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ashen wrote:Oakholme Smudge

Is that a bit like a Cleveland Steamer?

people always go on about how chimps are secretly super strong and shit still reckon i could body one though

Words wrote:people always go on about how chimps are secretly super strong and shit still reckon i could body one though

Have you not watched the documentaries?
I`m not for having my head smashed in by a rock wielding chimp.

Electric_Head wrote:

Words wrote:people always go on about how chimps are secretly super strong and shit still reckon i could body one though

Have you not watched the documentaries?
I`m not for having my head smashed in by a rock wielding chimp.

Not far from where I live resided the owner of the ape from the movie "Every Which Way But Loose." One of my fathers friends lived next to this guys property, and on a superbowl sunday he saw the ape running around his backyard and decided to go grab it and take it back to the owners house. Long story short, the ape swung him around like a pillow breaking nearly every bone in his body before animal control arrived and tranquilized it.

Here's another example of why you shouldn't fight chimps:
http://www.nola.com/health/index.ssf/20 ... ttack.html

Yeah, chimps are serious.

I wouldn't feel confident against many apes tbh, but I reckon I could take down Parson if someone tagged him with a DMT dart first.

humans have the potential for mad strength but we have chemical blockers which prevent our muscles over working to avoid damage we aren't used to

i reckon a prehistoric human would be mega mega mega hard and would easily dispatch several contemporary humans with ease

Spider monkeys are next level strong too, easily pick up several times their own body weight with one arm

remember seeing one at the zoo, hanging from a branch, swinging a log with one arm that was bigger than i was

magma wrote:Yeah, chimps are serious.

I wouldn't feel confident against many apes tbh

I would fuck up a lemur the black and white scumbags. They count as apes.

magma wrote:Yeah, chimps are serious.

I wouldn't feel confident against many apes tbh, but I reckon I could take down Parson if someone tagged him with a DMT dart first.

would totally rock some parson skinned shoes

Words wrote:people always go on about how chimps are secretly super strong and shit still reckon i could body one though

I know it's a really stupid thing to think, but I agree. They don't look all that. Chuck me in a ring with one and I reckon it'd be a fair fight.

And I'm fucking soft.

I killed a bear in Read Dead Redemption.

ketamine wrote:I killed a bear in Read Dead Redemption.

with a knife?

mVI wrote:

Words wrote:people always go on about how chimps are secretly super strong and shit still reckon i could body one though

I know it's a really stupid thing to think, but I agree. They don't look all that. Chuck me in a ring with one and I reckon it'd be a fair fight.

And I'm fucking soft.

haha... no chance

wizeguy wrote:

ketamine wrote:I killed a bear in Read Dead Redemption.

with a knife?

Twice

I reckon I could take on a sloth

TL_ wrote:I reckon I could take on a sloth

Dem claws.

magma wrote:

mVI wrote:

FuDuzn wrote:Seriously, I would rather fight a bear than a swan.

Fuck that. I reckon most could take a swan pretty easy. Grab its neck and you can kick that fucker's body to fuck.

Try grabbing a fucking bear's neck.

Fuck fighting a bear. It's a fucking BEAR. I'm not sure I'd even step to a panda... if I was that sexually frustrated I'd be swatting mu'fuckers like flies.

I reckon a swan would wing you before you could get your kicks in though.. they're crafty bastards. A goose would be a good scrap if it didn't get all its mates to help out... I once got charged by about 30 of them in Regents Park... Geese are fucking GANGSTA, they roll deeper than the mid-atlantic trench.

BAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAAA this is the funniest shit I have ever read! I Love how you've put so much thought into it!!! hahaaaa

mVI wrote:

TL_ wrote:I reckon I could take on a sloth

Dem claws.

Doesn't faze me

prolly a crocodile