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Jokes Thread: C, E-flat and G go into a bar.

Post by zeno » Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:28 am

C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "you're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.

Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

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Saw this on reddit and thought some of you peeps would enjoy.
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Post by frizzwah » Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:29 pm

:lol: ++++++
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Post by deadly_habit » Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:50 pm

:lol:

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Post by b-lam » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:29 pm

no lol, that is terrible

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Post by r » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:49 pm

lol the funny thing is that its right. there no mistakes maken in the joke. Chapeau

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Post by b-lam » Sun Feb 15, 2009 3:59 pm

R wrote:there no mistakes maken in the joke. Chapeau
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Post by Pallms » Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:03 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
hahahahaha funny!

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Post by Sharmaji » Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:44 pm

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good old music nerd jokes. So the trumpet player says "yeah, about that gig..."
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Post by lowpass » Sun Feb 15, 2009 6:46 pm

This takes so long to process when your tired, love it though read it somewhere else before

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Post by mycota » Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:29 pm

nice! thats actually not a bad exercise for learning intervals...

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Post by apathesis » Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:56 pm

Haha vair clever :)

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Post by kindofblue272 » Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:43 pm

TeReKeTe wrote:8)


good old music nerd jokes. So the trumpet player says "yeah, about that gig..."
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Post by zeno » Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:22 am

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Post by max » Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:56 pm

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Post by elbe » Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:05 pm

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