wish i had a dimmer

noam · Post by **noam** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:08 pm

for my bedroom light

Duffman · Post by **Duffman** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:11 pm

I do

And it serves no use to me.

dub-ray · Post by **dub-ray** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 1:31 am

i do and my light never gets bright enough. Not sure if that's the dimmers fault but there you go

Shum · Post by **Shum** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 1:36 am

Duffman wrote:I do

And it serves no use to me.

You got a missus man? It should be serving a purpose if that is the case.

Duffman · Post by **Duffman** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 1:47 am

Shum wrote:
Duffman wrote:I do

And it serves no use to me.
You got a missus man? It should be serving a purpose if that is the case.

5 minutes in and out in the dark

Standard.

Shum · Post by **Shum** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 1:51 am

weedlefruit · Post by **weedlefruit** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 11:45 am

Duffman wrote:
Shum wrote:
Duffman wrote:I do

And it serves no use to me.
You got a missus man? It should be serving a purpose if that is the case.
5 minutes in and out in the dark

Standard.

This man is pro. There is a mission to be accomplished, there are means and ways to do this quickly and efficiently and most effectively in the dark.

In. Then out. Then sleep.

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 11:47 am

I have a Himalayan salt crystal lamp.
Glowing orange light.
Instant porno.

danny_scrilla · Post by **danny_scrilla** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 11:53 am

who the hell fucks in the dark?!

ascent · Post by **ascent** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 11:54 am

used to have one but it always buzzed loudly

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:01 pm

how you gonna see the titties if it`s dark?

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:03 pm

Electric_Head wrote:how you gonna see the titties if it`s dark?

night vision goggles... standard

WhosZena · Post by **WhosZena** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:10 pm

Energy saving lightbulbs it goes crazy, becomes into a disco

...which is a bonus

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:15 pm

particle-jim wrote:
Electric_Head wrote:how you gonna see the titties if it`s dark?
night vision goggles... standard

well std for you and me

plus, I`m generally not looking when they`re in my mouth anyway

weedlefruit · Post by **weedlefruit** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:07 pm

danny scrilla wrote:who the hell fucks in the dark?!

People who pull birds from where I live. It's the only way to maintain an erection.

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:27 pm

danny scrilla wrote:who the hell fucks in the dark?!

one time this girl that i managed to somehow charm into bed asked me to turn the lights off if we were gunna do it, i was a bit upset about this to say the least... then i realised it was actually coz she had wierd nipples

weedlefruit · Post by **weedlefruit** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 3:10 pm

particle-jim wrote:
danny scrilla wrote:who the hell fucks in the dark?!
one time this girl that i managed to somehow charm into bed asked me to turn the lights off if we were gunna do it, i was a bit upset about this to say the least... then i realised it was actually coz she had wierd nipples

It's not about wierd nipples, or "wipples" as they are commonly known.

LACE · Post by **LACE** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 3:25 pm

I want a clapper

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 3:30 pm

weedlefruit wrote:
particle-jim wrote:
danny scrilla wrote:who the hell fucks in the dark?!
one time this girl that i managed to somehow charm into bed asked me to turn the lights off if we were gunna do it, i was a bit upset about this to say the least... then i realised it was actually coz she had wierd nipples
It's not about wierd nipples, or "wipples" as they are commonly known.

to be fair though she was fucking gorgeous despite having mismatched nipples, easily the best i've done for myself thus far

brettheaslewood · Post by **brettheaslewood** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 3:31 pm

LACE wrote:I want a clapper

EDIT

then you have to make sure the girl/boy you bed isn't epileptic - after sex clapping for the win.

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