THE DEADLY THREAD

[ezza]

i did post this in random thoughts, but as my m8s id like to keep regular updates on my deadly snake (and spiders to come)

questions welcome, but criticism will be sent to the deadly snake

haha nahh hes cool - he keeps trying to strangle/fuck my arm

i got pics

so far it likes steak, smoke and not being picked up. it tried to strangle my arm which was weird but we're good now. did a lil sesh in the bathroom get him use to the uni lifestyle

so yeah, thought we needed a deadly snake thread... did do a search but its just my posts mainly. anythings welcome, like i said in another thread looking for a 'deadly room' so anything deadly would be cool

[Johnlenham]

whys the snake in the bath chief? Oh right uni life..

What type of snake is it? a constrictor of some kind?

[ezza]

snake tanks or 'exotic tanks' as the pet shop wouldnt sell me a 'deadly tank' are very expensive

plus no one believes me when i say watch out theres a snake in the bath, so that always joke

i will get him one when he gets bigger tho, hes only 3 quaters

[SCope13]

rig ur tub to become a giant bong so you can have deadly snake bong water

[DiegoSapiens]

how is the snake called?

[Genevieve]

2 protect ur my little pony collection imo?

[ezza]

huh?

@diago

[Johnlenham]

think he means whats its name

[DiegoSapiens]

yh

[ezza]

oh haha its 'mate'

[DiegoSapiens]

[ezza]

we got really k'd the night we bought it and thought it would be jokes to make a film or book called 'agent and the deadly m8'

[Mason]

hahahahaha this is excellent

[ezza]

it's a pretty racist snake though :/

it hates asian people, like fully

slithered out the bath so fast when our 2 chinese m8s came round

0 to dead asian in 60 seconds

[Mason]

how much he set ya back?

[ezza]

we ent even got it de-fanged (not sure if thats the right terminology) but yeah it will FUCK MAN UP (atm)

[ezza]

how much he set ya back?

100 and just less than half ounce of k

[kidshuffle]

the end is nigh

[Blenky]

So either agents getting killed by the snake, the snakes going to die due to mistreatment, or the RSPCA are going to get wind of it and agent's going to prison. All in all a thread to watch

[exfox]