If your penis / vagina could talk... what would it say?

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:41 pm

"Touch me."

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:43 pm

"I Am God"

jaybird · Post by **jaybird** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:43 pm

hmm.. i think my penor wuld say...

thanks

kamala · Post by **kamala** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:46 pm

jaybird wrote:hmm.. i think my penor wuld say...

thanks

tell him he's welcome

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:48 pm

kamala wrote:
jaybird wrote:hmm.. i think my penor wuld say...

thanks
tell him he's welcome

OH YOU TWO CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF.

reverend dale · Post by **reverend dale** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:49 pm

DJelements wrote:
kamala wrote:
jaybird wrote:hmm.. i think my penor wuld say...

thanks
tell him he's welcome
OH YOU TWO CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF.

jaybird · Post by **jaybird** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:28 pm

DJelements wrote:OH YOU TWO CAN FUCK

I knows, its awesome too..

reverend dale · Post by **reverend dale** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:34 pm

jaybird wrote:
DJelements wrote:OH YOU TWO CAN FUCK
I knows, its awesome too..

Bang like a shit house door in the wind?

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:39 pm

"i'm still here! honestly!"

jaybird · Post by **jaybird** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:40 pm

pk- wrote:"i'm still here! honestly!"

I heard on howard stern, that for every 10lbs overweight you are, you lose 1 inch of penor.. I wouldn't know tho, coz I'm like 10lbs underweight.. so I guess that gives me an extra inch..

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:41 pm

it would say lets start a band

reverend dale · Post by **reverend dale** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:45 pm

jaybird wrote:
pk- wrote:"i'm still here! honestly!"

I heard on howard stern, that for every 10lbs overweight you are, you lose 1 inch of penor.. I wouldn't know tho, coz I'm like 10lbs underweight.. so I guess that gives me an extra inch..

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:46 pm

Dead Rat's Penis wrote: Hey, I know I'm basically erect for 24 hours a day, but you know when you start making out with that drunk, smoking hot bird you just met? Yeah, THAT'S WHEN I TAKE MY BREAK.

mikey_g · Post by **mikey_g** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:53 pm

use me

mikey_g · Post by **mikey_g** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:53 pm

take me to the doctors im all spotty

reverend dale · Post by **reverend dale** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:55 pm

I start the best threads

mikey_g · Post by **mikey_g** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:57 pm

Reverend Dale wrote:I start the best threads

fair play but my cock would never say that, its much more interested in being polished

reverend dale · Post by **reverend dale** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:01 am

mikey g wrote:
Reverend Dale wrote:I start the best threads
fair play but my cock would never say that, its much more interested in being polished

A clean cock is a clean house.

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