Indian Cream 'Makes You Feel Like A Virgin Again'

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Re: Indian Cream 'Makes You Feel Like A Virgin Again'

Post by ht2 » Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:43 am

awesome, im all for it i think its a great product

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Re: Indian Cream 'Makes You Feel Like A Virgin Again'

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:53 am

it will tighten my vagina you say?

well, im all for having a tighter vagina!
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Re: Indian Cream 'Makes You Feel Like A Virgin Again'

Post by RandomEyez » Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:04 am

Don't quite understand the uproar. If a slack old mama wants a tighter pussy, let her tighten that shit. As long as there's no health risks, there should be no issue.

And must India make a musical out of everything?!!

That ad would have been a lot more effective if they just dropped the cliched singing and dancing and gave us some extreme before & after shots. And more importantly a live demonstration of how to apply the cream.

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Re: Indian Cream 'Makes You Feel Like A Virgin Again'

Post by idontreallygiveashit » Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:08 am

the whole light-skin bias in south asian culture makes me sick, having skin darker than someone else is like being a ginger to white people, except 5x worse.

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Re: Indian Cream 'Makes You Feel Like A Virgin Again'

Post by magma » Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:11 am

This has been available in the US for quite some time. For some reason we've only decided it's controversial when India started selling it too, which is... interesting.
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Re: Indian Cream 'Makes You Feel Like A Virgin Again'

Post by wub » Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:12 am

Call me when they've made one for my bum.

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Re: Indian Cream 'Makes You Feel Like A Virgin Again'

Post by idontreallygiveashit » Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:15 am

magma wrote:This has been available in the US for quite some time. For some reason we've only decided it's controversial when India started selling it too, which is... interesting.
I think it's the fact that it's controversial within India that's the news, unless this wasn't a widely known product and the indian controversy has brought it to the attention of the rest of the world and causing more controversy? I dont know, it's silly anyway.

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Re: Indian Cream 'Makes You Feel Like A Virgin Again'

Post by bright maroon » Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:19 am

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Re: Indian Cream 'Makes You Feel Like A Virgin Again'

Post by Terpit » Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:30 am

idontreallygiveashit wrote:the whole light-skin bias in south asian culture makes me sick, having skin darker than someone else is like being a ginger to white people, except 5x worse.
innit, fair and lovely is a massive seller here
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Re: Indian Cream 'Makes You Feel Like A Virgin Again'

Post by bright maroon » Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:58 am

You guys see this one floating around out there recently?

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I really don't find the image offensive per say...
Because I don't find it insulting to be compared to a strong beautiful slave...

But it's the verbage that went with the story...

they say she "...seduced the American people..." and "..stole Barak Obamas Heart..."

Made her sound like a heated up coniving vixen instead of an intelligent self-respecting woman.
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Re: Indian Cream 'Makes You Feel Like A Virgin Again'

Post by idontreallygiveashit » Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:01 pm

Fair and Lovely is the one, i might try out the man version to see if it works, i want that bollywood complexion, how else will my parents find me a bride?

It's funny because people go to dubai and india to get darker while natives are whiting the fuck up!

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Re: Indian Cream 'Makes You Feel Like A Virgin Again'

Post by ketamine » Wed Aug 29, 2012 6:13 pm

lol @ india dancing in literally everything

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Re: Indian Cream 'Makes You Feel Like A Virgin Again'

Post by dubfordessert » Wed Aug 29, 2012 7:06 pm

bright maroon wrote:You guys see this one floating around out there recently?

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I really don't find the image offensive per say...
Because I don't find it insulting to be compared to a strong beautiful slave...

But it's the verbage that went with the story...

they say she "...seduced the American people..." and "..stole Barak Obamas Heart..."

Made her sound like a heated up coniving vixen instead of an intelligent self-respecting woman.
yeah no you should definitely not depict a powerful black woman as a slave just becuz she is black

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Re: Indian Cream 'Makes You Feel Like A Virgin Again'

Post by kidshuffle » Wed Aug 29, 2012 7:15 pm

idontreallygiveashit wrote:the whole light-skin bias in south asian culture makes me sick, having skin darker than someone else is like being a ginger to white people, except 5x worse.
the light skin bias is pretty much the same everywhere tbh
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Re: Indian Cream 'Makes You Feel Like A Virgin Again'

Post by wobbles » Wed Aug 29, 2012 7:40 pm

So i put this cream on and i will have braces and acne again

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Re: Indian Cream 'Makes You Feel Like A Virgin Again'

Post by Kochari » Wed Aug 29, 2012 7:48 pm

wobbles wrote:So i put this cream on and i will have braces and acne again
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Re: Indian Cream 'Makes You Feel Like A Virgin Again'

Post by AxeD » Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:33 pm

This girl I hardly know from work suddenly brought this 'article' up during lunch.

My brain didn't know what to think.
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Re: Indian Cream 'Makes You Feel Like A Virgin Again'

Post by hugh » Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:45 pm

AxeD wrote:This girl I hardly know from work suddenly brought this 'article' up during lunch.

My brain didn't know what to think.
I think she's a loose goose ¬_¬
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Re: Indian Cream 'Makes You Feel Like A Virgin Again'

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:48 pm

kidshuffle wrote:
idontreallygiveashit wrote:the whole light-skin bias in south asian culture makes me sick, having skin darker than someone else is like being a ginger to white people, except 5x worse.
the light skin bias is pretty much the same everywhere tbh
was thiking the same.
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