maknig up cannabis strain names

[Refuzed]

is quite possibly the msot annoying thing ever. had someone call me today regarding some 'new bud' they've got in. he reckons its a powerplant/blue cheese cross which is also crossed with purple haze. which is utter bollocks cause all he ever sells is bunk weed ha. (oh yeah he called it blue power haze)

i dunno why people can't just tell ya what strain it really is. of coursei understand not everyone always knows but still, fobbing you off with bullshit is pretty pointless!

just thought i'd get that out there

[Soiree]

we called our strain BANANA.

[angrybobo]

super lem-chees-ia haze skunk

[daeMTHAFKNkim]

Alaskan Frosted Thunder tnuc. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Electric_Head]

folks sell amnesia blueberry here, then it`s called amnesia skunk, then it`s called blue amnesia, and then it was called cheese.
fuckit

it was never any of the above

[overture]

That happens with me alot, i find it worse when people smell it and go "oh that's definatly blue cheese" or "oooh that's some good powerplant" when they have no idea about different strains in the first place :/.

[Electric_Head]

especially considering quite a bit of skunkier buds all smell similar.
There's only a few strains that I`ve grown and have found them to be totally different to the rest.
Neville's Haze was the most amazing, unique smelling bud, EVER.

[Genevieve]

and then it was called cheese.

Because it was fuuuuuuun to due?

[Gewze]

properly jarring, '' i got some dank rhino cheese in'' no mate you have trimmings in a bag

[helix]

i got that stupid fruity doodoo nasty anal loud pack bruh

[Kochari]

SAFE BLED STONKING HIGH GRADE 0.4 ON THE TEN YA GET ME

GOT SOME BANGIN PILLZ AND ALL, HAMMERS AND SPANNERS 25 FOR A FIVER YEAHHH BLUD

[Gewze]

SAFE BLED STONKING HIGH GRADE 0.4 ON THE TEN YA GET ME
.4

[flyingointment]

I love when some ridiculous sounding shit turns out to be real AND amazing, tho.

Case in point.

After a week of this, I felt like I was smoking dirt weed when I went back to kushes/sour D/etc. etc.

[particle-jim]

me and my friends have just taken to naming draws after serial killers, "yeah mate i've got a banging bit of Shipman at the moment, it's well Hindley"

[Refuzed]

I love when some ridiculous sounding shit turns out to be real AND amazing, tho.

Case in point.

After a week of this, I felt like I was smoking dirt weed when I went back to kushes/sour D/etc. etc.

yeah true point, someone offered me jamaican dream the other day, i was like wtf is that stop making names up, but he sent me the seedbank its from and it did turn out to be real nice

[ehbes]

Bomb ass stank ass purp skurp

+10 for whoever gets the reference

[hifi]

my friends strain is called Mango Wango

[wubstep]

Bomb ass stank ass purp skurp

+10 for whoever gets the reference

Do you even smoke?


I found people often requested strains, so we took to making a couple of corkers up;

Lemon Sasquatch was my favourite, I'll try remember the others later.

[wubstep]

Yes famajam, pengaleng GERMAN SHEPHERD right 'ere.

[magma]

me and my friends have just taken to naming draws after serial killers, "yeah mate i've got a banging bit of Shipman at the moment, it's well Hindley"

This got read in a Nathan Barley tone. This shit is totally fucking Mexico.