Closest you've come to being nicked?

[ScarletCyanide]

Okay guys, so yesterday got me thinking, as I was smoking a joint in the park a police officer walked right next to me, straight past and carried on without batting an eyelid! :O I know it might not seem much, but I have NO idea how I didn't get nicked, when it was rolled in a king skin, I had pretty fucked eyes and it wreaked (Not to mention I had £50 worth on me :S)!

What close encounters have you had?

[JTMMusicuk]

i started a fight with someone when i was drunk and the police came round the corner as they hit me, i claimed self defence and they got lifted

[magma]

I once got stopped and searched coming out (never worked out the logic of doing it on the way OUT) of Oxford Circus tube after I'd come up from Somerset to help restock my lady's kitchen - some old housemate had come in and nicked all their knives and saucepans - so I have to explain to two police officers why I have a bag FULL of knives. Luckily most still had the tags on, but tbh, it must've looked dodgy as shit!

In the confusion about the knives, they forgot to check the end pocket of my bag which had an 8th in it!

Unfortunately, I've had some closer encounters too.

[JTMMusicuk]

also managed to run from police dogs twice and police helicopters twice when i was a teenager, we used to start bonfires which we sat round drinking and it was like a craze to throw deoderant cans in to make them explode, it sounds like gunfire to people who cant see whats goin on..

[gnome]

I hid my lighter under my foot inside my shoe. They never found it after giving me a thorough search and filming their actions for some odd reason that was never fully explained.

[JTMMusicuk]

I hid my lighter under my foot inside my shoe. They never found it after giving me a thorough search and filming their actions for some odd reason that was never fully explained.

since when were lighters illegal?

[Motorway to Roswell]

I've been searched a couple of times. One time I had a knife in my bag and I explained that it was for the fruit salad and tinned peaches I had with me. They were like "yeah, yeah" and carried on going through my bag. The look on their faces when they pulled out a can opener, a fork, a bowl and the two tins.

[ScarletCyanide]

I've been searched a couple of times. One time I had a knife in my bag and I explained that it was for the fruit salad and tinned peaches I had with me. They were like "yeah, yeah" and carried on going through my bag. The look on their faces when they pulled out a can opener, a fork, a bowl and the two tins.

This.

[cityzen]

Got stopped by a sniffer dog unit at Victoria coach station. Tbh, the dog wasn't necessary because it was particularly stinky green and I looked blitzed.
Anyway, they took me to one side and while the woman officer was visibly drooling at the prospect of finding some illegal substances and helping rid the world of evil of weed, the guy searched my bag.
Thankfully i'm a super-stealth-you-can't-find-my-draw-coz-i'm-a-top-ninja kinda guy and had it hidden behind a panel in a hoodie that was nicely folded in my bag - the guy even took the hoodie out and searched the pocket but found nothing and folded it again
Made them fill out the stop and search form and also got them to call me Mr. ***** instead of my first name which they started out doing.
I then proceeded to merrily skip along on my way. The zoot when I got home was even better than usual

Also, been chased by a police helicopter. Long story, but I was on some MGS Snake business thinking about my heat signature and shit. Seemed to work though

[pikeymobile]

After seeing Silkie down cardiff we saw a fight kick off outside the club, but just left to avoid the drama. Met my mate who we were staying with in town, then the same fight had moved over and broke out, but even more violently. Some guy gets the living SHIT kicked out of him, knocked out, blood coming out his ears and nose, all his mates screaming. My one mate goes over to put him in the recovery position, his girlfriend kicks him off and tells us to go away so we do.

Bout 5 minutes later a rozzer car pulls up, the two police get out and cuff me before I even know what's happened. After about 20 minutes of questioning in the back of their car I find out they thought I'd beat the guy up cos I had a skinhead, but after hearing our story realised it wasn't me. They let me go and fuck off. Anyway, I was demolished on mdma at the time and I wasn't being subtle about it, also had some coke, green and ket in my pocket. If they'd have just done like a little search on me I'd have been fucked. After that I also learned handcuffs cut your wrists to fuck.

[Today]

crashed my car drunk with an Oz of schwag bursting open and flying all over my back seat
rolled my car to the side of the road, cops never even realized i was one of the drivers
i have a guardian angel, i'm sure of it

[Pedro Sánchez]

Arrested for suspected involvement in an armed robbery, my mate is doing time for, they had him under surveillance and linked him to me, I knew fuckall about it.
Arrested for assault and criminal damage, since the guy throwing me into a shop was double my size and I was defending myself and CCTV footage was viewed, no charges were made.
Arrested for being sat alone in a gaf that was being raided for being a suspected crack house, it wasn't but the owner had previous.
All a result of knowing hot people or people doing hot things, never been arrested or charged for any of my own actions.

Once had a court summons for an outstanding tram fine which I never attended, police turned up at my previous address looking for me, the fine was for less than £200 , fucking Jesse James up in this bitch.

[AntlionUK]

When I was clean I once got searched on my way to work at 9am at Stevenage train station because I "adjusted the position of my bag on my shoulder upon seeing police", even though that was because it had been knocked off my shoulder when I went through the barriers. Had a stanley knife in there for work and they didn't even find it. Retards.

Searched on my way into download festival once with a quarter in a baccy pouch and 3 grams of MD and 2 grams of Ket in my wallet. Searched bag, found weed, took it, asked if I had anything else I said no, said they will search my person once i'd re-packed my bag they'd unpacked, slipped my wallet in without them noticing.

Got busted once with 2g of charley, coppers took me in their car to the cop shop from the club then drove past it and dropped me off round the corner telling me to "fuck off and have a nice night" after taking the charley.

[AntlionUK]

Also had them try and slap drunk and disorderly on me several times when I've not been drunk and always talked my way out of it haha

[Mehlovich]

Me and two friends once drove to our dealer to stack up on weed, we had like 15g of skunk in the car when some car started following us. We drove round some streets with the car right behind us when we decided to stop. Out came two civil officers and they asked us if we had anything ilegal in the car. We said 'no' and they searched through the car and obv. found the weed bag... I was nearly shitting my self at this point (mind you I was 15 years old and couldn't pay a big fine or anything).
The two cops came back with the bag of weed, handed it to my friend who was driving and said "Don't smoke and drive boys, have a nice evening".
Its the only good expierence I have with the police though...

[gnome]

I hid my lighter under my foot inside my shoe. They never found it after giving me a thorough search and filming their actions for some odd reason that was never fully explained.

since when were lighters illegal?

Since burning a family out of their homes.

[JTMMusicuk]

I hid my lighter under my foot inside my shoe. They never found it after giving me a thorough search and filming their actions for some odd reason that was never fully explained.

since when were lighters illegal?

Since burning a family out of their homes.

deep

[gnome]

I hid my lighter under my foot inside my shoe. They never found it after giving me a thorough search and filming their actions for some odd reason that was never fully explained.

since when were lighters illegal?

Since burning a family out of their homes.

deep

6 feet.

[Neptune]

A few years ago me and a bunch of friends were on a roof of some appartments and the residents complained to the police. Po po came, kicked us off the roof then started to search us all when we got downstirs. Some guys had weed on them but they ballsed it. I on the other hand had a score, grinder and blunts in my handbag. For some unknown reason, i was the only one not to get searched. Even the other girls got their bags searched!

Last week i was at my friend's halls and we got caught blazing after a night out. I fucking shit myself cos i thought it was the real police i also had a gram of md on me (again in my bag) so was not wanting to get searched.

After a night out from cable me and my friends were walking home and a white van pulls up and the police get out! My friend had a lot of ket on him and got nicked. Luckily i didn't get searched but again had stuff in my handbag.

I need to fix up.

[Dub_freak]

Chased by the police a few times, always managed to get away.