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Post by deamonds » Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:39 pm

any tips on cotchin @ the cootch?
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Post by gwa » Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:39 pm

going down on a girl?
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Post by kins83 » Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:39 pm

lol. What you asking for tips for if you're so good at it?
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Post by diss04 » Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:40 pm

http://www.viceland.com/nl/v1n1b/htdocs ... _pussy.php

and lo, here is the vice guide to eating poodycat
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Post by deamonds » Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:42 pm

dunno, heds might have different tactic's on it than me, more importantly a females advice is better than any male's...
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Post by gwa » Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:43 pm

Flick the bean, that's all im saying.
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Post by elbe » Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:45 pm

all about variation.
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Post by deamonds » Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:47 pm

alright then, anyone lick arsehole?, i dont...

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Post by gwa » Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:48 pm

Nah. Thats homo.
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Post by diss04 » Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:48 pm

deamonds wrote:alright then, anyone lick arsehole?, i dont...
thats way more advanced than the pun
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Post by deamonds » Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:56 pm

Diss04 wrote:
deamonds wrote:alright then, anyone lick arsehole?, i dont...
thats way more advanced than the pun
only if your thinking of inserting...which if its in mine, dont bother

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Post by unlikely » Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:56 pm

Diss04 wrote:
thats way more advanced than the pun
:lol:

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Post by deamonds » Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:01 pm

dont lick arse you lick the whole arsehole

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Post by DZA » Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:17 pm

deamonds wrote:alright then, anyone lick arsehole?, i dont...
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Post by teir » Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:17 pm

deamonds what with the new avatar, is that the girl your going down on ey?
if so, well done mate, she's got a nice body lol
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Post by sonar » Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:54 pm

fucking hell that link is so funny.

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yo teir!

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Post by ^btxl » Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:59 pm

Not sure about cunnalingus, but I am a cunninglinguist :lol: ;) ;)

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Post by teir » Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:04 pm

sonar wrote:yo teir!
sup mate! did i meet you last night? i got v.v.drunk safteys
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Post by sonar » Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:14 pm

Teir wrote:
sup mate! did i meet you last night? i got v.v.drunk safteys
yeah i sat with you for quite a while, yaah nice cheap drinkies!

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Post by gwa » Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:25 pm

You know when you meet a forumite, do you go. Oh hey r u XXX from DSF?

Cos if it wasnt, and there face was like. :o I'd cry.
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