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Noises that really piss you off

Post by wub » Tue May 06, 2008 12:46 pm

I'll start;


The sound of a phone somewhere near me vibrating on a desk when the owner is away from their desk. By the time I've got up to stop the fucking thing, it will probably have finished on it's own. :evil:

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Post by datura » Tue May 06, 2008 12:48 pm

car and house alarms

fire alarms

seagulls

the binmen emptying the bins at half 5 in the morning

people typing really loudly
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Post by gwa » Tue May 06, 2008 12:48 pm

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Post by kins83 » Tue May 06, 2008 12:49 pm

There's some idiot behind me who hits her keyboard really hard when she types. That pisses me off.

Also, the voice of the girl next to me. She sounds like Sandy Tostvig.
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Post by shonky » Tue May 06, 2008 12:50 pm

There was a high-pitched annoying sound at the office but luckily she's on holiday for two weeks :D
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Post by gwa » Tue May 06, 2008 12:50 pm

kins83 wrote:There's some idiot behind me who hits her keyboard really hard when she types. That pisses me off.

Also, the voice of the girl next to me. She sounds like Sandy Tostvig.
lets hope she read that :lol:
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Post by kins83 » Tue May 06, 2008 12:51 pm

gwa wrote:
kins83 wrote:There's some idiot behind me who hits her keyboard really hard when she types. That pisses me off.

Also, the voice of the girl next to me. She sounds like Sandy Tostvig.
lets hope she read that :lol:
I'd probably get into a fair bit of trouble if anyone from work started reading my threads here.
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Post by wub » Tue May 06, 2008 12:51 pm

kins83 wrote:There's some idiot behind me who hits her keyboard really hard when she types. That pisses me off.

Also, the voice of the girl next to me. She sounds like Sandy Tostvig.

People who speak as they type. It's on the screen FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU tnuc why do you need to vocalise it?

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Post by LEQ » Tue May 06, 2008 12:55 pm

The continuous tone of shite that comes out of the Radio when tuned into Radio One in the daytime.

Sara Cox' voice.

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Post by BaronVon » Tue May 06, 2008 12:57 pm

The dirty stinking tnuc birds that chirp outside my bedroom window from 4:00 am till midnight. Mother fuckers, ive tried catching them to no avail.
I need a big fuck off net and then it shall be Starling for dinner.
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Post by dubluke » Tue May 06, 2008 12:57 pm

kins83 wrote:I'd probably get into a fair bit of trouble if anyone from work started reading my threads here.
same here, should probably be careful really, that said, any of them made outside of work time they can't do anything about

annoying noises?? my brother
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Post by shonky » Tue May 06, 2008 12:58 pm

Baron_von_Carlton wrote:The dirty stinking tnuc birds that chirp outside my bedroom window from 4:00 am till midnight. Mother fuckers, ive tried catching them to no avail.
I need a big fuck off net and then it shall be Starling for dinner.
I've had the local birdlife kicking off with their chirping at 3 in the morning - get a clue you avian fucks :evil:
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Post by soldjaaa_chik » Tue May 06, 2008 12:59 pm

the sound of people screaming whilst having a shower.

All i hear is "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHE GOT IT OH U THINK SHE GOT IT" X100
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Post by wub » Tue May 06, 2008 1:00 pm

soldjaaa_chik wrote:the sound of people screaming whilst having a shower.

All i hear is "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHE GOT IT OH U THINK SHE GOT IT" X100

They having sex or listening to Outkast?

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Post by badger » Tue May 06, 2008 1:00 pm

dubluke wrote:
kins83 wrote:I'd probably get into a fair bit of trouble if anyone from work started reading my threads here.
same here, should probably be careful really, that said, any of them made outside of work time they can't do anything about

annoying noises?? my brother
they already have here :( they even joined the forum because i wasn't talking to them

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Post by vonboyage » Tue May 06, 2008 1:01 pm

Sound that pisses me off...?

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Post by kins83 » Tue May 06, 2008 1:03 pm

badger wrote:
dubluke wrote:
kins83 wrote:I'd probably get into a fair bit of trouble if anyone from work started reading my threads here.
same here, should probably be careful really, that said, any of them made outside of work time they can't do anything about

annoying noises?? my brother
they already have here :( they even joined the forum because i wasn't talking to them
lol. I don't speak to my colleagues because in the vast majority, none of them have any personality.
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Post by soldjaaa_chik » Tue May 06, 2008 1:03 pm

Wub wrote:
soldjaaa_chik wrote:the sound of people screaming whilst having a shower.

All i hear is "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHE GOT IT OH U THINK SHE GOT IT" X100

They having sex or listening to Outkast?
LOOOOOOL.

singing outkast, thats the only bit they know.
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Post by biomat » Tue May 06, 2008 1:04 pm

yeah all noises mostly from my work...hard hitting keyboard, then i got retarted colleague who speak for herself like "whats this?, hmmm, what the... nooo waaai, aaaaaaah, shhhhhhhhhh" etc...thats getting me ultra angry... vibrating phone or allways leave cellphone in office with loud ringtone and after few days that fucking ringtone is all over my head... but absolute classic is a drill from next room. especially at 7am

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Post by vonboyage » Tue May 06, 2008 1:04 pm

1500+ people imitating the melody of Night @ stupid outdoor festivals.
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