Why have I been missing like hoffa so damn long? Please explain.
What've I been up to and what did I see?
I'll be in the bar.
Here's a giant fscking deep sea ninja cockroach alien thing that eats eyeballs for breakfast meanwhile:
And yes, you best believe those are built in mirror shades right there. That sonofabitch is going nowhere without at least three firstborns and a couple virgins, preferrably with hot sauce.
