My Son Has A Seceret Girlfriend

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:14 pm

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My 17 year old son has been very secretive with me lately, recently he has started to refuse to go to church with the family and tonight when I was going through his room I found a magazine with naked men in it. He obviously has a girlfriend that he is hiding from me that brought that magazine into my home and I am afraid they are having intercourse and I am greatly concerned that he is going to get her pregnant.

What should I do about this?
6 months ago
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He is not a homosexual, we have taught him from the bible and he has learned though our church that this is not in God's plan. I will not teach him about condoms, that is unacceptable, we have always taught him about abstinence and that is what God and his future wife expects from him.

I want to speak to our pastor about this but I am very afraid of what he would think we are teaching our son if he things we are allowing him to sneak a girl into his bedroom. That is clearly inappropriate and we are good parents, I am very afraid what he will think of us.

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:17 pm

"found a magazine with naked men in it. He obviously has a girlfriend that he is hiding from me that brought that magazine into my home"

ahahahahaah thick as pig shit

osky · Post by **osky** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:29 pm

why are christians so fucking dumb?

drokkr · Post by **drokkr** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:40 pm

Osky wrote:why are christians so fucking dumb?

god made them that way

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:55 pm

Huh?
My girlfriend is a selfless, loving christian who keeps mags of naked women under her bed. When I asked her why, she confessed, reluctantly, that they were there just for my pleasure. How lucky am I?

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:57 pm

Osky wrote:why are christians so fucking dumb?

To be fair, I think it's just people are dumb, and that's why they found religion.

Whistla · Post by **Whistla** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:12 pm

i dont think she needs to worry about an unwanted pregancy

the acid never lies · Post by **the acid never lies** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:28 pm

DJ Whistla wrote:i dont think she needs to worry about an unwanted pregancy

phew!

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:11 pm

fork · Post by **fork** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:03 pm

missedthebus · Post by **missedthebus** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:28 pm

I think this thread title should be my son secretly loves the cock or my sons dirty little secret

SJPDUB · Post by **SJPDUB** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:56 pm

religion
ptssssh

i wouldnt tell the pastor
he might want a "secret meeting with the kid"

sorry haha

osky · Post by **osky** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:54 pm

anyway if hes catholic hes in luck.

im sure the local priest will forgive his sins and spray his face with the holy water

NilsFG · Post by **NilsFG** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 1:51 pm

Religion is a joke.
Except I know some christians and there very down to earth (not like many religious people in the USA)

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 2:24 pm

i've seen this before. still quite funny though

olio · Post by **olio** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:35 pm

DJelements wrote:
Osky wrote:why are christians so fucking dumb?
To be fair, I think it's just people are dumb, and that's why they found religion.

lowpass · Post by **lowpass** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:55 pm

Seen this before, swear its old

olio · Post by **olio** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:28 pm

Lowpass wrote:Seen this before, swear its old

so is religion. needs 2 die

Big MD · Post by **Big MD** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:24 pm

why the hell is religion the reason of dumbness of this mother of a gay?

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