Is There A Split In Dubstep?

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:16 pm

It's been a while since we had a 20 page thread where everyone slags each other off in the name of wobble.

I'd like to kick things off by saying that wobble is for morons and that Jubscarz smells of piss.

Moreover, I'd like to affirm that Hessle Audio might as well press their tunes up onto toilet paper instead of vinyl and have done with it, and furthermore that my arsehole is full of vinyl and blood.

Crazy D says ''Woah woah woah'' a lot. In future he should say ''Crash bang wallop'' instead, and wear a tank top.

There are too many rewind buttons on cassette players, and not enough reloads in ''Raw Deal'', considering how many bullets he must be firing.

50% of the dubstep community is ugly, the other 50% are genetially superior and should herd the other lot into giant ''Close Concentration'' camps where everyone listens to the t++ remix of ''Death is Not Final'' and furrows their brows thoughtfully, to death.

On top of all this, Burial is hideously ugly. I mean seriously- that is a face only a mother could look at without attempting to put it in a baking tray to cook it for half an hour. Burial you ugly bastard I am calling you out.

Any American that tries to make dubstep is not only FAT but also EVIL. Anyone caught eating a hamburger within ten miles of a dubstep night must be wrapped up in a gigantic portion of fish and chips and drowned in bulldog corpses.

The music's too loud. Turn that fucking racket down you whippersnappers.

Why is it whenever I'm at a dubstep night somebody somewhere is murdering a child? Tells you a lot about the state this music's in in 2010, doesn't it?

samkablaam · Post by **samkablaam** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:19 pm

everyone in dubstep moans too much...

theres not enough hippies, hugs or kisses.

spooKs · Post by **spooKs** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:20 pm

lovely, got my fix of corpsey for the week. (nostromo)

everything in that post is the fucking gospel

whineo · Post by **whineo** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:20 pm

lol pure signiture fodder

spencertron · Post by **spencertron** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:21 pm

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:21 pm

I remember a few years ago (2002) when I used to go to a dubstep night at the bottom of my garden in the shed and there'd be no wobble tunes at all. There'd be no tunes at all, actually. It was better.

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:21 pm

There are not enough bare chested ravers at dubstep events

A dubstep night has to have tins or red stripe for sale at the bar or stfu

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:23 pm

How comes nobody DJs with their knobs out?

I thought this was two thousand and tunes-named-after-knobs?

We're still living in the dark ages, when everyone used to jam to Horsepower with fifteen layers of Goretex on, and Zed Bias would keep covering up the table legs to stop everyone getting erections.

spiderman · Post by **spiderman** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:28 pm

rob_booth · Post by **rob_booth** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:30 pm

Corpsey u nutter, I wanna publish your rant, even made my g/f chuckle !!

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:34 pm

Here's one for you Alex Jones heads- are you aware that on 9/11 there were NO copies of the Suburbia RMX sold?

Uhhh Dick Cheney are u dumb?

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:35 pm

why doesn't dubstep just be one drop after another, those noodly bits in between are soo boring

sunglasses in dark clubs should be encouraged

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:37 pm

Also- listen to these tunes: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... d=37592656

Is THIS really what dubstep is in 2009?

sio2 · Post by **sio2** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:37 pm

Corpsey wrote:
Any American that tries to make dubstep is not only FAT but also EVIL.

*cough*

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:39 pm

Sio2 wrote:
Corpsey wrote:
Any American that tries to make dubstep is not only FAT but also EVIL.
*cough*

You got issues. It don't matter where you are from or maybe you are just saying some wack sh*t to try to start something.

I think you are just drunk maybe ? At the bottom of a miserable little bottle then ...

At least I'm not at the bottom of a XXXL bucket of KFC

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:40 pm

Corpsey wrote:Also- listen to these tunes: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... d=37592656

Is THIS really what dubstep is in 2009?

You bastard, i have to put up with all that sort of shite all day on the radio

skrewface · Post by **skrewface** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:41 pm

I<3 Corpsey

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:43 pm

Is there too much dubstep in dubstep?

I remember going to God's Kitchen in 1998 and there was basically no dubstep at all, those were the days.

alan_ · Post by **alan_** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:43 pm

Corpsey wrote:How comes nobody DJs with their knobs out?

I thought this was two thousand and tunes-named-after-knobs?

We're still living in the dark ages, when everyone used to jam to Horsepower with fifteen layers of Goretex on, and Zed Bias would keep covering up the table legs to stop everyone getting erections.

haha you mentioned horsepower. I haven't thought about that record in years. I'm gonna have to go home and play it now, if I can find it in the bins.

sio2 · Post by **sio2** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:44 pm

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