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jameshk wrote:I remember love. It used to be so dramatic, so intense. Now its just about getting my girlfriend to make me a sandwich.

Hahaaaa

"Alien: I bring you love.
Dr. Hibbert: Is that the love between a man and a woman? Or the love of a man for a cuban cigar?
Alien: Uh... I bring you love."

I went to this party once..

and there was this lamp...

It was next to the ice bucket and it had no shade..
but it did have a blue bulb...

for a split second I thought it was cool..
and casually reached out to caress it...

burnt the shit out of me -
I moved so fast in that instant that I knocked all kinds of shit off the table..

you gotta watch that - lamp can be hypnotizing

bm is great ^

bright maroon wrote:I went to this party once..

and there was this lamp...

It was next to the ice bucket and it had no shade..
but it did have a blue bulb...

for a split second I thought it was cool..
and casually reached out to caress it...

burnt the shit out of me -
I moved so fast in that instant that I knocked all kinds of shit off the table..

you gotta watch that - lamp can be hypnotizing

For once I get you, Leslie. Love is quite like that, an eye candy. Then it starts to fuck you - you start breaking beer bottles, photo frames, CDs, his face, your knuckles. So, you gotta be careful. Love is like a trick ass bitch in high stilettos and skimpy dress full of STDs.

>Really like girl whom I met at an annual gathering
>Return the following year, has boyfriend
>feelsbadman
>O well, try to not let that get me down
>End up not being around her very much, when I am, conversation is awkward b/c bf is always near by
>Bf cheats on her towards the end of this gathering
>She goes away to college, never get to talk to her anymore
>feelsreallyfuckingbadman

haha

Caught in polarities... %

bright maroon wrote:I went to this party once..

and there was this lamp...

It was next to the ice bucket and it had no shade..
but it did have a blue bulb...

for a split second I thought it was cool..
and casually reached out to caress it...

burnt the shit out of me -
I moved so fast in that instant that I knocked all kinds of shit off the table..

you gotta watch that - lamp can be hypnotizing

Good thing the ice bucket was nearby. Or did you not clock that...?

Hypefiend wrote:

this is me 90% of the time

the other 10% im all like





which is made up of 5% fapping, 2.5% djiing/producing, and 2.5% smoking ganja

his pants are half open from all the damn fapping

Electric_Head wrote:his pants are half open from all the damn fapping

since noticing your posts on this forum ive had to change my horribly generalised opinion that no s.africans have a sense of humour!

fuck you, no sense of humor here

wanker

Electric_Head wrote:fuck you, no sense of humor here

wanker

clifford_- wrote:

Electric_Head wrote:his pants are half open from all the damn fapping

since noticing your posts on this forum ive had to change my horribly generalised opinion that no s.africans have a sense of humour!

I thought the stereotype was that Germans are the ones with no sense of humour? And that South Africans all speak really loudly.

WHAT????

leyenda303 wrote:

clifford_- wrote:

Electric_Head wrote:his pants are half open from all the damn fapping

since noticing your posts on this forum ive had to change my horribly generalised opinion that no s.africans have a sense of humour!

I thought the stereotype was that Germans are the ones with no sense of humour? And that South Africans all speak really loudly.

Germans have an excellent sense of humour, they're just not quite as amused by going to the toilet as the British.

After living with a South African for the last 4 years, I can confirm the only thing they all seem to have in common is a silly little beard under their bottom lip and an even higher passion for barbecueing than Australians.

now you`re just being stereotypical

I have no lip beard

This thread is like an off topic forum for the off topic forum.

My first kiss was with a girl called fran in a sandpit at primary school, while most of my friends were kicking the fuck out of some guy in the background for something inane. Are all kids utter bastards?

Electric_Head wrote:now you`re just being stereotypical

I have no lip beard

Perhaps you export all the lip beards? There definitely seem to be more with than without in London...