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Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 11:23 am
by JTMMusicuk
lick your finger in view of girl, touch her on her shoulder and say
"lets get you out these wet clothes"
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 11:31 am
by wub
PinUp wrote:My mate used this one once.
"my mates say that you are too fat to shag but I'm about to prove them wrong"
he put it up her bum in a disabled toilet!
So many things wrong with that anecdote.
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 11:32 am
by oddy
ALRIGHT DARLING, FANCY A SHAG.
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 11:43 am
by PinUp
wub wrote:PinUp wrote:My mate used this one once.
"my mates say that you are too fat to shag but I'm about to prove them wrong"
he put it up her bum in a disabled toilet!
So many things wrong with that anecdote.
She really was butterzzzz.
He will put his penis in anything though, have to watch my back when he comes over for a house party
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 1:14 pm
by capo ultra
'I would swim through a sea of shit just to suck the last cock that fucked you'
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 1:31 pm
by PinUp
capo ultra wrote:'I would swim through a sea of shit just to suck the last cock that fucked you'
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 1:33 pm
by particle-jim
capo ultra wrote:'I would swim through a sea of shit just to suck the last cock that fucked you'
That's horrendous
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 1:36 pm
by syrup
capo ultra wrote:'I would swim through a sea of shit just to suck the last cock that fucked you'
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 2:13 pm
by bright maroon
I got to page three before realizing how painful this thread really is...
This thread is just bad...lol
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 2:14 pm
by particle-jim
bright maroon wrote:This thread is just bad...lol
not to put too fine a point on it but that is pretty much the sole purpose of this thread
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 2:34 pm
by bright maroon
It is being really sucessful then - this thread...
I knew of this girl once...
Who would go up to a guy in the club and say...
So..How are you gonna fuck me..hard or soft?
She had a bit of a reputation...
Would show up in the back seat of tricked out cars with multiple puerto rican guys...
We would wave to her from the sidewalk...
She was called Scary Carrie - not to be confused with the underaged escort Kara Beara...
Who would show up at raves in limosine wearing a Wonder Woman costume...
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 2:36 pm
by jameshk
So BM how would I do if I came up to you and said.
'Fancy playing my rusty trombone?'
>:D
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 2:38 pm
by wub
bright maroon wrote:It is being really sucessful then - this thread...
I knew of this girl once...
Who would go up to a guy in the club and say...
So..How are you gonna fuck me..hard or soft?
Did she get ever get assaulted after using that line?
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 2:41 pm
by eyeatus
wanna take a shot?
i'll be your chaser
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 2:47 pm
by bright maroon
wub wrote:Did she get ever get assaulted after using that line?
Are you kidding me - She was gangster...
You spout off on her and like 6 - really really dumb and yet burly men would step up out of nowhere...
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 2:51 pm
by wub
bright maroon wrote:wub wrote:Did she get ever get assaulted after using that line?
Are you kidding me - She was gangster...
You spout off on her and like 6 - really really dumb and yet burly men would step up out of nowhere...
Pussy with a posse.
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 2:56 pm
by bright maroon
I remember this one night at a party - she was being really aggressive with everyone...looking to fight
So we ended up leaving early because the place had this unstable vibe...
like - the whole night threatened to pop-off...
I think she was mad because no one would talk to her...
She was killing it...with her ghetto flamboyancy
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 3:12 pm
by wub
She sounds a firecracker.
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 3:22 pm
by bright maroon
durf, durf
I said that very effeminatly...and slammed the door on the way out.
..tried to make that lock stick...
Re: Your worst chat up lines ever.
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 3:34 pm
by wub
Never had you down as the pouting type.