What would your ideal movie be about? Who would direct it? Writers? Cast?
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Director: Scorsese
Writer: Tarantino
Plot: Spy movie.
I'd leave the rest up to them, but would insist that Christopher Walken, Dan Aykroyd, Frances McDormand, Christina Ricci, Anjelica Huston and Robert DeNiro (playing basically the exact same character as he did in the king of comedy) be in it somehow.
Agent 47 wrote:
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Another good film adaption of Umberto Eco's fiction:
- Baudolino with Guillermo del Toro at the helm. Could go pretty crazy score/soundtrack wise indeed it presents the chance to break plenty of conventions period wise.
- The Prague Cemetery with Roman Polanski directing. Would like a modern soundtrack but one would be obliged to choose music from the period of the novels setting (19th century Europe).
- Foucalt's Pendulum. This would be difficult to adapt well for film, but it would be my choice. I wouldn't have a clue who to choose for production roles either.
Danny Dyer, a recent emigrant to Miami (or LA) gets done over by his employer and in desperation secures work as a barman/bouncer at a hot club. With little prospect of returning to his former career and inspired by the joy that the DJs at his current place of work inspire he makes a bold career move. Armed only with his laptop, a $50 controller and a few gig of tunes he illegally downloaded Danny sets out to take the EDM world on. Add conflicts with the DJs that inspired him, a hot American girlfriend, and a spot at the Winter Music Conference (or Coachella/Electricwhatever it is on the West Coast) and your set.
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Shum wrote:Danny Dyer, a recent emigrant to Miami (or LA) gets done over by his employer and in desperation secures work as a barman/bouncer at a hot club. With little prospect of returning to his former career and inspired by the joy that the DJs at his current place of work inspire he makes a bold career move. Armed only with his laptop, a $50 controller and a few gig of tunes he illegally downloaded Danny sets out to take the EDM world on. Add conflicts with the DJs that inspired him, a hot American girlfriend, and a spot at the Winter Music Conference (or Coachella/Electricwhatever it is on the West Coast) and your set.
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Agent 47 wrote:
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The climax: Just as Danny is about to play to a crowd of 20000 screaming Americans teens, all mildly gurning and shuffling away in anticipation at the WMC, Paul Oakenfold stops him and says "Do it for Eng-UGH-land m8!"
I'm not sure but it'd have a cameo from Crazy D, he'd just pop up in a scene somewhere like the "whoopeee" guy from Mortal Kombat except he'd say "yeah-oh" then disappear again.
holy shit.
