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First World Problems
Too much money in wallet: it won't close
2 great girlfriends: can't pick one
continue...
2 great girlfriends: can't pick one
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Deciding whether to stay in bed for another 15 minutes or have a shower.
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Having loads of food in the fridge and not being able to decide what to eat for tea.
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Having the day off work tomorrow and deciding whether or not to go to bed now or drink a second bottle of wine and lie in til whenever
Hmmmmm, thanks to trusted cork screw tis no longer a problem
Hmmmmm, thanks to trusted cork screw tis no longer a problem

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And
to that first world problem shit. If you imagine his face sayin in it like a whining bitch almost in tears it does kinda put things in perspective

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still haven't banged my mates little sister... but she started sex chatting me today and i got a boner
and fapped
and fapped
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she literally just messaged me again now...
shit...
the guilt
shit...
the guilt
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noam wrote:still haven't banged my mates little sister... but she started sex chatting me today and i got a boner



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Did you not mention this a while back, to help yer moral compass decide if it was right or wrong?
Needless to say u were given the go ahead!
If this a problem, you know the solution. Just remember to be a gentleman
Needless to say u were given the go ahead!
If this a problem, you know the solution. Just remember to be a gentleman

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ye mentioned it a while back
she sent me a naughty pic
i fapped, felt super guilty, didn't talk to her for like a week lol
she sent me a naughty pic
i fapped, felt super guilty, didn't talk to her for like a week lol
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Hahaha!!
just urban dictionary'd what "fapped" means

fair play to ya
just urban dictionary'd what "fapped" means

fair play to ya
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do what i would donoam wrote:ye mentioned it a while back
she sent me a naughty pic
i fapped, felt super guilty, didn't talk to her for like a week lol
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Hard drive is totally full with useful samples, shit, gotta buy another one.
Too much vinyl taking up space, had to put some older bits in temperature controlled storage.
I want to see the pic noam is talking about, but I know he won't post it.
Too much vinyl taking up space, had to put some older bits in temperature controlled storage.
I want to see the pic noam is talking about, but I know he won't post it.
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you're right i definitely wont
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But if it's close to my definition of "naughty" then just do eeet (her, not post pic)
Weighing pros and cons for sleeping with a hot young minx or not. Should be added
Weighing pros and cons for sleeping with a hot young minx or not. Should be added
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Honestly can't think of anything to spend my £324 expenses return on, so am going to have to put it toward my holiday to Peru for next year.
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peru, eh? take me with you, let's make a field day of it.wub wrote:Honestly can't think of anything to spend my £324 expenses return on, so am going to have to put it toward my holiday to Peru for next year.
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knell wrote:peru, eh? take me with you, let's make a field day of it.wub wrote:Honestly can't think of anything to spend my £324 expenses return on, so am going to have to put it toward my holiday to Peru for next year.
Aye, me and the missus are doing the Inca trail sometime next year, probably April-ish. Machu Picchu baby!
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