HOLD TIGHT ALL MY VALENTINES DAY CREW

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:13 am

So yea, i got a chlamidiya test kit sent through the post, true stories

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:29 am

My mate went to a sexual health clinic once, and got a cotton bud shoved up his jap-eye.

a-town · Post by **a-town** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 2:07 pm

Dead Rats wrote:My mate went to a sexual health clinic once, and got a cotton bud shoved up his jap-eye.

i think i'll prefer to have chlymidia tbh

veetacore · Post by **veetacore** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:24 pm

Dead Rats wrote:My mate went to a sexual health clinic once, and got a cotton bud shoved up his jap-eye.

lies

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:45 pm

This thread is already legend.

__________ · Post by **__________** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:48 pm

got fresh dubs in the post this morning.
big up my valentine, henry @ dubstudio

legend4ry · Post by **legend4ry** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:00 pm

Big up Barcleys bank for ruining my valentines and not being able to do what I had planned for my misses! Ah well, 'least I get to sleep tonight.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:35 pm

Veetacore wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:My mate went to a sexual health clinic once, and got a cotton bud shoved up his jap-eye.
lies

It wasn't me who went, truth. Although, I did once go to the doctors under the impression I had 'phimosis'. I got my bell out, he fondled around with it for about 5 seconds, and then said "You don't have phimosis. I think you just wash it too often." He asked the red-faced me whether I had slept with anyone recently, and feeling right fucking dumb, I said that I did so he wouldn't think I went to the doctors for no fucking reason whatsoever but to give my willy some fresh air. He said I might have thrush. I said thanks, pulled up my jeans, and left quickly.

Pretty fucking embarrassing, even to this day, but you better fucking believe that I try and bring it up whenever I can when I'm meeting new people. Ho yeah.

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:20 pm

hold tight the chlymidia crew

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:54 pm

£10 Bag wrote:got fresh dubs in the post this morning.
big up my valentine, henry @ dubstudio

errmmm....

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:55 pm

Diss04 wrote:
£10 Bag wrote:got fresh dubs in the post this morning.
big up my valentine, henry @ dubstudio
errmmm....

Better with pedobear's head on it.

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 6:07 pm

DJelements wrote:
Diss04 wrote:
£10 Bag wrote:got fresh dubs in the post this morning.
big up my valentine, henry @ dubstudio
errmmm....
Better with pedobear's head on it.

shut it you

djake · Post by **djake** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:10 pm

valentines day was created by the devil

i hate it

manuel · Post by **manuel** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:44 pm

I hate the fact that I cant even hate valentines day just because I get laughed at for being single.

Damn this day.

yong · Post by **yong** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:13 pm

I'm celebrating singles awareness day.

Also known as SAD.

did · Post by **did** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:33 pm

i might get a hooker. this is so depressing.

did · Post by **did** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:34 pm

and ive chipped the screen of my mac so it looks like theres something on the screen constantly and its driving me nuts

doomproduction · Post by **doomproduction** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:05 am

spent 70 quid tonight on what can only be described on a SUB PAR meal. would've been much better to get an 8th, some munch and a film!

girlfriends ay.... who'd have em

djake · Post by **djake** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:08 am

doomproduction wrote:spent 70 quid tonight on what can only be described on a SUB PAR meal. would've been much better to get an 8th, some munch and a film!

girlfriends ay.... who'd have em

u went SUBWAY?

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:28 am

I'm single too.

but just think about... atleast we're not spending money on things that are completely unecessary for other people

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