Not all dicks are promoters..

Off Topic (Everything besides dubstep)
Forum rules
Please read and follow this sub-forum's specific rules listed HERE, as well as our sitewide rules listed HERE.

Link to the Secret Ninja Sessions community ustream channel - info in this thread
Dystinkt
Posts: 1744
Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:36 pm
Location: Bradford, UK

Not all dicks are promoters..

Post by Dystinkt » Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:21 am

But almost all promoters are dicks. unreliable, and just downright fucking liars half the time. Anyone else tired of having to deal with promoters?

wub
Posts: 34156
Joined: Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:11 pm
Location: Madrid
Contact:

Re: Not all dicks are promoters..

Post by wub » Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:22 am

Cheeky wrote:But almost all promoters are dicks. unreliable, and just downright fucking liars half the time. Anyone else tired of having to deal with promoters?

"Sure mate you can play, will pay £2.37 on each £18 ticket you sell, you can make a fortune! 9-10pm in room 3 okay with you, yeah?"

Dystinkt
Posts: 1744
Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:36 pm
Location: Bradford, UK

Re: Not all dicks are promoters..

Post by Dystinkt » Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:26 am

wub wrote:
Cheeky wrote:But almost all promoters are dicks. unreliable, and just downright fucking liars half the time. Anyone else tired of having to deal with promoters?

"Sure mate you can play, will pay £2.37 on each £18 ticket you sell, you can make a fortune! 9-10pm in room 3 okay with you, yeah?"
"Sorry mate we'll keep you in mind for the next one, we know we've been telling you for 6 months that your definitely playing but we've booked someone else now"

wub
Posts: 34156
Joined: Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:11 pm
Location: Madrid
Contact:

Re: Not all dicks are promoters..

Post by wub » Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:30 am

Cheeky wrote:"Sorry mate we'll keep you in mind for the next one, we know we've been telling you for 6 months that your definitely playing but we've booked someone else now"
Verbal contract - not worth the paper it's written on.

nitz
Posts: 3105
Joined: Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:28 pm

Re: Not all dicks are promoters..

Post by nitz » Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:30 am

Somebody has to do the warm up sets... It's normally yourself, for about a few months and then if he promoters doesn't put you on at a decent time he's a dick.
A brand new song!

Soundcloud

Dystinkt
Posts: 1744
Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:36 pm
Location: Bradford, UK

Re: Not all dicks are promoters..

Post by Dystinkt » Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:34 am

wub wrote:
Cheeky wrote:"Sorry mate we'll keep you in mind for the next one, we know we've been telling you for 6 months that your definitely playing but we've booked someone else now"
Verbal contract - not worth the paper it's written on.
I made the mistake of assuming that a promoter functions like a regular person and not like the monumental shitbins they are

User avatar
Lye_Form
Posts: 3857
Joined: Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:43 pm
Location: Lundun
Contact:

Re: Not all dicks are promoters..

Post by Lye_Form » Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:35 am

wub wrote:
Cheeky wrote:But almost all promoters are dicks. unreliable, and just downright fucking liars half the time. Anyone else tired of having to deal with promoters?

"Sure mate you can play, will pay £2.37 on each £18 ticket you sell, you can make a fortune! 9-10pm in room 3 okay with you, yeah?"
Ill take it.
Life Force Sound | Soundcloud | Facebook
Wolf89 wrote:I'm bit a hipster is the point
wub wrote:Bob Dylan is not Grime.

nitz
Posts: 3105
Joined: Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:28 pm

Re: Not all dicks are promoters..

Post by nitz » Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:36 am

wub wrote:
Cheeky wrote:"Sorry mate we'll keep you in mind for the next one, we know we've been telling you for 6 months that your definitely playing but we've booked someone else now"
Verbal contract - not worth the paper it's written on.

Contrary to poplur belief, verbal contracts are enforceable, provided the contract formations have been made, i.e offer, acceptance and consideration.
A brand new song!

Soundcloud

wub
Posts: 34156
Joined: Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:11 pm
Location: Madrid
Contact:

Re: Not all dicks are promoters..

Post by wub » Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:37 am

nitz wrote:Somebody has to do the warm up sets... It's normally yourself, for about a few months and then if he promoters doesn't put you on at a decent time he's a dick.
Nowt wrong with warmup sets, but they shouldn't come with a ticket selling proviso IMO
Cheeky wrote:I made the mistake of assuming that a promoter functions like a regular person and not like the monumental shitbins they are
I reckon most promoters start out with the best intentions but then they start worrying too much about profit and not losing cash for the first 8/9 months and the best intentions go out the window along with their sense of decency and ability to keep their word.

User avatar
kidshuffle
Posts: 13473
Joined: Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:44 am
Location: canada

Re: Not all dicks are promoters..

Post by kidshuffle » Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:39 am

Cheeky wrote:
wub wrote:
Cheeky wrote:"Sorry mate we'll keep you in mind for the next one, we know we've been telling you for 6 months that your definitely playing but we've booked someone else now"
Verbal contract - not worth the paper it's written on.
I made the mistake of assuming that a promoter functions like a regular person and not like the monumental shitbins they are
1) sounds like theres a lot of sand in your vagina. Yoh should get that checked out

2) it also sounds like you're replacable. If you brought anything of value to the promoter, you'd be put on. Maybe they're just being nice and humoring you, because no matter how they tell you no, you're not going to like the answer. Only you can get your own hopes up.
Beats/Facebook/Twitter
Laszlo wrote:
nowaysj wrote:Look at when Jedi's die, and then they become kind of shimmery and holographic.
.... 2Pac was a Jedi?? :corntard:

Dystinkt
Posts: 1744
Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:36 pm
Location: Bradford, UK

Re: Not all dicks are promoters..

Post by Dystinkt » Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:49 am

kidshuffle wrote:
Cheeky wrote:
wub wrote:
Cheeky wrote:"Sorry mate we'll keep you in mind for the next one, we know we've been telling you for 6 months that your definitely playing but we've booked someone else now"
Verbal contract - not worth the paper it's written on.
I made the mistake of assuming that a promoter functions like a regular person and not like the monumental shitbins they are
1) sounds like theres a lot of sand in your vagina. Yoh should get that checked out

2) it also sounds like you're replacable. If you brought anything of value to the promoter, you'd be put on. Maybe they're just being nice and humoring you, because no matter how they tell you no, you're not going to like the answer. Only you can get your own hopes up.
I've been to the beach recently but thats another story

The promoter said yes your definitely booked, multiple times, we agreed on a fee and set time. then out of the blue Im not on the flyers and the guys just stonewalling me, so I wouldnt say I was being humoured. I think hes just been fucking with me for 6 months

wub
Posts: 34156
Joined: Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:11 pm
Location: Madrid
Contact:

Re: Not all dicks are promoters..

Post by wub » Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:52 am

Cheeky wrote:we agreed on a fee

10-20% upfront else don't consider yourself booked, IME.

particle-jim
Posts: 10747
Joined: Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:56 am
Location: Hermosillo, Mexico via South London
Contact:

Re: Not all dicks are promoters..

Post by particle-jim » Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:01 am

Don't really have any experience of club-night promotion but have years of experience of live music promotion, by and large most of the promoters I've worker with have been very professional and known what they're doing. Obviously you get a few useless ones who are just a bit inept and a few unscrupulous bastards who operate pay-to-play type shit but they never last long because once word gets out amongst bands/fans nobody will work with them and even fewer people will go to their shows, self regulating system really
imami wrote:i put secret donks in all my tunes, just low enough so you can't hear them
http://www.soundcloud.com/particle
http://www.mixcloud.com/particlejim

User avatar
Muncey
Posts: 6580
Joined: Tue Aug 09, 2011 6:30 pm
Location: Northants/Manchester

Re: Not all dicks are promoters..

Post by Muncey » Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:21 am

Cheeky wrote:But almost all promoters are dicks. unreliable, and just downright fucking liars half the time.
False.

http://www.fatkidonfire.com/interviews/ ... tandrunuk/

Genevieve
Posts: 8775
Joined: Wed Dec 31, 2008 10:27 pm
Location: 6_6

Re: Not all dicks are promoters..

Post by Genevieve » Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:35 am

I was a nice promoter :(
Image

namsayin

:'0

User avatar
nowaysj
Posts: 23281
Joined: Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:11 am
Location: Mountain Fortress

Re: Not all dicks are promoters..

Post by nowaysj » Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:41 am

Genevieve wrote:I was a nice promoter :(
Join Me
DiegoSapiens wrote:oh fucking hell now i see how on point was nowaysj
Soundcloud

Dystinkt
Posts: 1744
Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:36 pm
Location: Bradford, UK

Re: Not all dicks are promoters..

Post by Dystinkt » Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:57 am

Its probably me being slightly naive I guess, its hellishly frustrating dealing with people like this, sadly in my local area promoters like this are the rule and not the exception

User avatar
topmo3
Posts: 4657
Joined: Mon May 31, 2010 10:14 am
Location: Finland

Re: Not all dicks are promoters..

Post by topmo3 » Fri Oct 18, 2013 11:26 am

u guiz must be big shots since u have promoters and all but round here the thing goes like so that you book yourself at the club and get paid 150 euros per night standard. and that's a low pay
Image

wolf89
Posts: 10287
Joined: Sun May 10, 2009 9:18 pm

Re: Not all dicks are promoters..

Post by wolf89 » Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:08 pm

Cheeky wrote:But almost all promoters are dicks. unreliable, and just downright fucking liars half the time. Anyone else tired of having to deal with promoters?
No.

I'm actually mates with the dudes who put on the best nights down here.

User avatar
teamhobson
Posts: 1342
Joined: Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:40 pm
Location: Bristol

Re: Not all dicks are promoters..

Post by teamhobson » Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:14 pm

wolf89 wrote:
Cheeky wrote:But almost all promoters are dicks. unreliable, and just downright fucking liars half the time. Anyone else tired of having to deal with promoters?
No.

I'm actually mates with the dudes who put on the best nights down here.
Deep End Cru? dicks.
Kochari wrote:Later on I found a chopped down tree and cried for like 5 minutes.

Locked

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests