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Re: Smoking weed for first time tomorrow.

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:50 pm
by NW_DUBAHOLIC
wobbles wrote:wtf is that
This shit some kids in my city do I guess? It was on the news. Kids are shitting and pissing in bottles and letting it ferment and then inhaling the fumes to get high :corntard:

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"Butthash" :cornlol:

Re: Smoking weed for first time tomorrow.

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:52 pm
by bright maroon
I'm trying to illuminate this for you...It's true life urban folklore..

Re: Smoking weed for first time tomorrow.

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:53 pm
by NW_DUBAHOLIC
bright maroon wrote:I'm going to tell you the story of my last time smoking weed...

I had been clean from all smoking for about a year and a half..
But then I got this really grim job working quality control
at an after-market auto glass factory...
and I have about 2 dozen amazing stories from that place...

but I'm going to tell the one about little butch afro puffed lesbian girl Turqouia Dunn.

Turquoia used to spit bars in the park under the pseudonym of Twerk City...
and she had a girl friend who was a prostitute and had 2 kids...
She never really told me what was going on in her house...
but I got the feeling that they were doing hands off lesbian sex shows for money..on the side
Her girl drove a Cayenne, a 45K car while on food stamps and housing assistance
- so they were up to a whole lotta business...
You even edited this and you still forget to tell us "the story of my last time smoking weed"

Re: Smoking weed for first time tomorrow.

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:00 am
by bright maroon
so - She got put out for "good" this one time...
and needed too stay at my place...
so she had blunts..and we smoked them

and I got sick as shit...
I was hallucinating this really disturbing repetative thing..

I kept imagining her going to the door and letting in a couple of huge black dudes...
and then- they immediatly go about smashing up my entire apartment...

and the vision keeps repeating and repeating and repeating..
I had to go lay in bed with my face in the pillow..
I was scared shitless but couldn't do anything..
I felt like throwing up - I couldn't see straight..
really horrible time

anyhow...

The next day Turq tells me that she was worried about her girlfriends "family"
finding out where she was...because they have been known to steal her from places
and destroy everything on the way out.

I was just like - FUCK THIS!!

I was so scared to have her around me after that.

She was always really nice to me though
Well, she wasn't always really nice...

I took her to the music store and we played with mic effects.

Re: Smoking weed for first time tomorrow.

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:07 am
by NW_DUBAHOLIC
bright maroon wrote: I was hallucinating this really disturbing repetative thing..

I kept imagining her going to the door and letting in a couple of huge black dudes...
and then- they immediatly go about smashing up my entire apartment...
:cornlol: subconscious prejudice thoughts? Maybe you should take this test... http://www.stevepavlina.com/forums/pers ... -test.html

Re: Smoking weed for first time tomorrow.

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:09 am
by bright maroon
..we ate curried goat and ox tails off the back of a jamaican food truck...

and these spicy chicken puffs - like croquettes

and they would get crunk out the trunk on breaks...

here it is - Beef Pattys..and Cabbage and Rice and Peas...orange sodas and sweet potato pies...

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Re: Smoking weed for first time tomorrow.

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:22 am
by Gewze
poo

Re: Smoking weed for first time tomorrow.

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:27 am
by bright maroon
poo - Jenkum I'm guessing - is just inhaling concentrated methane...

...high off of oxygen deprivation...like the poor mans whippet

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Re: Smoking weed for first time tomorrow.

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:27 am
by mks
fermented poo...

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Re: Smoking weed for first time tomorrow.

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:37 am
by sigbowls
ill haz a poo

Re: Smoking weed for first time tomorrow.

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:43 am
by bright maroon
yeast poo - you're drinking it

Re: Smoking weed for first time tomorrow.

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:46 am
by sigbowls
last time i drank it i got in a fight with a beaver

Re: Smoking weed for first time tomorrow.

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:47 am
by mks
WTF is this thread about?


I just got high...

Re: Smoking weed for first time tomorrow.

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:48 am
by bright maroon
I just googled "yeast poo" and guess what came up...beaver slayer

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treacle...

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Re: Smoking weed for first time tomorrow.

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:55 am
by sigbowls


:)

Re: Smoking weed for first time tomorrow.

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:58 am
by bright maroon
oh man - when that thing jumped... :lol:

ooohh...he was stylin'

Re: Smoking weed for first time tomorrow.

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:04 am
by mks
I live a few minutes south of the Great White North and I have to fight off mountain lions, bears, elk and beavers everyday while going home.

I can tell you from experience, that is not how you catch a beaver.

Re: Smoking weed for first time tomorrow.

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:05 am
by bright maroon
..you catchum' in the trash!!

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Re: Smoking weed for first time tomorrow.

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:24 am
by bright maroon
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Re: Smoking weed for first time tomorrow.

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:31 am
by kidshuffle
bright maroon wrote:Image
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