Jokes Thread: C, E-flat and G go into a bar.

zeno · Post by **zeno** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:28 am

C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "you're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.

Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

(unknown source)

Saw this on reddit and thought some of you peeps would enjoy.

Disco Nutter · Post by **Disco Nutter** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:52 am

frizzwah · Post by **frizzwah** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:29 pm

++++++
that is fucking genius

deadly_habit · Post by **deadly_habit** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:50 pm

jayou · Post by **jayou** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:29 pm

b-lam · Post by **b-lam** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:29 pm

no lol, that is terrible

r · Post by r » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:49 pm

lol the funny thing is that its right. there no mistakes maken in the joke. Chapeau

b-lam · Post by **b-lam** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 3:59 pm

R wrote:there no mistakes maken in the joke. Chapeau

deadly_habit · Post by **deadly_habit** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:44 pm

what's brown and rhymes with snoop?

dr dre

Pallms · Post by **Pallms** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:03 pm

hahahahaha funny!

Sharmaji · Post by **Sharmaji** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:44 pm

good old music nerd jokes. So the trumpet player says "yeah, about that gig..."

lowpass · Post by **lowpass** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 6:46 pm

This takes so long to process when your tired, love it though read it somewhere else before

mycota · Post by **mycota** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:29 pm

nice! thats actually not a bad exercise for learning intervals...

apathesis · Post by **apathesis** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:56 pm

Haha vair clever

kindofblue272 · Post by **kindofblue272** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:43 pm

TeReKeTe wrote:

good old music nerd jokes. So the trumpet player says "yeah, about that gig..."

Did you hear about the violinist who told the orchestra he could play 64th notes? Nobody believed him, so he played one.

sleepgolfer · Post by **sleepgolfer** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:29 am

What do you do to get the drummer to leave your front door?

pay him for the pizza.

this one was actually a part of an old soundfont player vst synth...

FSTZ1 · Post by **FSTZ1** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:07 am

what do you call a producer that breaks up with his girlfriend????

homeless

zeno · Post by **zeno** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:22 am

Q: How many DJs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 23. Two to hold the ladder, one to climb the ladder and screw it in, and the rest sitting there with their arms folded and thinking they could do it better.

max · Post by **max** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:56 pm

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:05 pm

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