Peter Andre 'forced into cheese'

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Peter Andre 'forced into cheese'

Post by geiom » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:52 pm

sorry i just had to post this headline.... it came up on hotmail.

being married to jordan must make you do weird things lol.
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Post by elbe » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:53 pm

I think he was into wierd things to begin with.....the marriage to Jordan proves that.
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Post by alfie » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:43 pm

sounds like a brass eye headline to me

"portillo's wife defends crack habit"
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Post by datura » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:48 pm

Mysterious Girl >>> Bob Marley

FACT.

God bless him and his suntanned six pack.


Although Sid Owen had a really good go at taking Peter's white king of reggae crown, unfortunately the British public were too uncultured to fully appreciate the genius of this:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QQlAdaDZaWw

You can stuff your Alborosie's up badger's hole.
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Post by alfie » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:50 pm

datura wrote:Mysterious Girl >>> Bob Marley

FACT.

God bless him and his suntanned six pack.


Although Sid Owen had a really good go at taking Peter's white king of reggae crown, unfortunately the British public were too uncultured to fully appreciate the genius of this:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QQlAdaDZaWw

You can stuff your Alborosie's up badger's hole.
LOL. i can remember that song clearly without even clicking the link

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Post by nousd » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:58 pm

Peter Andre, he's some welsh poof ain't e?
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Post by datura » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:02 pm

SD5 wrote:Peter Andre, he's some welsh poof ain't e?
He Australia's foremost musical genius, closely followed by Craig Machlachlan and his valiant attempt to channel the deep delta blues

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=e2ZW_uTlhEQ

STREWTH!

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Post by nousd » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:09 pm

Are yu sure, we've never heard of him down here.
Don't blame us till yu see his passport.
As for the other bloke, Rolf (dirty bugger) & Kyles...they're the convicts' revenge.
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Post by dubluke » Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:45 am

i'm almost completely sure that peter andre's six pack did turn in fact morph into plastic for the duration of the 'running out of the sea' scene
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Post by oddfellow » Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:12 am

I thought this was going to be a post exposing Peter Andres secret musical genius. But due to his disturbing plastic physique his record company forced him into a lifetime of pop based horror.
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Post by geiom » Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:27 am

SD5 wrote:Are yu sure, we've never heard of him down here.
Don't blame us till yu see his passport.
As for the other bloke, Rolf (dirty bugger) & Kyles...they're the convicts' revenge.
what's rolf been up to - i thought he was sin free.?
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Post by onelouder » Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:44 am

Rolf Harris has left the fickle world of pop for a career in the fine arts and portraiture. Having always trusted british paints, he further cemented Anglo/Antipodean relations by painting your Queen. With Housepaint. Her Portrait. Not the Queen.
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Post by onelouder » Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:46 am

alfie wrote:sounds like a brass eye headline to me

"portillo's wife defends crack habit"
" 'Last One on drugs is a Queer', yells Portillo"
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Post by oddfellow » Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:59 am

geiom wrote:
SD5 wrote:Are yu sure, we've never heard of him down here.
Don't blame us till yu see his passport.
As for the other bloke, Rolf (dirty bugger) & Kyles...they're the convicts' revenge.
what's rolf been up to - i thought he was sin free.?
http://www.birdofprey.co.uk/cb002aug99.htm
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Post by nousd » Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:18 pm

Tie yr kangaroo down sport.

(been creeplike stroking the hair of and coming on to young lasses has Mr Harris...probably just dementia but)
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Post by Whistla » Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:22 pm

Tomity wrote:I thought this was going to be a post exposing Peter Andres secret musical genius. But due to his disturbing plastic physique his record company forced him into a lifetime of pop based horror.
this :lol:
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Post by kins83 » Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:35 pm

Whenever I read this thread title, I get a vison of Peter Andre in a big block of cheese, rather like Han Solo in Carbonite. Weird.
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Post by dr ddd » Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:15 pm

kins83 wrote:Whenever I read this thread title, I get a vison of Peter Andre in a big block of cheese, rather like Han Solo in Carbonite. Weird.
i thought exactly the same thing - i think it must be a friday thing
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Post by bashment dan » Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:35 pm

she shud wash herself before she forces poor peter inside her, i bet its like a battered wedge of old cheddar down there
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Post by ikarai » Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:11 pm

geiom wrote:what's rolf been up to - i thought he was sin free.?
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=V2d43ie9Mx0
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