistant. but if it DID exist, it would be like a shitty strip club
i think you're going at this from the wrong angle maybe.
as you sad, hell is nonexistent, but does exist in the nightmares of christians who take the bible literally.

in their view hell would be full of everything that they see as bad/evil - which would more likely be a lot of the stuff i enjoy. oppositely, heaven would be full of everything they see as good, and would a terrible place for me.

therefore my idea of hell would be a christian fundamentalist's heaven :corndance:
sir you don't understand the concept. hell won't be fun for anyone...whether or not you like evil things you won't like hell.
heaven is where there is no such thing as sadness, boredom, etc. and everything will be perfect.
...in my opinion
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