Post the song you just listened to while smushing

JuruzPrime · Post by **JuruzPrime** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:05 am

found this heavenly little track from a post ON this site.
Just destroyed this 5'6 lil blond to these beats...

wub · Post by **wub** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:17 am

What does smushing mean?

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:20 am

have you received any more attention having posted this?

guess not

Riddles · Post by **Riddles** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:20 am

that is one of the worst words ever.

wub · Post by **wub** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:21 am

smush

verb /sməSH/ /smo͝oSH/
smushed, past participle; smushed, past tense; smushes, 3rd person singular present; smushing, present participle

Crush; smash
- they smushed marshmallows in their mouths

wub · Post by **wub** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:22 am

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smushing

smushing

trying to have sex with a limp dick; usually out of desperation or intoxication
"oh we didn't have sex last night, he was too wasted. if we did, it just woulda been a lot of smushing."

OP, I'd consider drinking less if this is happening on the regular.

Riddles · Post by **Riddles** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:23 am

wub wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smushing

smushing

trying to have sex with a limp dick; usually out of desperation or intoxication
"oh we didn't have sex last night, he was too wasted. if we did, it just woulda been a lot of smushing."

OP, I'd consider drinking less if this is happening on the regular.

or go see a doctor

magma · Post by **magma** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:24 am

Isn't smushing what you do to slices of banana in a milkshake?

I hope she's clever enough not to come back for another round. Ugh, really, we're doing this now?

wub · Post by **wub** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:25 am

magma wrote:Isn't smushing what you do to slices of banana in a milkshake?

Banana? In a milkshake?

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:28 am

it sounds like your dry humped your cabbage patch doll

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:35 am

The words smushing and destroyed don't belong together

wub · Post by **wub** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:37 am

AxeD · Post by **AxeD** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:01 pm

This thread reeks of hair gel and spray-on tan.

and for some reason schnitzel.

noam · Post by **noam** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:03 pm

OP should vacate forum

lloydnoise · Post by **lloydnoise** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:08 pm

that is the kind of music to have sex with rich old men to

well done

noam · Post by **noam** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:12 pm

lloydnoise wrote:that is the kind of music to have sex with rich old men to

well done

????

lloydnoise · Post by **lloydnoise** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:20 pm

noam wrote:
lloydnoise wrote:that is the kind of music to have sex with rich old men to

well done

????

magma · Post by **magma** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:50 pm

AxeD wrote:and for some reason schnitzel.

Now I want Schnitzel.

ketamine · Post by **ketamine** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:53 pm

AxeD wrote:This thread reeks of hair gel and spray-on tan.

and for some reason schnitzel.

Comfi · Post by **Comfi** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:53 pm

I like to listen to short pop songs when I smush so that I can finish at the same time as the music.

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