Sex at work?

dj ill kid 505 · Post by **dj ill kid 505** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:31 am

Has anyone here ever had sex at work? Just curious because there's a back office where I think i could totally get away with it.

Stories?

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:54 am

Im sure you'll get more tales of solo mission in this thread.

magma · Post by **magma** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:13 am

Not during work hours... but I always used to have keys to my old offices in Bristol/Clifton which came in handy more than once! Thought I'd got busted when my lady spilt tea over everything and I had to explain how the office got fucked up when there was no work to be done!

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:19 am

Magma wrote:Not during work hours... but I always used to have keys to my old offices in Bristol/Clifton which came in handy more than once! Thought I'd got busted when my lady spilt tea over everything and I had to explain how the office got fucked up when there was no work to be done!

Are you sure it was just tea that went everywhere?

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:21 am

Magma wrote: Thought I'd got busted when my lady spilt tea over everything

I'm more of a cappuccino-while-I'm-going-at-it-doggy-style man myself...

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:36 am

Dead Rats wrote:
Magma wrote: Thought I'd got busted when my lady spilt tea over everything
I'm more of a cappuccino-while-I'm-going-at-it-doggy-style man myself...

adds a whole new meaning to "can i have extra foam with that please?"

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:38 am

Vile!

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:41 am

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:15 am

When i worked the late shift at a call centre i used to regularly get the office bike to suck me off under my desk or follow me to the toilet for a quickie.

Unfortunately I have no young fit girls in my office now so have to make do with a five knuckle shuffle every now and again...and who ever says they havnt done this at work is either lying or working too hard.

tr0tsky · Post by **tr0tsky** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:45 pm

FAUST.DTC wrote:.and who ever says they havnt done this at work is either lying or working too hard.

Not me. I work with munters.

dj ill kid 505 · Post by **dj ill kid 505** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:06 pm

FAUST.DTC wrote:When i worked the late shift at a call centre i used to regularly get the office bike to suck me off under my desk or follow me to the toilet for a quickie.

Unfortunately I have no young fit girls in my office now so have to make do with a five knuckle shuffle every now and again...and who ever says they havnt done this at work is either lying or working too hard.

I work at a call center! Thats why I asked, because there's an office with a lock, just need to find a mami thats ready for splacktion!

LOL @ five knuckle shuffle

Pi-Krust · Post by **Pi-Krust** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:13 pm

i have sex at work every day but then it is my job!.

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:15 pm

bassmonk wrote:i have sex at work every day but then it is my job!.

Are you a priest or a school teacher???

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:17 pm

FAUST.DTC wrote:
bassmonk wrote:i have sex at work every day but then it is my job!.
Are you a priest or a school teacher???

He works on a farm. Alone.

Coppola · Post by **Coppola** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:21 pm

Dead Rats wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:
bassmonk wrote:i have sex at work every day but then it is my job!.
Are you a priest or a school teacher???
He works on a farm. Alone.

Got a handjob at school once...

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:23 pm

BEN? wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:
bassmonk wrote:i have sex at work every day but then it is my job!.
Are you a priest or a school teacher???
He works on a farm. Alone.

Got a handjob at school once...

Gwarn Ben...i got a blow job at school once...and from that day i knew why they called him the head master lol

Thats a joke by the way...

Pi-Krust · Post by **Pi-Krust** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:25 pm

Dead Rats wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:
bassmonk wrote:i have sex at work every day but then it is my job!.
Are you a priest or a school teacher???
He works on a farm. Alone.

You're never alone on a farm what be thee on about there boy?,you townies don't understand our simple country ways.Now get orrff moi land you little carrot-topped piss weasel !!.

Coppola · Post by **Coppola** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:27 pm

FAUST.DTC wrote:
BEN? wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:
bassmonk wrote:i have sex at work every day but then it is my job!.
Are you a priest or a school teacher???
He works on a farm. Alone.

Got a handjob at school once...
Gwarn Ben...i got a blow job at school once...and from that day i knew why they called him the head master lol

Thats a joke by the way...

theres me thinking you were a player...

dub frequency records · Post by **dub frequency records** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:28 pm

NOT YET LOL
would love to bang my bosses misses tho

so would you
lol

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