Soreen malt loaf

maori-nick · Post by **maori-nick** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:31 pm

Its like a chewy orgasm with raisens.

my jaw actually aches from chewin.

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:32 pm

Maori-Nick wrote:Its like a chewy orgasm with raisens.

my jaw actually aches from chewin.

chewy orgasm with raisens?

maori-nick · Post by **maori-nick** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:36 pm

Yeah its like sex in the mouth.

Except not really sexual in any way apart from the taste being compared to something as glorious as thrusting with my winkle.

Into my gf.

without raisens.

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:40 pm

without raisens?
thats no fucking fun is it.

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:41 pm

i love it

sorreen that is... to EAT!

maori-nick · Post by **maori-nick** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:42 pm

Diss04 wrote:without raisens?
thats no fucking fun is it.

It would just be awkward i think.
I tried cheerios once, dident go down at all well.

badger · Post by **badger** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:42 pm

nothing better than a sexy slice of soreen and butter

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:47 pm

badger wrote:nothing better than a sexy slice of soreen and butter

thief · Post by **thief** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:50 pm

dr ddd wrote:
badger wrote:nothing better than a sexy slice of soreen and butter

2 sexy slices of soreen and butter (with a massive slab of ham inbetween)?

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:51 pm

Maori-Nick wrote:Its like a chewy orgasm with raisens.

my jaw actually aches from chewin.

Lol, how did you know to try this

I know say the man @ the local shop gave you one of these on ur birthday or suttin, then u were hooked & kept buying them.

maori-nick · Post by **maori-nick** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:52 pm

dunno been eating it when i were younger on the rare occasion and then last year when me student loan came in i went abit overboard in sainsbury's and thats where the addiction started.

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:53 pm

Maori-Nick wrote:last year when me student loan came in i went abit overboard in sainsbury's

Haha, i can imagine it well.

maori-nick · Post by **maori-nick** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:56 pm

yeah i shafted meself over in debt as well cause i spent the money meant for me accomodation on Air force 1's and hats.

i have to work at matalan now...the shame.

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:05 am

Maori-Nick wrote:i have to work at matalan now...the shame.

lol gutted. my ex worked at matalan for a few days until she couldn't stand it and never went in again

and i'm sorry to say that i think the one place that ham is not welcome is between soreen. i can't believe i just said that

maori-nick · Post by **maori-nick** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:06 am

Lol

ham would be unwise to choose to positition itself between that fruity loaf.

let us never speak of it again.

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:08 am

i worked in the outback aussie restaurants and left for arguing about them putting sheilas on the door of the womens toilet.
getting smart is said, 'what if theyre called susan?'
wasnt my greatest line but still. gotta take the wheat with the chaff, init

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:10 am

eh?!

i think i've lost the power of comprehension recently

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:12 am

this could possibly be fixed by soreen...

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:12 am

dr ddd wrote:this could possibly be fixed by soreen...

what can't?

i'm amazed no-one has tried introducing it to the middle east

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:15 am

ever hear about people fighting just to make up again? call me sceptical, but i dont think thats whats happening in the middle east.

arise, sir jimmy carr.

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