Can We Have A 'DJ Lives Up To His/Her Name' Night?

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:00 pm

Chef will cook some pasta up, Skream will shriek continuously, Youngsta will regress to the age of 4, Benny Ill will be infected with a mild flu virus and mix with a quilt cover over his head and a thermometer in his mouth (inbetween bouts of Countdown and Richard and Judy), N-Type will stick a pin in his arm and spray alien blood all over the crowd etc. etc.

badger · Post by **badger** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:03 pm

and ill badger any dj found not living up to their name

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:05 pm

Hatcha will sit on a big pile of eggs until some chicks come out

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:05 pm

I'll rep DJ products and corpsey lays down on the floor, doesn't move all night and slowly turns blue.

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:14 pm

Like Mr Freeze getting a stiffy

tha_illsta · Post by **tha_illsta** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:18 pm

Corpsey wrote: Benny Ill will be infected with a mild flu virus and mix with a quilt cover over his head and a thermometer in his mouth (inbetween bouts of Countdown and Richard and Judy)

the "ill" part in Benny ill is a hip-hop related reference: don't ask me, I didn't name myself. It harks back to my long chequered past, and to previous scenarios best not discussed here. It is not a reference to ill health, sickness or disease, although I am annoyingly often subjected to these things.

Hence,
I would love to appear at such a night

you have been warned..

on the other hand, N-TYPE actually is an alien

his tongue is 12" and turns rock hard at will

...ladies, please form an orderly queue.

konehed · Post by **konehed** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:19 pm

and Joe Nice can just be himself

8)

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:19 pm

L-Wiz can dress like a Mexican and piss in the corner.

Distance can stand as far away from people as possible.

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:24 pm

stanton wrote:
Distance can stand as far away from people as possible.

lol, the venue will take out an order on Distance beforehand which permits him to stand no closer than 1500 miles from the venue at the time of the party...

oneman will not be booked as he won't have to do anything

Cluekid becomes like a slightly less irritating version of the Riddler, and leaves a paper trail that inevitably leads to a gigantic hamper of kinder eggs and trebor mints

gravious · Post by **gravious** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:30 pm

Yeah, yeah! I'll come, and I'll ummm.... I'll.... ummm...

ummm...

Hmmmmm...

umm...

fuck it, I'm not coming.

skipple · Post by **skipple** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:30 pm

Can we have it at plastic people

n-type · Post by **n-type** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:30 pm

hhhhhhhhhahhahahaha

im a robot not an alien u fucker

and i got a gun in my leg like robocop! Cyborg seleckio!

lick shot

misk · Post by **misk** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:32 pm

gravious, you can serve gravy all night long. MMMM!

n-type · Post by **n-type** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:34 pm

Big up illsta! reppin!

just see your post!

ahhaha

perkalerk215 · Post by **perkalerk215** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:35 pm

whistla whistles while hes mixing.

skream screams every now and then. like people with tourettes.

loefah brings loaves of bread(all i ever think about when i hear that name for some reason)

if you come to close to him, pokes will poke you till you get away from him.

moldy shows up with green patches all over him.

grapes turns purple and pees grape jelly.

juju is really a giant gummy candy.

kode9 is really a secret agent of some kind.

shackleton shows up in shackles and an orange jumpsuit.

gravious · Post by **gravious** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:38 pm

Misk wrote:gravious, you can serve gravy all night long. MMMM!

I could, gut that would involve mis-pronouncing my name, so I probably won't bother...

Anyway, for fucks sake don't invite hijak, he'd take over the place. And Slaughter Mob would probably butcher any audience you managed to attract, straight after Bandit had robbed them all blind. You'd be slightly safer with Jack Sparrow, at least he'd just steal the birds. Ah well, you could always get Forensix/Forensics in to sort out the mess after SLT had done their dirty deeds.

And steer clear of that nippy Pinch character, he'll have your cheek in a worse finger lock than your long-lost granny.

gravious · Post by **gravious** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:41 pm

perkalerk215 wrote: shackleton shows up in shackles and an orange jumpsuit.

Surely he'd be a polar explorer with a centre parting and a passin resemblance ot Kenneth Branagh?

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:56 pm

No one is allowed to talk to Caspa and toasty gets some bread of loefah and feeds everyone.

mikey_g · Post by **mikey_g** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:58 pm

quest would be unable to attend

metalbox would have to stay in his box allnight

movin ninjas on the door with gatekeeper

south3rn · Post by **south3rn** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:34 pm

N-TYPE wrote:hhhhhhhhhahhahahaha

im a robot not an alien u fucker

and i got a gun in my leg like robocop! Cyborg seleckio!

lick shot

i always wanted one of those

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