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SunkLo wrote:That drip is almost as bad as the little drops of semen that act as an aftershock to ejaculation and always end up as a damp spot in your underwear.
Again, no matter how much you wring that shit out.

Sometimes I hold my piss till after I bust a nut so I can flush things out.

i agree with everything you're saying , having a long wank when you kind of need a pee is bad too, as soon as you clean up boom the biggest urge hits but you're still in a boner/floner situation and aiming is a bitch, especially cos sometimes it just goes in different directions and hits the walls and floor and stuff if there's a bit of semen in there.

I feel nasty writing this but

Lichee wrote:

SunkLo wrote:That drip is almost as bad as the little drops of semen that act as an aftershock to ejaculation and always end up as a damp spot in your underwear.
Again, no matter how much you wring that shit out.

Sometimes I hold my piss till after I bust a nut so I can flush things out.

i agree with everything you're saying , having a long wank when you kind of need a pee is bad too, as soon as you clean up boom the biggest urge hits but you're still in a boner/floner situation and aiming is a bitch, especially cos sometimes it just goes in different directions and hits the walls and floor and stuff if there's a bit of semen in there.

I feel nasty writing this but

Piss in the shower, problem solved!

Pedro Sánchez wrote:

noam wrote:ye sometimes my piss will spray in like 7 different directions, none of which are where im pointing my bell-end

sometimes jizz mixes with my piss too

gets even worse when your shoot is blocked with santorum, comes out like someone stepping intermittently on a garden hose.

yeh its embarrassing when other people hear this... they must know

kinda stings too

maybe thats just your body trying to piss out the herpes the hooker stuffed up your Urethra tho...

After ive spermed the piss always shoots out in little bursts.

noam wrote:ye sometimes my piss will spray in like 7 different directions, none of which are where im pointing my bell-end

sometimes jizz mixes with my piss too

one time when i was young and stupid and doing the pullout method, i ended up jizzing followed by pissing all over this chick/her bed. she thought it was only the jizz; i left it as such.

O-face followed by poker face, nice combo

Molzie wrote:

psychedelicatessen wrote:Bathroom.
Live alone.

so.. just to clarify. you pee in the same sink you brush your teeth in?

Brush in shower, shave in neither sink nor shower, as I don't want to clog any drains. I try to multitask a lot whist getting ready for my day.
I also keep my bathroom very clean, I just can't be bothered to open the second door to the toilet some nights and after getting back from work. (read 12 hour shift) and all the alcohol and water lately. . . I wouldn't be surprised if it's a sign of something. Time to stop drinking I guess.

kidshuffle wrote:

noam wrote:ye sometimes my piss will spray in like 7 different directions, none of which are where im pointing my bell-end

sometimes jizz mixes with my piss too

one time when i was young and stupid and doing the pullout method, i ended up jizzing followed by pissing all over this chick/her bed. she thought it was only the jizz; i left it as such.

Pullout's deemed just as "safe" as condoms when done right, all about self control. They've tested precum for sperm many times without finding any. Speaking against pregnancy of course, not disease. It still might fall off if she's got aliens in her. Peeing before is key to flush out hidden spermies, and peejizz afterward is good to flush again if you're gonna go at it.

Maybe she liked it. That's a hard mistake to make I think haha.

Ive never understood how so many creatures get pregnant, even when im hammered and wearing no johnny i always manage to pull out.

JBoy wrote:Ive never understood how so many creatures get pregnant, even when im hammered and wearing no johnny i always manage to pull out.

its different when you're having sex with women tho...

This thread is a success.

wormcode wrote: Pullout's deemed just as "safe" as condoms when done right, all about self control.

Yeah its not too bad, I never had any problems. There is just always that anxiety afterwards for me though

SunkLo wrote:This thread is a success.

I wholeheartedly agree.

noam wrote:

JBoy wrote:Ive never understood how so many creatures get pregnant, even when im hammered and wearing no johnny i always manage to pull out.

its different when you're having sex with women tho...

Women are for puffs.

^^^
thats just what gay men say to feel better about their 'alternative lifestyles'

/LADBANTZ

noam wrote:^^^
thats just what gay men say to feel better about their 'alternative lifestyles'

/LADBANTZ

I style myself on that irish club owner in hollyoaks. Gay but id still knock stnuc out.

i dont watch hollyoaks and dont know who he is so i'll assume you made up the bit about being irish, being a club owner in hollyoaks and knocking stnuc out...

\LADSBANTZCONTINOOZE

noam wrote:i dont watch hollyoaks and dont know who he is so i'll assume you made up the bit about being irish, being a club owner in hollyoaks and knocking stnuc out...

\LADSBANTZCONTINOOZE

Do they let you have breaks???

after sex piss crew your time.

had an ex who tried to get pregnant a couple times by pushing back on me as i was pulling out. almost slapped her.

epochalypso wrote:after sex piss crew your time.

had an ex who tried to get pregnant a couple times by pushing back on me as i was pulling out. almost slapped her.

bitch needed to recognize.

Look her dead in the eyes and say "Bitch I will push you down the pyramids of Giza, so help me"