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when was the last time you got some

Post by ezza » Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:51 pm

been at my moms house for a month now, i dont really know anyone and she lives like a 30 min taxi from the closest place you can go out

need to step up my game - im useless in the country

so yeah?

anyone else having a shit month, or a good one? feel free to rub it in

also anyone got any tips on pulling country girls?

my shirts are indistinguishable from theirs and they have no interest in my vinyl only releases from berlin -q-
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Re: when was the last time you got some

Post by wolf89 » Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:52 pm

Agent 47 wrote:been at my moms house for a month now, i dont really know anyone and she lives like a 30 min taxi from the closest place you can go out
This is exactly the situation I am in too :(
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Post by jaydot » Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:57 pm

Plenty of whorehouses in Bristol, are there not?
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Post by Mammoth » Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:58 pm

I got some last night but she was ugly and annoying as hell. It's been a month since a good lay though :(
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Re: when was the last time you got some

Post by Mason » Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:58 pm

i was getting close with this girl at uni then had to come home to the rasclart countryside so in same position but gonna have to text an ex and have secret relations loool
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Post by gwa » Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:04 pm

can't be arsed having sex so it's been 3 weeks or so. had a few blow jobs since then but just not in the mood.
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Post by gwa » Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:05 pm

i guess it's been a good month but i've been turning it down innit.
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Post by jaydot » Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:06 pm

gwa wrote:i guess it's been a good month but i've been turning it down innit.
Fighting them off with stick?
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Post by sigbowls » Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:08 pm

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Post by gwa » Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:09 pm

sigh, without sounding big headed, pretty much.
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Post by AxeD » Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:13 pm

gwa wrote:sigh, without sounding big headed
Too late.
























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Post by gwa » Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:14 pm

i'm sure when i can be arsed again i'll give you all some more gwantics
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Post by nousd » Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:15 pm

@Agent: maybe if you didn't wear blouses
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Re: when was the last time you got some

Post by ezza » Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:17 pm

jaydot wrote:Plenty of whorehouses in Bristol, are there not?
im not in bristol atm lol

thought i made my problem clear in my post
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Post by jaydot » Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:19 pm

Oh I thought when you said "she" you were refering to your gf in 3rd person.
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Re: when was the last time you got some

Post by titchbit » Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:23 pm

why a 30 minute taxi? got no car?
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Re: when was the last time you got some

Post by ezza » Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:24 pm

jaydot wrote:Oh I thought when you said "she" you were refering to your gf in 3rd person.
you thought i was referring to my mom as my girlfriend :lol:

and nah debunked i got banned lol i actually have a car here. managed to not drive it yet, quite proud of myself
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Re: when was the last time you got some

Post by Mason » Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:26 pm

:cornlol: how did you get b&?
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Re: when was the last time you got some

Post by syrup » Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:32 pm

quite a while ago
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Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:40 pm

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