DSF Recipe Thread

did · Post by **did** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:59 pm

I'm thinking of making a much needed website about fast, easy and unbelievably tasty snacks aimed at people under the influence of marijuana.

Any suggestions? You will be credited

My persy is tikka chicken, cheese, reggae reggae sauce and hellmans mayo sandwich in slightly toasted ciabatta bread. highest grade

beerz · Post by **beerz** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:07 pm

DID wrote: My persy is tikka chicken, cheese, reggae reggae sauce and hellmans mayo sandwich in slightly toasted ciabatta bread. highest grade

fuck i have that exact same shit every nite wen i come home penged, but i put it in a toastie machine.mmmm.
try samosa's in a snadwhich with reggae reggae sauce too....fukin bum

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:13 pm

http://www.dubstepforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=46657

You being serious about your website?

I'm currently working on a cookbook, of sorts, aimed at the student market. I've got a million and one things I'm working on that are taking precedence, but I'm hoping for the website to go live by July and hoping to secure at least limited sponsorship for it to be published come October. Can't see it being easy, but I'm confident it's a winning solution

Hoping to have it (whatever "it" is come October, maybe a sampler version with just a few choice recipes from each sub-section or something) in packs aimed at uni Freshers for the coming uni year. Wish me luck!

did · Post by **did** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:14 pm

felixGash wrote:http://www.dubstepforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=46657

You being serious about your website?

I'm currently working on a cookbook, of sorts, aimed at the student market. I've got a million and one things I'm working on that are taking precedence, but I'm hoping for the website to go live by July and hoping to secure at least limited sponsorship for it to be published come October. Can't see it being easy, but I'm confident it's a winning solution

yeah thats sick. ill have a look through that other topic aswell. some of them are just compicated though i need shit that takes little/no effort but is high high high grade munch

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:17 pm

DID wrote: yeah thats sick. ill have a look through that other topic aswell. some of them are just compicated though i need shit that takes little/no effort but is high high high grade munch

The concept behind mine book is quite a fun one. It's 'serious' in that there will be recipes that are actually good/healthy for you and, most importantly, cheap and easy to make. But it's definitely gona have its cheeky/jokey side too. Could have a chapter called "Munchies", perhaps..

jackieboi · Post by **jackieboi** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:18 pm

How a BLT should really be made:

3 slices of Toast, 2 of which are lightly spread with mayonnaise, the other one is covered on both sides with a mixture of brown sauce, a tiny bit of ketchup and a tiny bit of tabasco/reggae reggae sauce/encona etc.

Depending on your bacon, enough to cover BOTH sides of the brown sauced slice of toast generously, not too much though or you will have what is known as "too much bacon". Theres this lovely stuff you get in a yellow pack, think its 'Tulip' that make it, its pure creamy as fuck and tastes amazing! I like mine cooked so its still quite soft and chewy but everyone has their own preference.

Salad - Lettuce, Rocket, Red onion, Peppers, Cherry tomatos (halved), tiny little bit of watercress if theres some available.

Put a bit of salad on one of the mayonnaised slices of toast, put some pepper over it too, then put half your bacon on top of the salad. On top of the bacon put your slice of toast thats got brown sauce etc on it then follow the process - salad, pepper, bacon, 3rd slice of toast.

By now you will have a pretty beasting sandwich, i normally push down on it to flatten it out so it doesnt fall apart when i cut it - into two triangles of course.

You now have the best BLT you will ever have had in your life, wash it down with a cup of tea then go have yourself a meaty fucking wank while thinking about how good your sandwich was.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:19 pm

a sandwich i've been rocking fairly recently is the peanut butter, branston pickle and cheddar sandwich, made with toast rather than normal bread, tasty business! make sure you use enough pickle though or it can be a bit dry

did · Post by **did** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:19 pm

jackieboi wrote:How a BLT should really be made:

3 slices of Toast, 2 of which are lightly spread with mayonnaise, the other one is covered on both sides with a mixture of brown sauce, a tiny bit of ketchup and a tiny bit of tabasco/reggae reggae sauce/encona etc.

Depending on your bacon, enough to cover BOTH sides of the brown sauced slice of toast generously, not too much though or you will have what is known as "too much bacon". Theres this lovely stuff you get in a yellow pack, think its 'Tulip' that make it, its pure creamy as fuck and tastes amazing! I like mine cooked so its still quite soft and chewy but everyone has their own preference.

Salad - Lettuce, Rocket, Red onion, Peppers, Cherry tomatos (halved), tiny little bit of watercress if theres some available.

Put a bit of salad on one of the mayonnaised slices of toast, put some pepper over it too, then put half your bacon on top of the salad. On top of the bacon put your slice of toast thats got brown sauce etc on it then follow the process - salad, pepper, bacon, 3rd slice of toast.

By now you will have a pretty beasting sandwich, i normally push down on it to flatten it out so it doesnt fall apart when i cut it - into two triangles of course.

You now have the best BLT you will ever have had in your life, wash it down with a cup of tea then go have yourself a meaty fucking wank while thinking about how good your sandwich was.

OH. MY. GOD

i cant wait til tomorrow morning that sounds ultimate.
thats deffo going on

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:20 pm

jackieboi wrote:How a BLT should really be made:

3 slices of Toast, 2 of which are lightly spread with mayonnaise, the other one is covered on both sides with a mixture of brown sauce, a tiny bit of ketchup and a tiny bit of tabasco/reggae reggae sauce/encona etc.

Depending on your bacon, enough to cover BOTH sides of the brown sauced slice of toast generously, not too much though or you will have what is known as "too much bacon". Theres this lovely stuff you get in a yellow pack, think its 'Tulip' that make it, its pure creamy as fuck and tastes amazing! I like mine cooked so its still quite soft and chewy but everyone has their own preference.

Salad - Lettuce, Rocket, Red onion, Peppers, Cherry tomatos (halved), tiny little bit of watercress if theres some available.

Put a bit of salad on one of the mayonnaised slices of toast, put some pepper over it too, then put half your bacon on top of the salad. On top of the bacon put your slice of toast thats got brown sauce etc on it then follow the process - salad, pepper, bacon, 3rd slice of toast.

By now you will have a pretty beasting sandwich, i normally push down on it to flatten it out so it doesnt fall apart when i cut it - into two triangles of course.

You now have the best BLT you will ever have had in your life, wash it down with a cup of tea then go have yourself a meaty fucking wank while thinking about how good your sandwich was.

sounds like the gourmet shit mate!

did · Post by **did** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:21 pm

jackieboi wrote:How a BLT should really be made:

3 slices of Toast, 2 of which are lightly spread with mayonnaise, the other one is covered on both sides with a mixture of brown sauce, a tiny bit of ketchup and a tiny bit of tabasco/reggae reggae sauce/encona etc.

Depending on your bacon, enough to cover BOTH sides of the brown sauced slice of toast generously, not too much though or you will have what is known as "too much bacon". Theres this lovely stuff you get in a yellow pack, think its 'Tulip' that make it, its pure creamy as fuck and tastes amazing! I like mine cooked so its still quite soft and chewy but everyone has their own preference.

Salad - Lettuce, Rocket, Red onion, Peppers, Cherry tomatos (halved), tiny little bit of watercress if theres some available.

Put a bit of salad on one of the mayonnaised slices of toast, put some pepper over it too, then put half your bacon on top of the salad. On top of the bacon put your slice of toast thats got brown sauce etc on it then follow the process - salad, pepper, bacon, 3rd slice of toast.

By now you will have a pretty beasting sandwich, i normally push down on it to flatten it out so it doesnt fall apart when i cut it - into two triangles of course.

You now have the best BLT you will ever have had in your life, wash it down with a cup of tea then go have yourself a meaty fucking wank while thinking about how good your sandwich was.

not about triangles though really

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:23 pm

Fuck pig.

jackieboi · Post by **jackieboi** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:24 pm

DID wrote:
jackieboi wrote:How a BLT should really be made:

3 slices of Toast, 2 of which are lightly spread with mayonnaise, the other one is covered on both sides with a mixture of brown sauce, a tiny bit of ketchup and a tiny bit of tabasco/reggae reggae sauce/encona etc.

Depending on your bacon, enough to cover BOTH sides of the brown sauced slice of toast generously, not too much though or you will have what is known as "too much bacon". Theres this lovely stuff you get in a yellow pack, think its 'Tulip' that make it, its pure creamy as fuck and tastes amazing! I like mine cooked so its still quite soft and chewy but everyone has their own preference.

Salad - Lettuce, Rocket, Red onion, Peppers, Cherry tomatos (halved), tiny little bit of watercress if theres some available.

Put a bit of salad on one of the mayonnaised slices of toast, put some pepper over it too, then put half your bacon on top of the salad. On top of the bacon put your slice of toast thats got brown sauce etc on it then follow the process - salad, pepper, bacon, 3rd slice of toast.

By now you will have a pretty beasting sandwich, i normally push down on it to flatten it out so it doesnt fall apart when i cut it - into two triangles of course.

You now have the best BLT you will ever have had in your life, wash it down with a cup of tea then go have yourself a meaty fucking wank while thinking about how good your sandwich was.
OH. MY. GOD

i cant wait til tomorrow morning that sounds ultimate.
thats deffo going on

It is mate it is. I will die a happy man knowing that i have pretty much achieved having the best BLT making status amongst my peers. I once paid 4 pound for a 'BLT' from Pret a fucking Manger and i was offended at what they had sold me. The one thing about eating such good BLT's is that you pretty much cant go back to eating sub-standard ones after so watch out if your in the supermarket sandwich eating collective!

did · Post by **did** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:25 pm

shit. working on a burger van with low quality bacon & bread and a terrible selection of cheap brand sauces is not going to be nice

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:32 pm

felixGash wrote:Fuck pig.

Pig's brilliant mate. You're missing out on many delights.

Is that for religious reasons, or lifestyle or what?

did · Post by **did** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:36 pm

i used to be a veggie
right fucking waste of time that was!

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:37 pm

DID wrote:I'm thinking of making a much needed website about fast, easy and unbelievably tasty snacks aimed at people under the influence of marijuana.

Any suggestions? You will be credited

haha! Had this exact idea baaaare times (...when caned) but with plans for a book. Get on it man, would be gold

Our "recipes" were going to vary slightly in difficulty. From some bare tasty jerk ting, to the stoner classic "cupcakes cut in half and filled with jam and squirty cream".

Gimme a sec, ill remember bare

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:42 pm

jackieboi wrote:not too much though or you will have what is known as "too much bacon".

Honest to God the SNH is on fiyah today

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:42 pm

Goddamit I hate irony

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:45 pm

kins83 wrote:
felixGash wrote:Fuck pig.
Pig's brilliant mate. You're missing out on many delights.

Is that for religious reasons, or lifestyle or what?

Guess you could say it's for religious reasons. Or at least it's rooted in such.

Mum's a Muslim. I am too. Pretty bad one though. Not eating the swine is one of a very few things I still do..

It's also because I've never eaten it (well, once, in a hot dog by accident) and it quite repulses me. The smell and stuff.

Had to get over that this summer when I worked in a kitchen though, was cooked bacon and everything!

tk · Post by tk » Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:02 pm

DID wrote:
jackieboi wrote:How a BLT should really be made:

3 slices of Toast, 2 of which are lightly spread with mayonnaise, the other one is covered on both sides with a mixture of brown sauce, a tiny bit of ketchup and a tiny bit of tabasco/reggae reggae sauce/encona etc.

Depending on your bacon, enough to cover BOTH sides of the brown sauced slice of toast generously, not too much though or you will have what is known as "too much bacon". Theres this lovely stuff you get in a yellow pack, think its 'Tulip' that make it, its pure creamy as fuck and tastes amazing! I like mine cooked so its still quite soft and chewy but everyone has their own preference.

Salad - Lettuce, Rocket, Red onion, Peppers, Cherry tomatos (halved), tiny little bit of watercress if theres some available.

Put a bit of salad on one of the mayonnaised slices of toast, put some pepper over it too, then put half your bacon on top of the salad. On top of the bacon put your slice of toast thats got brown sauce etc on it then follow the process - salad, pepper, bacon, 3rd slice of toast.

By now you will have a pretty beasting sandwich, i normally push down on it to flatten it out so it doesnt fall apart when i cut it - into two triangles of course.

You now have the best BLT you will ever have had in your life, wash it down with a cup of tea then go have yourself a meaty fucking wank while thinking about how good your sandwich was.
not about triangles though really

triangles make every sandwich taste better!!!! ALL about the triangles....

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