for £20,000

Sheff · Post by **Sheff** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:07 pm

would you let ronaldo do a run up and kick a ball in ur nans face?

DRTY · Post by **DRTY** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:08 pm

leyenda · Post by **leyenda** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:11 pm

DRTY wrote:no

jameshk · Post by **jameshk** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:12 pm

yes, im not getting hurt. plus i could probably make money off the youtube video.

Use the money to put my nans face back in place.

DRTY · Post by **DRTY** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:14 pm

I would if it was my brother, or mum or something but not my nan. Nan is up there with my cats. Harm them; pay with your life.

wub · Post by **wub** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:14 pm

Would I have to pay for the cost of digging up/reburying either of my nans out of the £20,000, or would Ronaldo be taking care of any additional costs incurred?

jazzamataz · Post by **jazzamataz** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:17 pm

wub wrote:Would I have to pay for the cost of digging up/reburying either of my nans out of the £20,000, or would Ronaldo be taking care of any additional costs incurred?

This was EXACTLY my first thought.

wolf89 · Post by **wolf89** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:21 pm

He can do it to my dead nan who was cremated.

Not the live one .

pikeymobile · Post by **pikeymobile** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:24 pm

both my nans were cremated, he can go kick a ball at their urns if he wants

apmje · Post by **apmje** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:25 pm

I'd ask my Nan if he could first and then tell her I'll give her half of the money, which I'll tell her will only be £5,000.

£2,500 finders fee. £2,500 to her. Other £15,000, she doesn't need to know about.

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:08 pm

For £20,00 I'd wager he couldn't kick a ball through 6 feet of earth.

Sheff · Post by **Sheff** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:15 pm

ok if its not your nan, then it has to be your mother

collige · Post by **collige** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:23 pm

Sheff wrote:ok if its not your nan, then it has to be your mother

My mom can decide for herself whether she wants to take the ball to the face. It's not my face.

pikeymobile · Post by **pikeymobile** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:30 pm

i'd let all my friends and family simultaneously take ronaldo's balls to their face if i ended up 20 grand richer

Sheff · Post by **Sheff** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:30 pm

the part of the deal is that you have to decide wether to phone ronaldo and toe-pong a ball into her face

you cant ruin the suprise for her, ronaldos gonna do it like when shes out hanging the washing or something

wub · Post by **wub** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:31 pm

Can't be adding caveats halfway through the discussion, mate.

magma · Post by **magma** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:44 pm

Only if he agrees to dig up her ashes and reconstitute her face first.

Then yeah, cool.

Edit: Bugger, wub made this joke first. Feels like the forum should give you the QI buzzer before you repeat someone else's point.

Sheff · Post by **Sheff** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:46 pm

on behalf of wub:

NilsFG · Post by **NilsFG** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:47 pm

Yes. Insurance will cover costs.

mylon · Post by **mylon** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 8:18 pm

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