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ytee · Post by **ytee** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:20 pm

I'm getting married on Sunday and I was wondering if any of the married ninja's had any good advice.....

sines · Post by **sines** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:28 pm

sines · Post by **sines** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:31 pm

Nah man good luck with ya marriage.

ytee · Post by **ytee** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:40 pm

Thanks Sines...also it's customary to buy all of your grooms men a gift...so the classic is flasks with booze in them...my best man has four already, so I want to get him something different...any ideas?

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:16 pm

ytee wrote:Thanks Sines...also it's customary to buy all of your grooms men a gift...so the classic is flasks with booze in them...my best man has four already, so I want to get him something different...any ideas?

A fat spliff?
Fallout 3?
Some hot-n-heavy bumsex the night before the wedding?

ytee · Post by **ytee** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:20 pm

DJelements wrote:
ytee wrote:Thanks Sines...also it's customary to buy all of your grooms men a gift...so the classic is flasks with booze in them...my best man has four already, so I want to get him something different...any ideas?
A fat spliff?
Fallout 3?
Some hot-n-heavy bumsex the night before the wedding?

you know how I know your gay?

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:22 pm

ytee wrote:
DJelements wrote:
ytee wrote:Thanks Sines...also it's customary to buy all of your grooms men a gift...so the classic is flasks with booze in them...my best man has four already, so I want to get him something different...any ideas?
A fat spliff?
Fallout 3?
Some hot-n-heavy bumsex the night before the wedding?
you know how I know your gay?

'cause your dick tastes like shit.

ytee · Post by **ytee** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:25 pm

This thread has really gone in the wrong direction.

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:26 pm

ytee wrote: This thread has really gone in the wrong direction.

Oh completely.
But, honestly, just ask the motherfucker.
If he wants you to a line of coke off his ass, draw the line right there. But really, whatever you can afford that's cool with him, go for it.

dubstepjustin · Post by **dubstepjustin** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:31 pm

ytee wrote: This thread has really gone in the wrong direction.

This is the quickest ive ever seen a thread do that

dubstepjustin · Post by **dubstepjustin** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:32 pm

DJelements wrote:
ytee wrote: This thread has really gone in the wrong direction.
Oh completely.
But, honestly, just ask the motherfucker.
If he wants you to a line of coke off his ass, draw the line right there. But really, whatever you can afford that's cool with him, go for it.

BTW ELEMENTS: Worst avatar ever. j/k

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:20 am

dubstepjustin wrote:
DJelements wrote:
ytee wrote: This thread has really gone in the wrong direction.
Oh completely.
But, honestly, just ask the motherfucker.
If he wants you to a line of coke off his ass, draw the line right there. But really, whatever you can afford that's cool with him, go for it.
BTW ELEMENTS: Worst avatar ever. j/k

I could say the same to you, but we both know I'd be lying.

psyolopher · Post by **psyolopher** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:26 am

Im never gettin married, but good luck with yours!

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:44 am

Everything you own, your wife now owns it too. Prepared to be shafted son, prepare.

Like if i came home and my wife had smoked all my kush then i would NOT be happy.

ytee · Post by **ytee** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:00 am

gwa wrote:Everything you own, your wife now owns it too. Prepared to be shafted son, prepare.

Like if i came home and my wife had smoked all my kush then i would NOT be happy.

We've lived together for 5 years. I don't own anything worth taking....she's the one with all the good stuff.

little boh peep · Post by **little boh peep** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:27 am

Alright, some real advice:

Don't go to bed angry. You are legally and financially tied to this person, you need to coexist with them.

If the wedding or the reception doesn't go off exactly as you planned - ours didn't - don't stress about it. What matters is the sentiment.

Get used to sharing everything if you don't already, literally and figuratively. It is very hard to keep things from your spouse.

Keep doing the little things to show you care which you did before you got married. I still send my husband sweet emails or PMs out of nowhere that I know will make him smile, we try to go on "dates" a couple of times a month, sometimes I surprise him with a treat when I go grocery shopping by myself, sometimes he mixes down tunes for me without being asked when he sees I'm struggling, etc. Just examples... you've already been living together so you know all of this, being "married" in the eyes of the state shouldn't feel different.

Best wishes!

ytee · Post by **ytee** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:50 am

Thanks for the advice.

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 1:50 pm

I wish you and your wife happiness together, man.
And that nothing- kids, mistakes, distractions, work, mid-life crises, longings-comes between you.
That on the day and in the second in which you have to part, you love each other dearly.
That you have no bigger concern than what to buy groomsmen.

Personally, I'd end the custom and tell 'em why...it's a priviledge for them to assist your connubial celebrations.

ytee · Post by **ytee** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 4:53 pm

SD5 wrote:I wish you and your wife happiness together, man.
And that nothing- kids, mistakes, distractions, work, mid-life crises, longings-comes between you.
That on the day and in the second in which you have to part, you love each other dearly.
That you have no bigger concern than what to buy groomsmen.
Personally, I'd end the custom and tell 'em why...it's a priviledge for them to assist your connubial celebrations.

Thanks man...I decided to get him an engraved poker set...since he is a poker junky.

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:11 pm

Congratulations mate. All the best!

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