Steve Jobs Resigns as Apple CEO

Off Topic (Everything besides dubstep)
Forum rules
Please read and follow this sub-forum's specific rules listed HERE, as well as our sitewide rules listed HERE.

Link to the Secret Ninja Sessions community ustream channel - info in this thread
User avatar
Mysius
Posts: 217
Joined: Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:45 am
Location: Bristol

Steve Jobs Resigns as Apple CEO

Post by Mysius » Wed Aug 24, 2011 11:39 pm

Steve Jobs has resigned as CEO of Apple.
CUPERTINO, Calif.-(BUSINESS WIRE)-To the Apple Board of Directors and the Apple Community:

I have always said if there ever came a day when I could no longer meet my duties and expectations as Apple's CEO, I would be the first to let you know. Unfortunately, that day has come.

I hereby resign as CEO of Apple. I would like to serve, if the Board sees fit, as Chairman of the Board, director and Apple employee.

As far as my successor goes, I strongly recommend that we execute our succession plan and name Tim Cook as CEO of Apple.

I believe Apple's brightest and most innovative days are ahead of it. And I look forward to watching and contributing to its success in a new role.

I have made some of the best friends of my life at Apple, and I thank you all for the many years of being able to work alongside you.

Steve
What does this mean for the future of Apple, Ninjas? Out to Jobs btw, lets hope his health is not failing him.

User avatar
Reamz
Posts: 578
Joined: Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:04 pm

Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as Apple CEO

Post by Reamz » Wed Aug 24, 2011 11:43 pm

Sucks.
And how will you inquire into a thing when you are wholly ignorant of what it is? Even if you happen to bump right into it, how will you know it is the thing you didn't know?

User avatar
Kodachrome
Posts: 882
Joined: Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:13 am

Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as Apple CEO

Post by Kodachrome » Wed Aug 24, 2011 11:48 pm

Snake oil salesman bailing out?
http://soundcloud.com/kodachrome
Soundcloud
faust.dtc wrote:Ive always considered myself a failed ninja

User avatar
wormcode
Posts: 6659
Joined: Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:43 am
Location: htx/atx

Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as Apple CEO

Post by wormcode » Wed Aug 24, 2011 11:50 pm

As I recall he was just rehired to be like basically a spokesperson anyway?
Nevermind, I remember reading that somewhere but maybe I'm thinking of Bill Gates or just confused.

I don't think this will have much of an effect on the company's technology or anything, they have entire teams of R&D and all that.
Last edited by wormcode on Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:06 am, edited 1 time in total.

User avatar
mIrReN
Posts: 5611
Joined: Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:22 pm
Location: Belgium, Bruges

Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as Apple CEO

Post by mIrReN » Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:03 am

let's hope no more shitty overpriced stuff hae?
"If your chest ain't rattlin it ain't happenin'" - DJ Pinch
"Move pples bodies and stimulate their minds"
we just ride the wave
Life sucks; Get used² it.

big up your mum

User avatar
Dub_freak
Posts: 2607
Joined: Sat Jan 29, 2011 8:45 pm
Location: Nowhere

Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as Apple CEO

Post by Dub_freak » Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:07 am

mIrReN wrote:let's hope no more shitty overpriced stuff hae?
cloaked_up wrote:looks like he is wearing a green neon EDM mini bar fridge lamp shoe

User avatar
jameshk
Posts: 4530
Joined: Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:55 am

Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as Apple CEO

Post by jameshk » Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:24 am

Image
Soundcloud
P Daley wrote:Ended up at a party last night with a bunch of people I don't know and blacked out,
Woke up this morning with an email about ordering a $70 pair of UFO pants.

wub
Posts: 34156
Joined: Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:11 pm
Location: Madrid
Contact:

Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as Apple CEO

Post by wub » Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:38 am

Good riddance, you turtle neck wearing cervix.

knell
Secret Ninja Moderator
Posts: 8752
Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:51 pm
Location: ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A
Contact:

Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as Apple CEO

Post by knell » Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:19 am

and nothing of value was lost.

Genevieve
Posts: 8775
Joined: Wed Dec 31, 2008 10:27 pm
Location: 6_6

Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as Apple CEO

Post by Genevieve » Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:46 am

Like God himself leaving christianity!
Image

namsayin

:'0

wub
Posts: 34156
Joined: Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:11 pm
Location: Madrid
Contact:

Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as Apple CEO

Post by wub » Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:49 am

Genevieve wrote:Like God himself leaving christianity!

More like David Koresh leaving the compound.

User avatar
Electric_Head
Posts: 16958
Joined: Tue May 11, 2010 9:59 am
Location: South of Africa
Contact:

Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as Apple CEO

Post by Electric_Head » Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:56 am

without the shoot-out
Image ImageImage Image
Image

User avatar
jrisreal
Posts: 4312
Joined: Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:48 am
Location: the TARDIS

Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as Apple CEO

Post by jrisreal » Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:58 am

Electric_Head wrote:without the shoot-out
awwww the shoot-out is the fun part :(
...in my opinion
Image
ImageImageImage

User avatar
AntlionUK
Posts: 3823
Joined: Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:57 am
Location: Gone looting

Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as Apple CEO

Post by AntlionUK » Thu Aug 25, 2011 8:13 am

this thread got pretty dark pretty quickly.
'Live Loops, Sleep Snares, Breathe Beats'

http://soundcloud.com/antlionuk
http://www.mixcloud.com/AntlionUK/
Nevalo wrote:All right. But you tell that slag, that in the ghetto, washing non-colourfast synthetics at 60 degrees could cost you your life...
DRTY wrote:Nan is up there with my cats. Harm them; pay with your life.
wub wrote:Shenanigans
ch3 wrote:shenanigans

Pedro Sánchez
Posts: 7727
Joined: Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:15 pm
Location: ButtonMoon

Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as Apple CEO

Post by Pedro Sánchez » Thu Aug 25, 2011 8:15 am

Back to crapware for apple then :D , Nar seriously though, the guy looks really fucking ill.
Genevieve wrote:It's a universal law that the rich have to exploit the poor. Preferably violently.

User avatar
Atac
Posts: 704
Joined: Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:45 am
Location: Los Angeles, California
Contact:

Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as Apple CEO

Post by Atac » Thu Aug 25, 2011 8:25 am

I guess he's the chairman of the board now, so not sure how big of a difference that makes as far as his responsibilities go.

Hopefully this isn't because of his medical issues.

deadly_habit
Posts: 22980
Joined: Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:41 am
Location: MURRICA

Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as Apple CEO

Post by deadly_habit » Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:57 pm

knell wrote:and nothing of value was lost.

User avatar
pulkpull
Posts: 599
Joined: Sun Apr 10, 2011 4:52 pm
Location: SE14 / 3 miles from space

Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as Apple CEO

Post by pulkpull » Thu Aug 25, 2011 1:17 pm

The FT today quotes sources claiming that his health has deteriorated quite significantly, which would chime with his own admission that he is simply no longer capable of being the CEO. Typically a chairman will have far less to do on a day-to-day basis which is why he could remain in that capacity.

Anyhoo, I hope his health returns.
sleep / like a pillow

User avatar
frank grimes jr.
Posts: 2446
Joined: Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:05 pm
Location: BOSTON
Contact:

Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as Apple CEO

Post by frank grimes jr. » Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:04 pm

Resign
Stock plummets
Buy stock
Unveil $99 tablet
Stock soars
PROFIT
Image

Just because you are a character, does not mean you have character.

User avatar
magma
Posts: 18810
Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 9:27 am
Location: Parts Unknown

Re: Steve Jobs Resigns as Apple CEO

Post by magma » Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:09 pm

Image
Meus equus tuo altior est

"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
nowaysj wrote:I wholeheartedly believe that Michael Brown's mother and father killed him.

Locked

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests