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Post by datura » Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:24 pm

1) Do they not teach anyone how to use roundabouts over here? GIVE WAY TO THE RIGHT YOU DUMB MOFOS.

2) Why do OAPs always shop on a weekend when they have ALL WEEK to get their damn shopping. And they have piss poor trolley control.

3) Why if you pay £15 for a concert, would you want to spend half the duration of it going off the the bar in a seperate room during show?? And of course push past me every 2 mins. (TV on the Radio absolutely killed it though, brilliant live band).

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Post by nesslei » Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:27 pm

ugg boots are not outdoor footwear you weirdos
i'm takin this show on the road.

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Post by ch3 » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:37 am

datura wrote:1) Do they not teach anyone how to use roundabouts over here? GIVE WAY TO THE RIGHT YOU DUMB MOFOS.
I've got a tiny roundabout right outside my house that causes a lot of confusion. It seems that the most common insult among drivers would be "wanker". I'm planning on painting pedestrian crossing one night, cos sometimes no one will stop for 10 bloody minutes and one just has to push through.
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Post by djelements » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:40 am

nesslei wrote:ugg boots are not footwear you weirdos
fixed.
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Post by did » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:57 am

'4 disc box set lord of the ring 1'

yeah like the film itself isnt long enough. i dont care how it was made tbh

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Post by djelements » Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:45 am

DID wrote:'4 disc box set lord of the ring 1'

yeah like the film itself isnt long enough. i dont care how it was made tbh
READ THE GOD DAMN BOOK.
The movie was terrible if you like the books.
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Post by dubluke » Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:21 am

why are 90% of london's drivers absolutely shit at driving?
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Post by jred » Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:03 am

why when im drunk cant i put a fucking record in the sleeve without splitting it .

since when has it been sweet to que jump you unsneeky que jumping penis.

why do people who aint used to djs do the ol one hand on there ear other hand pretending to scratch when they walk passed you mixing in a bar ,club ... :evil: grrrrrr
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Post by pk- » Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:07 am

When did the age-old tradition of walking up a flight of stairs on the lefthand side end?

Why do people take their children to the pub?

Why do people try to get onto a train before everyone's got off?

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Post by fork » Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:12 am

jred wrote:why when im drunk cant i put a fucking record in the sleeve without splitting it

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Post by neka » Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:17 am

people :roll:

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Post by d_three » Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:26 am

dubluke wrote:why are 90% of london's drivers absolutely shit at driving?
coz they bought their licences or already disqualified and still on the road.



- Traffic wardens.
- Kids who push the button at pedestrian crossing just for fun and then walking away, not crossing.
- Not indicating when turning or indicating and then turning in the opposite direction.
- Opening doors to the side of the road without looking if there's somebody cycling past.
- Cabbies.
- Pedestrians who cross the street without looking.

etc, etc...

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Post by deamonds » Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:40 am

nesslei wrote:ugg boots are not outdoor footwear you weirdos
can get these nuff cheap..

- Friends who suggest romford will be "a good night" :roll:

- People from dubstepforum who try & que jump, are you stupid in your fucking lip?..& offering me a ciggarette wont help your case, just get to the fucking back...

- Eager Beaver Jobsworth's (in any proffesion, old bill r the worst)

- Power trip bouncers

- My pal who try's telling me the shit house he goes out & "raves" to is what MDMA was made for :roll:

basically anything that revives the urge in me to go..

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Post by dubluke » Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:23 am

bonus boys who are COMPLETE DICKS to me, while i'm just trying to do i'm job, just cos they have a big salary :evil:

john howard not DJ-ing like a mad tnuc again :x
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
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Post by ajantis_art » Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:55 am

bastad stupid pointless contextual studies presentations

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Post by legend4ry » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:08 pm

having nothing to do all day is not the one..
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Post by deamonds » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:16 pm

also, im bombarded constantly about "saving energy, turning down to 2 degrees" or what the fuck ever else & everyday I go into my work toilet to shut the same window thats above a radiator THAT HAS BEEN FITTED to basically the window...so not only are you burning bank notes by having the window open, but your also loosing even more energy, because its fitted against a window...but yet every single damn day I go in there its open again, fucking shitty world...

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Post by umkhontowesizwe » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:17 pm

sour faced bus drivers. gees a smile, you tnuc.

people whose whole worlds seem to revolve around facebook/myspace/bebo/insert other social networking site. get a grip.

people who walk on the right hand side of a pavement when clearly all the other traffic going both ways is on the left. this isn't fucking europe!

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Post by frodo » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:37 pm

1) My 13 month old MacBook dying on me out of nowhere. Thank fuck for "special warranty".

2) Realizing how stupidly addicted you are to your MacBook. It's sickening.


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Post by did » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:47 pm

pk- wrote:When did the age-old tradition of walking up a flight of stairs on the lefthand side end?
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