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Sick jokes....

Post by kingjake » Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:57 pm

Everyone loves a sick joke.
I'm Not sure if racist jokes are sick i think there just racist so there not realy counted.
Get some posted :D
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Post by pk- » Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:59 pm

what's the difference between an apple and a baby?

i don't cum all over the apple before i eat it
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Post by kingjake » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:17 pm

ha ha ha ha.

Q whats worse than micheal jackson putting your kids to bed
A Ian huntley giving them a bath first

Q whats the best thing about having sex with 26 year olds?
A there is 20 of them.
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Post by shonky » Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:21 pm

Kingjake wrote:Q whats worse than micheal jackson putting your kids to bed
A Ian huntley giving them a bath first
Q:What's worse than Ian Huntley giving them a bath?

A: Harold Shipman giving them their shots
Hmm....

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Post by skavoovie_blind9 » Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:57 pm

Q Why did hitler kill himself?



A Because he got his gas bill
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Post by thump rat » Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:22 pm

How do you get a baby in a jar?

Blender

How do you get it out?

Doritos!

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Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

To see its facial expression.

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What you call a baby with a fork in its head?

DINNER!

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Post by el sudor » Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:59 pm

What do you call two dead manchester utd supporters?




Holly & Jessica
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Post by the wiggle baron » Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:46 am

El Sudor wrote:What do you call two dead manchester utd supporters?




Holly & Jessica
...oh my god we have a winner

Im not entirely sure if this is a joke, but i heard it somewhere. Whats the best part of sex with toddlers? The sound of their pelvis cracking.

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Post by Jennifer » Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:13 am

The Wiggle Baron wrote:
...oh my god we have a winner

Im not entirely sure if this is a joke, but i heard it somewhere. Whats the best part of sex with toddlers? The sound of their pelvis cracking.

:o

that's awful!
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Post by prisoner » Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:18 am

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadillac?

ain't no cadillac in my garage!
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Post by tempest » Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:24 am

havent got a joke.. but this is the thread of the year :lol:
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Post by stormfield » Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:12 am

what's the difference between Maddy and the Pope?











the pope's a virgin
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Post by forensix (mcr) » Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:31 am

Why did the McCanns cross the road?



That's where they left their children
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Post by Rob H » Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:38 am

whats the difference between whores and onions?

i don't cry when i cut up whores


how do you stop a baby crawling round in circles?

nail its other hand to the floor


how do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

stab them all with a pitchfork


whats better then having sex with a 5 year old boy against barbed wire?

nothing





sorry
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Post by Jennifer » Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:45 am

CFour wrote:whats the difference between whores and onions?

i don't cry when i cut up whores


how do you stop a baby crawling round in circles?

nail its other hand to the floor


how do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

stab them all with a pitchfork


whats better then having sex with a 5 year old boy against barbed wire?

nothing





sorry
awful jokes but it did make me laugh that you put 'sorry' at the end.
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Post by forensix (mcr) » Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:28 pm

How do you stop a dog shagging your leg?

pick it up and suck it's dick
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Post by rekordah » Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:40 pm

forensix (mcr) wrote:How do you stop a dog shagging your leg?

pick it up and suck it's dick
DID YOU?
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Post by forensix (mcr) » Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:03 pm

rekorder wrote:
forensix (mcr) wrote:How do you stop a dog shagging your leg?

pick it up and suck it's dick
DID YOU?
DID YOU?
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Post by rekordah » Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:06 pm

forensix (mcr) wrote:
rekorder wrote:
forensix (mcr) wrote:How do you stop a dog shagging your leg?

pick it up and suck it's dick
DID YOU?
DID YOU?
Yes :|
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Post by skavoovie_blind9 » Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:21 pm

rekorder wrote:
forensix (mcr) wrote:How do you stop a dog shagging your leg?

pick it up and suck it's dick
DID YOU?
Wtf? that aint even a joke but I still pissed myself for some reason.
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