The Terrible Jokes Thread

feasible_weasel · Post by **feasible_weasel** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:54 pm

why didnt the woman let a certain file format stay with her and her kids??

cos it was a pdf-file

fuagofire · Post by **fuagofire** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:04 pm

Q - whats the difforence between a porshe and a tonne of dead babies?

A - i dont have a porshe in my garage

note to mods: i actually have neither of these nor a garage

bjackman · Post by **bjackman** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:05 pm

where do they weigh whales?

at the wailway station.

feasible_weasel · Post by **feasible_weasel** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:13 pm

looool

jred · Post by **jred** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:36 pm

whats brown n sticky

a stick

z.u.bee · Post by **z.u.bee** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:44 pm

why do women enjoy giving b.j's?????

cos its the only way to get something straight into their heads...

badger · Post by **badger** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:46 pm

feasible_weasel wrote:
why didnt the woman let a certain file format stay with her and her kids?

cos it was a pdf-file

lol that's pretty funny feas

good to have you back (again) btw

fuagofire · Post by **fuagofire** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:52 pm

whats brown and sticky

a stick covered in poo

contakt · Post by **contakt** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:54 pm

A woodworm walks into a pub and says...

...is the bar tender here?

badger · Post by **badger** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:55 pm

fuagofire wrote:whats brown and sticky

a stick covered in poo

what's brown and runny?

linford christie

badger · Post by **badger** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:57 pm

oh and i just remembered that i already made a thread like this a while ago (no plugo)

http://dubstepforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=37820

contakt · Post by **contakt** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:58 pm

You bastard badger, you've just revealed that i only know one joke.

badger · Post by **badger** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:01 pm

haha didn't realise that was there too

to be honest i'm surprised you even know one so you've done yourself proud

renegatus · Post by **renegatus** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:31 pm

What's got 8 legs and screams?

Gang-rape.

feasible_weasel · Post by **feasible_weasel** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:24 pm

badger wrote:
feasible_weasel wrote:
why didnt the woman let a certain file format stay with her and her kids?

cos it was a pdf-file
lol that's pretty funny feas good to have you back (again) btw

loving the avatar pic

and cheeeers

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:26 pm

a study has recently found that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

geddit?

renegatus · Post by **renegatus** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:29 pm

dubluke wrote:a study has recently found that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

geddit?

You murked me.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:32 pm

Renegatus wrote:
dubluke wrote:a study has recently found that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

geddit?
You murked me.

taking a theme and running with it

thief · Post by **thief** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:41 pm

What would Princess Di be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the lid of her coffin.

pupstar · Post by **pupstar** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:42 am

whats the difference between a JCB and a camal.

one has hydrolicks, the other has high bolloks

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