The Being Single Appreciation Thread

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:57 pm

Yeah, that's right, I appreciate being single, so in your face non-single people.

Benefits include lots of random sex, not worrying about buying anybody anything for Valentines, and more.*

*Sometimes sex isn't as plentiful or random as we'd like, and one oft finds themselves too broke to buy themSELVES anything, let alone an obligatory Valentines gift. Regardless, being single still rocks and you're all fucking jealous.

delendi · Post by **delendi** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:58 pm

so why are you goin for a drink with that girl tomorrow? you sad, lonely fuck.

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:58 pm

Im happy to say i am in an open relationship

Me
Girlfriend
Xbox360.

Life is complete

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:59 pm

Delendi wrote:so why are you goin for a drink with that girl tomorrow? you sad, lonely fuck.

I can't wait to rename that thread. Real ninjas know wa me talk bout.

delendi · Post by **delendi** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:59 pm

gwa wrote:Im happy to say i am in an open relationship

Me
Girlfriend
Xbox360
Guy she cheated on me with and felt guilty enough to buy me a 360.

Life is complete

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:00 pm

Whatever, do not care. 360 > Ya life.

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:01 pm

i envy this guy

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7591037.stm

before the divorces obviously..

oh and not his exact wives, ones of my choice

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:03 pm

felixGash wrote:Yeah, that's right, I appreciate being single, so in your face non-single people.

Benefits include lots of random sex, not worrying about buying anybody anything for Valentines, and more.*

*Sometimes sex isn't as plentiful or random as we'd like, and one oft finds themselves too broke to buy themSELVES anything, let alone an obligatory Valentines gift. Regardless, being single still rocks and you're all fucking jealous.

awww enjoy it gash....it gets stale after 30 and thats on the real.

nesslei · Post by **nesslei** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:05 pm

gashful i am so with you on this one.

ness is SINGLE SINGLE SINGLE.

WHOOOOOP! and it's got nothing to do with the sex either (or lack thereof

).

it's about doing whatever the fuck i want and knowing that if any guy is man enough to rock it with me, he'll show his face when he's meant to.

AIIGHT!

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:05 pm

bellybelle wrote:
felixGash wrote:Yeah, that's right, I appreciate being single, so in your face non-single people.

Benefits include lots of random sex, not worrying about buying anybody anything for Valentines, and more.*

*Sometimes sex isn't as plentiful or random as we'd like, and one oft finds themselves too broke to buy themSELVES anything, let alone an obligatory Valentines gift. Regardless, being single still rocks and you're all fucking jealous.

awww enjoy it gash....it gets stale after 30 and thats on the real.

For women maybe. Its like leaving a sandwich in the sun.

For guys its different unless you somehow develop errectile dysfunction like Pele.

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:08 pm

Ness. We're clearly very compatible.

I say we get hitched.

What say you?

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:11 pm

does anyone hate it the way your friends partners look at you as if to say, why havent you got a girlfriend, why arent you with her, instead of here with me and my boyfriend, why are you such a bad influence, why do you try and take him to meet girls, why are you such a dickhead?

just me?

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:12 pm

Ashley wrote:
bellybelle wrote:
felixGash wrote:Yeah, that's right, I appreciate being single, so in your face non-single people.

Benefits include lots of random sex, not worrying about buying anybody anything for Valentines, and more.*

*Sometimes sex isn't as plentiful or random as we'd like, and one oft finds themselves too broke to buy themSELVES anything, let alone an obligatory Valentines gift. Regardless, being single still rocks and you're all fucking jealous.

awww enjoy it gash....it gets stale after 30 and thats on the real.
For women maybe. Its like leaving a sandwich in the sun.

For guys its different unless you somehow develop errectile dysfunction like Pele.

oh yeah cuz men so totally don't feel or want the soft comfort of a woman for more than just a few hours...

keep spewing that tripe and its no wonder so many marriages are in the toilet....

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:13 pm

bellybelle wrote:spewing that tripe

cheese-us

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:14 pm

yea....

no having to answer to anyone...

no having to explain anything...

making your own choices...

no fights over stupid shit...

...

but...

being single sucks....

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:14 pm

bellybelle wrote:
Ashley wrote:
bellybelle wrote:
felixGash wrote:Yeah, that's right, I appreciate being single, so in your face non-single people.

Benefits include lots of random sex, not worrying about buying anybody anything for Valentines, and more.*

*Sometimes sex isn't as plentiful or random as we'd like, and one oft finds themselves too broke to buy themSELVES anything, let alone an obligatory Valentines gift. Regardless, being single still rocks and you're all fucking jealous.

awww enjoy it gash....it gets stale after 30 and thats on the real.
For women maybe. Its like leaving a sandwich in the sun.

For guys its different unless you somehow develop errectile dysfunction like Pele.
oh yeah cuz men so totally don't feel or want the soft comfort of a woman for more than just a few hours...

keep spewing that tripe and its no wonder so many marriages are in the toilet....

Depends on the mentality of the man.

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:17 pm

deamonds wrote:does anyone hate it the way your friends partners look at you as if to say, why havent you got a girlfriend, why arent you with her, instead of here with me and my boyfriend, why are you such a bad influence, why do you try and take him to meet girls, why are you such a dickhead?

just me?

being the single female is no picnic either because couples look at you like something is wrong with you if you're a chick and you're single...

so even if you say that you're happy being alone....sometimes thats not enough for the coupled female...instead of the rational thought, which would be, "If they wanted to hook up, they woulda done it before I met him."

Not in the early 20's tho. The single female becomes more and more of a threat the older she gets and the more people pair off and start families and serious relationships.

slim · Post by **slim** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:21 pm

TheEvilGirl wrote:yea....

no having to answer to anyone...

no having to explain anything...

making your own choices...

no fights over stupid shit...

...

When people say shit like this i wonder what kind of piss poor relationships people have been in.

nesslei · Post by **nesslei** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:23 pm

bellybelle wrote:being the single female is no picnic either because couples look at you like something is wrong with you if you're a chick and you're single...

not me, i'm limited edition!!

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:24 pm

oh no bellebelly i was being gender friendly in that statement, thats why i said partner lol...

i know what you mean by that though, and can definately see women in there mid 20's being a threat to couples..

especially if they are smoking..

however im not really on the thought of vegetating on the sofa every night with someone i wished i had the guts to break up with, but am staying with them just purely for the couple factor/security/whatever...

when i could be doing anything else

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