Health Benefits of Dubstep?

fullyrecordingz · Post by **fullyrecordingz** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:36 am

I heard it makes you live longer?

Better orgasms?

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ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:45 am

Dubstep is really bad for your health.

but you're right about one thing, better orgasms, both women and men.

altered state · Post by **altered state** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 4:05 am

i heard the low hertz sine waves actually bends the space time fabric and makes dubstep listeners live milliseconds longer than everyone else.

ekulmor · Post by **ekulmor** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 4:08 am

Altered State wrote:i heard the low hertz sine waves actually bends the space time fabric and makes dubstep listeners live milliseconds longer than everyone else.

source?

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 4:10 am

Ekulmor wrote:
Altered State wrote:i heard the low hertz sine waves actually bends the space time fabric and makes dubstep listeners live milliseconds longer than everyone else.
source?

http://www.iheardthelowhertzsinewavesactuallybendsthespacetimefabricandmakesdubsteplistenerslivemillisecondslongerthaneveryoneelse.com

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 4:10 am

Ekulmor wrote:
Altered State wrote:i heard the low hertz sine waves actually bends the space time fabric and makes dubstep listeners live milliseconds longer than everyone else.
source?

cyrusfx · Post by **cyrusfx** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 4:32 am

dubstep actually makes you healthier because it makes your neurons work out, becoming stronger, thus increasing their elasticity, and shit.

madmeesh · Post by **madmeesh** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:24 am

All cats purr at a very low frequency, between 20 - 25 hz which has been observed to promote bone and tendon growth. So...if you think cats heal humans, dubstep probably does too.

kizza2435 · Post by **kizza2435** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:30 pm

mattron wrote:
Ekulmor wrote:
Altered State wrote:i heard the low hertz sine waves actually bends the space time fabric and makes dubstep listeners live milliseconds longer than everyone else.
source?
http://www.iheardthelowhertzsinewavesactuallybendsthespacetimefabricandmakesdubsteplistenerslivemillisecondslongerthaneveryoneelse.com

retinoise · Post by **retinoise** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:36 pm

lol!

I dunno abouts yous guys... but I've been having the best BMs since I started listening.

cosmic revenge · Post by **cosmic revenge** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:00 pm

dubstep is actually as detrimental to your health as methamphetamines

ytee · Post by **ytee** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:02 pm

Go and get your O face.

xirrus · Post by **xirrus** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:29 pm

Went to a Dubforms show out here in Vancouver. The Bass was heavy and raw that it actually moved one of the kidney stones I thought was long gone. It floored me.. True story... No Joke.

did · Post by **did** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:56 pm

i got prescribed sub bass as a cure for aids

werd2jah · Post by **werd2jah** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:03 pm

im sure if yu have an earwax problem the bass would help loosen it

that or stimulate the production of more earwax

so its either or

plus i remember a thread awhile back with a link to guys myspace who hates dubstep fior some ungodly reason

he quoted, if im not mistaken, that dubstep's bass frequencies kills brain cells?!?!

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:24 pm

xirrus wrote:Went to a Dubforms show out here in Vancouver. The Bass was heavy and raw that it actually moved one of the kidney stones I thought was long gone. It floored me.. True story... No Joke.

I hope thats true.

joe muggs · Post by **joe muggs** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:24 pm

Dubstep is my laxative.

xirrus · Post by **xirrus** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:48 pm

mattron wrote:
xirrus wrote:Went to a Dubforms show out here in Vancouver. The Bass was heavy and raw that it actually moved one of the kidney stones I thought was long gone. It floored me.. True story... No Joke.
I hope thats true.

I'm dead serious. Wasn't a fun 24-48 hours of pain after that...

. Was kinda choked I had to leave early because I was in to much pain.

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:23 pm

xirrus wrote:
mattron wrote:
xirrus wrote:Went to a Dubforms show out here in Vancouver. The Bass was heavy and raw that it actually moved one of the kidney stones I thought was long gone. It floored me.. True story... No Joke.
I hope thats true.
I'm dead serious. Wasn't a fun 24-48 hours of pain after that... . Was kinda choked I had to leave early because I was in to much pain.

damn. so you were just skankin' out and then you just dropped,
I've never had a kidney stone but I heard women say it hurts worse than pregnancy......

ytee · Post by **ytee** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:27 pm

mattron wrote:
xirrus wrote:
mattron wrote:
xirrus wrote:Went to a Dubforms show out here in Vancouver. The Bass was heavy and raw that it actually moved one of the kidney stones I thought was long gone. It floored me.. True story... No Joke.
I hope thats true.
I'm dead serious. Wasn't a fun 24-48 hours of pain after that... . Was kinda choked I had to leave early because I was in to much pain.
damn. so you were just skankin' out and then you just dropped,
I've never had a kidney stone but I heard women say it hurts worse than pregnancy......

I've never had one, but I'd rather be shot.

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