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Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

Post by ashley » Thu Nov 01, 2007 8:48 pm

Ok guys, thought id start a forum game, corrupt a wish.

Basically you wish for something, the person who posts next has to grant it BUT with a twist, something has to go wrong.

Example:
I wish for more big dubstep bangers
then a person would reply with
Granted, however they all are produced by britney spears

I wish for more wobble bass
then someone would reply with
Granted, however you get water on the knee and have to leave 5mins after entering the next DMZ

I wish for....
etc, you get the idea right?



Ok ill start..



I wish for more digitial download releases of new and old dubstep ch00ns!

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Post by guerillaeye » Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:14 pm

Granted, however they are all 7kb sample rates.



I wish for peace on earth

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Post by mikey_g » Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:16 pm

guerillaeye wrote: I wish for peace on earth
granted but everyone's dead


i wish for better looks
Recently reborn and relocated to glasgow

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Post by silentk » Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:19 pm

granted but ur stuck im a room of only men

i wish for lots of monies

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Post by guerillaeye » Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:22 pm

granted, buts its all in pennys



i wish for a pet lion

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Post by silentk » Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:27 pm

granted but once it grows big enuf to overpower you it slowly toys with you cutely before vicously mauling you beyond recognision


i wish for happiness

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Post by showguns » Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:30 pm

SilentK wrote:granted but once it grows big enuf to overpower you it slowly toys with you cutely before vicously mauling you beyond recognision


i wish for happiness
granted, but you have uncontrollable diarrea.

i wish for nuclear war.
"Sometimes I do see people saggin, with dirty underwear, and it is indeed a sad thing."

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Post by silentk » Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:34 pm

[quote="showguns

granted, but you have uncontrollable diarrea.

i wish for nuclear war.[/quote]


granted, but everyone has nukes apart from you



i wish for a soundsystem loud enough to blow peopl clothes off :D

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Post by step correct » Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:37 pm

SilentK wrote:[quote="showguns

granted, but you have uncontrollable diarrea.

i wish for nuclear war.

granted, but everyone has nukes apart from you



i wish for a soundsystem loud enough to blow peopl clothes off :D[/quote]

Granted but they are all deaf.

I wish for a girlfriend that is not a slut.

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Post by chu » Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:40 pm

Step Correct wrote:
SilentK wrote:[quote="showguns]

granted, but you have uncontrollable diarrea.

i wish for nuclear war.

granted, but everyone has nukes apart from you



i wish for a soundsystem loud enough to blow peopl clothes off :D
Granted but they are all deaf.

I wish for a girlfriend that is not a slut.
[/quote][/quote][/quote]

Granted but its your mum.

I wish for this game to end
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Post by silentk » Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:41 pm

granted, but then she sleeps with me, out of sympathy, im a cripple you see



i wish for a new house

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Post by hera » Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:58 pm

granted, but youre a dung beetle.

I wish I could fly.

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Post by guerillaeye » Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:04 pm

granted, but you have no legs


i wish for the largest sound system in america

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Post by chu » Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:05 pm

guerillaeye wrote:granted, but you have no legs


i wish for the largest sound system in america
granted but you have the largest sound system in america

i wish for sleep

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Post by z.u.bee » Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:06 pm

wtf???? this thing goes too fast!!!

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Post by guerillaeye » Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:15 pm

Chu wrote:
guerillaeye wrote:granted, but you have no legs


i wish for the largest sound system in america
granted but you have the largest sound system in america

i wish for sleep
granted.. you have narcolepsy.


i wish for a heart of gold

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Post by slim » Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:22 pm

granted, but gold isn't too good at pumping blood around your body and you die.

I wish my computer actually worked

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Post by hera » Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:24 pm

Slim wrote:granted, but gold isn't too good at pumping blood around your body and you die.

I wish my computer actually worked
granted, but your computer steals your job.

i wish i were 10 again.

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Post by classagraphics » Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:38 pm

hera wrote:
i wish i were 10 again.
granted, but you will also be working as a child prostitute in burma

i wish time travel were real

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Post by chu » Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:46 pm

classagraphics wrote:
hera wrote:
i wish i were 10 again.
granted, but you will also be working as a child prostitute in burma

i wish time travel were real
Granted, but you end up going back in time and starting a gay love affair with Paul Daniels, usurping Debbie Mcgee as his assistant, he takes you to burma on holiday and you too end up working as a child prostitute.

I wish for frosties with hot milk

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