News of the World Flandal aka Puns thread

[HamCrescendo]

hahahahaha rupert murdoch got cream pied in the face, then his wife fucking lamped the geezer that did it.

[deadly_habit]

dear lord the news over here are going on and on about the pie to the face like it's some big deal atm

oh and the headline is breaking newsL rupert murdoch attacked at parliament hearing
ffs it's a shaving cream pie

[Neptune]

dear lord the news over here are going on and on about the pie to the face like it's some big deal atm

omg, BBC news 24 are playing that clip over and over again, and it's not getting less funny.

Rupert Murdoch's wife merked the guy. True love right there.

[HamCrescendo]

attacking an old man, not cool to be honest. (and it only makes rupert look more human)


but its the only interesting thing that happened all the way through, and his wife fucking walloped him. At the risk of sounding racist, was some straight kung fu shit.


to my knowledge i was unaware that anything was known in regards to that which i was only recently made aware of

[Neptune]

lucy liu.

[wub]

[firky]

it would have been much better if he'd used findus crispy pancakes.

[Astral]

See that bird in the pink go for the full palm attack.

[maxism]

oh and here's his twitter haha, gained like 6000 additional followers since it happened:
http://twitter.com/#!/JonnieMarbles

[firky]

Yeah and most people are rightfully calling him a cock.

[HamCrescendo]

his girlfriends twitter "Not funny. Not clever. Not you girlfriend."





attention seeking cundt, part of UKuncut aswell, so thats them tarnished with a student prick foam brush forever.

[wub]

He's been taken into custardy.

[Liam92]

He's been taken into custardy.

It was a close shave

[cityzen]

Even the big boys like Murdoch aren't safe 'foam' harm.....





*Hangs head in shame*

[wub]

I guess this is considered to be 'baking news'

[cityzen]

[karmacazee]

[Kochari]

He's been taken into custardy.

Its only a trifling matter

[wub]

He's been taken into custardy.

Its only a trifling matter

In fairness, it was a half baked attempt.

[badger]

i'm sure he'll be exsponged on appeal