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Devry[Kaneda] wrote:fair enough.
you could grow mad hydroponics so you'd never have to leave.

yup, nail on the head with that one.

dunno how id go about with finding meat, but i suppose i could just make tofu

Nevalo wrote:

Devry[Kaneda] wrote:fair enough.
you could grow mad hydroponics so you'd never have to leave.

yup, nail on the head with that one.

dunno how id go about with finding meat, but i suppose i could just make tofu

the largest problem with your strategy is that it'll probably work and in a few million years, we'll have evolved back in to monkeys.

if i succeed, we'll all be mole-men.

not sure which is cooler.......

no wait my strategy has a better outcome.

mole men are sick.

ape-men are waay over-played

Devry[Kaneda] wrote:no wait my strategy has a better outcome.

mole men are sick.

ape-men are waay over-played

damn dirty apes lol

what about if we live near swamps.... would we turn reptillian?

I have access to a deifenbunker.

Probably go there, Then make my monthly trips for grocerys and other shit

possibly. though I'm sure you're aware that they already walk among us.

the zomby apocalypse would be excellent for reshaping humanity's evolution in the path we see fit.....

I forward the notion that we do more brainstorming on this.

Perhaps the himalayas?

Yeti-men would be an excellent step....

think i might go to the desert... evolve into a snakeman....

so... am i the only one whose survival plans in case of zombie apocaplypse (or some other similar scenario) mainly revolves around this single question:

what the fuck am i gonna do with my records collection ?

if it was a slow process of a couple of days /weeks then i had an air raid shelter in my garden. i would dig like fuck to find the entrance (its underground).
my mate has shotguns and bare shells, theres a sword in the loft. theres a hench tesco round the corner so supplies would be fine. if i somehow had to weapons then id be slinging turntable platters like david slung rocks.

dfaultuzr wrote: what the fuck am i gonna do with my records collection ?

Your answer lies at 0.43

I`d def grow copious amounts of mind-melting cannabis
I`d get a katana and wonder around lobbing the heads off zombies.

Laszlo wrote:

dfaultuzr wrote: what the fuck am i gonna do with my records collection ?

Your answer lies at 0.43

why would you disrespect Sade

i think i'd be pretty fucked tbh, where i live there's nothing but houses really, i don't have any weapons or anything like that. i think i'd probably just sit in my room and get absolutely off my tits so that hopefully when the zombies come to eat me i'll be so fucked i'll hardly even notice

Head to the nearest police station and re-enact re2

I have an assortment of shovels and gardening equipment.
I'm pretty handy with DIY... My house would end up being like
Macauly Culkin's in Home Alone.

I'd love for the zombies to try that shit... crash through a door,
get a nail gun to the face.

My brother has the worst/most retarded and dangerous plan ever:

-steal dads car (despite the fact that my brother doesnt even know how to drive)
-rob the cornershop for cigarettes
-trade the cigarettes for a shotgun (apparently his friend has already agreed to this)
-use the shotgun to blow the head off the guy who runs the saddlery and gunroom in biggin hill
-steal the guns
-drive to the coast
-steal boat
-sail to france (successfully navigating past the coastguard and/or navy... good luck)
-hole up in Mont Saint Michel due to it being a giant fucking castle in the sea surrounded by water at high tide and quicksand at low tide...
also its full of weapons and suits of fucking armour


personally i would just try and hole myself up in a cash and carry with big metal shutters on all doors/windows

wait QUICKSAND FUCK THAT"S AWESOME.

was under the impression that it was just sand flats or something lame.

btw I think your brother has an awesome plan.

^^ what about all the people in the castle that have already turned?

you would be pretty fucked then

Devry[Kaneda] wrote:fair enough.
you could grow mad hydroponics so you'd never have to leave.
also, just wear a metal boot so you can kick them.

I'd head for arizona. carve a cave out of the side of a butte:

yup arizona, grand canyon.... vultures and elevation are natural zombie defenses