The sound of a phone somewhere near me vibrating on a desk when the owner is away from their desk. By the time I've got up to stop the fucking thing, it will probably have finished on it's own.
Noises that really piss you off
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Noises that really piss you off
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The sound of a phone somewhere near me vibrating on a desk when the owner is away from their desk. By the time I've got up to stop the fucking thing, it will probably have finished on it's own.
The sound of a phone somewhere near me vibrating on a desk when the owner is away from their desk. By the time I've got up to stop the fucking thing, it will probably have finished on it's own.
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There's some idiot behind me who hits her keyboard really hard when she types. That pisses me off.
Also, the voice of the girl next to me. She sounds like Sandy Tostvig.
Also, the voice of the girl next to me. She sounds like Sandy Tostvig.
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badger wrote:The panda's problem isn't man. The panda's problem is that it's utterly shit
lets hope she read thatkins83 wrote:There's some idiot behind me who hits her keyboard really hard when she types. That pisses me off.
Also, the voice of the girl next to me. She sounds like Sandy Tostvig.
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I'd probably get into a fair bit of trouble if anyone from work started reading my threads here.gwa wrote:lets hope she read thatkins83 wrote:There's some idiot behind me who hits her keyboard really hard when she types. That pisses me off.
Also, the voice of the girl next to me. She sounds like Sandy Tostvig.
Magma wrote: SNH is a genuinely necessary part of making sure I don't murder everyone in the building whilst muttering Flow Dan lyrics.
badger wrote:The panda's problem isn't man. The panda's problem is that it's utterly shit
The dirty stinking tnuc birds that chirp outside my bedroom window from 4:00 am till midnight. Mother fuckers, ive tried catching them to no avail.
I need a big fuck off net and then it shall be Starling for dinner.
I need a big fuck off net and then it shall be Starling for dinner.
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same here, should probably be careful really, that said, any of them made outside of work time they can't do anything aboutkins83 wrote:I'd probably get into a fair bit of trouble if anyone from work started reading my threads here.
annoying noises?? my brother
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
I've had the local birdlife kicking off with their chirping at 3 in the morning - get a clue you avian fucksBaron_von_Carlton wrote:The dirty stinking tnuc birds that chirp outside my bedroom window from 4:00 am till midnight. Mother fuckers, ive tried catching them to no avail.
I need a big fuck off net and then it shall be Starling for dinner.
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they already have heredubluke wrote:same here, should probably be careful really, that said, any of them made outside of work time they can't do anything aboutkins83 wrote:I'd probably get into a fair bit of trouble if anyone from work started reading my threads here.
annoying noises?? my brother
lol. I don't speak to my colleagues because in the vast majority, none of them have any personality.badger wrote:they already have heredubluke wrote:same here, should probably be careful really, that said, any of them made outside of work time they can't do anything aboutkins83 wrote:I'd probably get into a fair bit of trouble if anyone from work started reading my threads here.
annoying noises?? my brotherthey even joined the forum because i wasn't talking to them
Magma wrote: SNH is a genuinely necessary part of making sure I don't murder everyone in the building whilst muttering Flow Dan lyrics.
badger wrote:The panda's problem isn't man. The panda's problem is that it's utterly shit
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LOOOOOOL.Wub wrote:soldjaaa_chik wrote:the sound of people screaming whilst having a shower.
All i hear is "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHE GOT IT OH U THINK SHE GOT IT" X100
They having sex or listening to Outkast?
singing outkast, thats the only bit they know.
I used to get feels on the bitch, now i put shields on the dick, to stop me from that HIV SHIT.
yeah all noises mostly from my work...hard hitting keyboard, then i got retarted colleague who speak for herself like "whats this?, hmmm, what the... nooo waaai, aaaaaaah, shhhhhhhhhh" etc...thats getting me ultra angry... vibrating phone or allways leave cellphone in office with loud ringtone and after few days that fucking ringtone is all over my head... but absolute classic is a drill from next room. especially at 7am
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