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jokes

pretty sober

mothers day gon' be sick

what u sayin

my cousin just become manager of nandos in reddich so we got a free all you can eat meal tomorrow night

#ladlifeornolife

i think that eric is the 21 century messiah
can i be your disciple?
can't wait for the full story tomorrow

DiegoSapiens wrote:i think that eric is the 21 century messiah

He's like Jesus, but with more techno and ket.

Did he take a phone, though? If so I'm on the case

i'll be w8ing at redditch nandos m8

fucking peacocks...
no wonder he got caught, do you know how fucking loud those things are?
a lot of the sheikhys here have them as guard animals because they don't like dogs

man last night was sick

i got just drunk

just drunk and it was fun

i think its cus i didnt set out to get drunk, i just drank constantly for 5 hours

so i didnt get the mentality of ahh this is shit need some sniff

now i feel hangin tho and i ripped my moms card in half :/

nobody wrote: they don't like dogs

yeh arabs hate dogs, have you noticed that chocapic instead of having a dog as a puppet is an owl

sun beds
being yuppie shit,
deserve stealing

but peacocks,
well
they're life forms eh
deserving a bit more consideration

I hope your mate
has learnt that not everything
can be justifiably stolen
even if pluckable and mangeable.

justagentthings.tumblr.com

you guys know i didnt actually steal a peacock right?

Let them have their... dreams.

deadly habit wrote:Did he take a phone, though? If so I'm on the case

nah talking of phones tho...

i got a 10 pound burner n gyal lost mi charga

went shop said oi tnuc get me a charger

guy said 20 pound

i said u what u tnuc come outside and ill break ya fukin legs ya tnuc

he said you can upgrade your 10 pound burner to this 10 pound burner and it comes with a charger for 6 fuckin squid

i seaid oi oi ite u tnuc give me the fucking phone

he did

i now have a phone

and its got battery

im not though lol

i like to think when i sober up im a pretty mentally stable person

ive met fucked up ppl and im deffo not like that

sez u

Agent, you made up this subject line, and everyone TOTALLY believed it could be real. That DEFINITIONALLY means you are fucked up.

okay, maybe a bit