Irritating shit on facebook

[5910]

I'm pretty sure I don't go alone when I say there are some fucking plebs on my friend list.

There's this girl who's always whining about her weight, yet her timeline banner are slices of cake...

The kid who's always whining about some love he lost several years ago... it was deep at first, but get the fuck over it man...

The devout Muslim who posts nothing but half naked women...

Surely I'm not the only one who sees this am I?

[Terpit]

ive got a girl on mine who hurt her back and she posts hourly updates on how much valium she has eaten and how many painkillers she has eaten (with pictures) and about her doctors visits, checking in at every place and details about all different opinions her doctors are giving her, its been going on for about 5 months (and im pretty sure is mostly bullshit, she said she has to inject herself in the stomach every morning and get weekly spinal taps). so annoying but not hypocritical like most of your examples.

[5910]

I've got other stuff, this kid from a high school I went to, decided he's a rapper, uses my page as a billboard for it, and asks me for beats he can "spit 2"

He posted on my wall on my birthday, said nothing more than the following:
h b g

Didn't even punctuate it.

[Terpit]

h b g

Thats how true gangsters roll

[InternetSlaveMaster]

Those "Share if you X, Like if you Y" photos are getting annoying, as well as the random pictures with "deep, inspirational" quotes written over them that get shared like wildfire..

Then again I probably just need to unsubscribe to certain people..

[jameshk]

Duck face photos

[nowaysj]

facebook

[dmz007]

Glad I never jumped on board the band wagon. The funny picture thread on SNH provides me with a condensed version of all the good shit facebook has to offer without actually having to sell my sould to the devil and get an account.

[meanmrcustard]

cull these fools. I have about 100 friends on facebook, but they're all good people because I culled the morons.

Those people you weren't friends with at school and haven't seen in the last 10 years aren't suddenly your friends now, so why are they on your friends list?

People say you can tell a lot about a person from their friends, so choose them carefully.

[bass_culture]

It's quite simple. If you have annoying people whose updates you don't want to see any more, simply go on their page, hover over the Friends tab, and de-select 'Show in News Feed'.

I'm also sure I don't need to point out the irony in coming onto the internet to moan about other people moaning on the internet!

[Electric_Head]

My wife moans about 2 of her friends that just biggup each other all day.
Posting photos of a hand showing an ok symbal and then saying you're more than ok you're the best.
Like serious lesbian shenanigans.

[faust.dtc]

Those "Share if you X, Like if you Y" photos are getting annoying, as well as the random pictures with "deep, inspirational" quotes written over them that get shared like wildfire..

This!!! Over 100k likes and a single comment saying add this person to get over 2000 friends requests. Every time!

I recently put a status about this and ironically some of those that liked it were the same people that like those shitty pictures. Desperate sheep get culled!.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

Duck face photos

[BLAHBLAHJAH]

I only just signed up a couple of weeks ago, mainly to take my business online further. Just got a 7 day ban for networking - some shite about not being allowed to add people you don't personally know. Was a proper 'WTF' moment, I thought the whole idea was networking.

Got a decent art page rolling if anyone wants to network. I can't use requests or messages until next monday though

[Terpit]

I think facebook is a social network, for people you already know. Linkedin is more for networking, from my understanding.

[Electric_Head]

Duck face photos

[vishes]

Girls that post photos of themselves and then say stuff like "Oh I look so fat in this pic" or "I am so ugly".

Duck face photos. indeed.

People who post photos of something they've got that they think is cool or impressive, like a new car with big rims or stereo or whatever, and then say "Just testing my new camera".

People that are on facebook every second of their live and share every little fucking thing they do and make pics of everything. I don't give a fuck about the fact that you're eating icecream and I certainly don't need to see a photo of it.

People that constantly spam their facebook with those stupid 4chan pictures.

... long story short, facebook isn't for me Don't really know why I even have an account either, really. I never post anything and maybe check fb once a week.

[Terpit]

People that post pictures of themselves every other day to show their gym progression.

[dubfordessert]

I only just signed up a couple of weeks ago, mainly to take my business online further. Just got a 7 day ban for networking - some shite about not being allowed to add people you don't personally know. Was a proper 'WTF' moment, I thought the whole idea was networking.

Got a decent art page rolling if anyone wants to network. I can't use requests or messages until next monday though

make a fan page...

[dubfordessert]

all my bugbears with facebook revolve around the ad algorithms and shit they put in your newsfeed like trending articles that no one has read

what other people post - couldn't give a fuck, it's what the unsubscribe button is for. i hide the ticker because jesus christ. mainly use it for messaging people to be honest, the news feed is just an occasionally advantageous/interesting addition.