Nutty Exes

did · Post by **did** » Wed May 13, 2009 11:36 pm

Serious, they piss me off too much.

'You know you want me, she can fuck off'

'No shut up. Why would I have split up with you if I did? And why would I then go out with someone else?'

'You couldn't cope with how much you loved me'

'No, that REALLY isn't it. At all.'

Stupid ho.

t.stark · Post by **t.stark** » Wed May 13, 2009 11:41 pm

hahah! Gotta love em...

Latest ex went nuts and told people I was hacking her computer and that I was going crazy and I was a lunatic...all the while I wasn't talking to her and I was out partying.

reference song by Ben Folds "Bitch Went Nuts" tells the story so perfectly haha!

did · Post by **did** » Wed May 13, 2009 11:46 pm

T.Stark wrote: reference song by Ben Folds "Bitch Went Nuts" tells the story so perfectly haha!

that did a good job of summing up my situation aswell. fucking women and their irrational behaviour. the latest gash is live though. gives me complete free reign as long as i give her enough attention n don't lie about what i'm doing. which isn't an issue cus she doesn't mind what i do as long as its not cheating haha

t.stark · Post by **t.stark** » Wed May 13, 2009 11:51 pm

Sounds like you're in a solid place then. Amen to that

HamCrescendo · Post by **HamCrescendo** » Thu May 14, 2009 12:24 am

At least when blokes are jealous they just dont talk about it, stand there with a "I dont give a shit, slag" face and let their unhappiness bottle up inside until they maybe one day snap and bottle her new boyfriend.

You know... the sensible option.

did · Post by **did** » Thu May 14, 2009 12:34 am

DanRev wrote:At least when blokes are jealous they just dont talk about it, stand there with a "I dont give a shit, slag" face and let their unhappiness bottle up inside until they maybe one day snap and bottle her new boyfriend.

You know... the sensible option.

Or drunken texts. They're always a winner.

s.i.e · Post by **s.i.e** » Thu May 14, 2009 1:55 am

DID wrote:
Or drunken texts. They're always a winner.

shaan · Post by **shaan** » Thu May 14, 2009 2:02 am

drunken texts - jesus did that a couple times with the last girl then started leaving my phone - battery in my jacket at the club. then got over it.

she lives with my best mate though and her new boyfriend threw fucking egg over all my records

egg covering alien girl, DMZ001, og pressing of messiah, sister nancy - bam bam, pretty much the whole crate.

MOTHERFUCKER!

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Thu May 14, 2009 2:29 am

Shaan wrote:threw fucking egg over all my records

Shaan wrote:sister nancy - bam bam

NO!!! you should punch her in the mouth.

ok, don't do that... but... she deserves it if she ruined that record.

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Thu May 14, 2009 2:34 am

I had one harass me for like 5 years after we split. Even when she got a new man she was still emailin me and shit. I told her the last time that if she dont leave me the fuck alone Im gonna forward ALL of her emails to him on facebook and him deal with her. Havent heard from her since, but couple days ago I see she started following me on twitter. I mean really?

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE YOU STUPID BITCH!

t.stark · Post by **t.stark** » Thu May 14, 2009 2:38 am

::G-SUS:: wrote: Im gonna forward ALL of her emails to him on facebook and him deal with her.

This is HUGE....that has got to be the greatest idea...next to having nude pics of your ex

shaan · Post by **shaan** » Thu May 14, 2009 2:41 am

mattron wrote:
Shaan wrote:threw fucking egg over all my records

Shaan wrote:sister nancy - bam bam
NO!!!

yeah pretty fucking angry - dude won't admit it was him either even though we fucking saw him doing it.

any idea how to get egg off? - without getting the label fucked up - shit is right in the grooves and everything

edit: nah it was her new boyfriend which makes it more awkward

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Thu May 14, 2009 2:43 am

T.Stark wrote:
::G-SUS:: wrote: Im gonna forward ALL of her emails to him on facebook and him deal with her.
This is HUGE....that has got to be the greatest idea...next to having nude pics of your ex

Like I said, havent heard from her since.

t.stark · Post by **t.stark** » Thu May 14, 2009 3:10 am

::G-SUS:: wrote:
T.Stark wrote:
::G-SUS:: wrote: Im gonna forward ALL of her emails to him on facebook and him deal with her.
This is HUGE....that has got to be the greatest idea...next to having nude pics of your ex
Like I said, havent heard from her since.

Yeah, blackmail always wins...I'm pretty sure my ex won't directly fuck with me because she knows I have incriminating photos. Win.

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Thu May 14, 2009 3:11 am

Shaan wrote:
mattron wrote:
Shaan wrote:threw fucking egg over all my records

Shaan wrote:sister nancy - bam bam
NO!!!
yeah pretty fucking angry - dude won't admit it was him either even though we fucking saw him doing it.

any idea how to get egg off? - without getting the label fucked up - shit is right in the grooves and everything

edit: nah it was her new boyfriend which makes it more awkward

ahhh... thats worse.

dude here;

http://www.chemical-records.co.uk/sc/se ... rack=DVC01

Pi-Krust · Post by **Pi-Krust** » Thu May 14, 2009 7:33 am

Never had a really nutty ex myself thankfully,tho my mate Eric had a cracker once.She'd phone him on the hour every hour between about 8am and midnight when she wasn't with him and if he didn't answer or had the phone off she'd leave him abusive voice messages.The one time I'll never forget was when myself and my friend were out in her car and the radio was on.An old soul track was playing[forget which one] and my mate remarked what a classic tune was and that the singer had died recently sadly.His ex then said "no sorry I think you're wrong he's still alive".My mate replied "no he's deffo dead I'm sure".At which point she went ballistic and started screaming "why do you always argue with me?,you just love provoking me don't you?,you don't what dead is,i'll show you what dead is".She then moves the car over to the other side of the road and puts the pedal to the metal so thay we're now heading into the oncoming traffic at about 90 miles an hour

.My mates frantically begging her to stop and telling her how sorry and wrong he is and I'm just screaming at her not to do it.Thankfully she did to stop the car and I got out and walked [in my by now well soiled boxers] even though we're in the middle of the countryside about 20 miles from home. When he did finally did dump her she broke into his house while he was away and basically trashed it.

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Thu May 14, 2009 8:35 am

nutty bitch^

ls12 · Post by **ls12** » Thu May 14, 2009 9:11 am

I've got a quite a weird ex but compared to her ^ she's normal.

When I broke up with her she used to sit on a fence over the road from my cousin's house every day, waiting for me to turn up. She used to constantly text me, at least 10 texts a day. Went on for months. I still get the occaisional text off her now. (About 2 years later)

magma · Post by **magma** » Thu May 14, 2009 9:16 am

Don't even start me on exes.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Thu May 14, 2009 10:07 am

bassmonk wrote:Never had a really nutty ex myself thankfully,tho my mate Eric had a cracker once.She'd phone him on the hour every hour between about 8am and midnight when she wasn't with him and if he didn't answer or had the phone off she'd leave him abusive voice messages.The one time I'll never forget was when myself and my friend were out in her car and the radio was on.An old soul track was playing[forget which one] and my mate remarked what a classic tune was and that the singer had died recently sadly.His ex then said "no sorry I think you're wrong he's still alive".My mate replied "no he's deffo dead I'm sure".At which point she went ballistic and started screaming "why do you always argue with me?,you just love provoking me don't you?,you don't what dead is,i'll show you what dead is".She then moves the car over to the other side of the road and puts the pedal to the metal so thay we're now heading into the oncoming traffic at about 90 miles an hour .My mates frantically begging her to stop and telling her how sorry and wrong he is and I'm just screaming at her not to do it.Thankfully she did to stop the car and I got out and walked [in my by now well soiled boxers] even though we're in the middle of the countryside about 20 miles from home. When he did finally did dump her she broke into his house while he was away and basically trashed it.

fuck mate, thats intense!!

never really had a nutty ex, but my old manager's girlfriend used to ring him up at work literally every 5 to 10 minutes, if I ever told her he was busy she would start giving me the 3rd degree about what he was doign and how soon he would ring her back, then if she did get hold of him, she was just ringing to nag him and ask him how late he was going to be back...evern though she'd just asked him 10 minutes before!! if he was on a late shift she'd keep ringing even more to be all like "COME HOME NOW" - his advice to me was "try to stay single luke"

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