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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:20 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
Today wrote:
ehbrums1 wrote:
Sonika wrote:
JTMMusicuk wrote:A music producer walks into a restaurant, samples the food then quickly passes it off as his own...

Zomby?
No mt eden
that'd be more like ... music producer orders a filet, promptly shits on the plate and calls it a garnish


what's a viola's range? depends on how far you can throw one.
:lol:

well that made my day

Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:08 pm
by JTMMusicuk
knock knock

whos there?

wub wub

wub wub who?

wub wub wub wub wub wub

Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:17 pm
by KiloDubstep
Why did the compresser fall over?

Because he had a soft knee ;-)

Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:38 pm
by Sonika
JTMMusicuk wrote:knock knock

whos there?

wub wub

wub wub who?

wub wub wub wub wub wub



Really JTM? Really? ;-)

Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:52 pm
by Kochari
KiloDubstep wrote:Why did the compresser fall over?

Because he had a soft knee ;-)
:W:

Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:22 pm
by BonerJams04
kid: mommy, skrillex lives in my closet
mom: don't be silly there's no such thing as-
WUBWOBWUBWUBWUBWUB

conversion to brostepjoke thread, conplete

Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:49 pm
by JTMMusicuk
Sonika wrote:
JTMMusicuk wrote:knock knock

whos there?

wub wub

wub wub who?

wub wub wub wub wub wub



Really JTM? Really? ;-)
That one was just to ease you in, best material yet to come :lol:

Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:06 pm
by Sonika
JTMMusicuk wrote:
Sonika wrote:
JTMMusicuk wrote:knock knock

whos there?

wub wub

wub wub who?

wub wub wub wub wub wub



Really JTM? Really? ;-)
That one was just to ease you in, best material yet to come :lol:
lol I can't wait

Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:14 pm
by overture
Why did the rimshot miss his flight?

He got delayed.

Why am I so bad at this? haha :corncry:

Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:21 pm
by Ascian
Q: Which VST is sure to make your head spin?
A: Absynth!

Q: In which DAW will any female giggle?
A: In Nuendo

Q: Which effect will make any guy giggle?
A: FLANGE!

Q: What did the slutty female producer say to her boyfriend?
A: Add some more wet to my flange

Q: Which VST has produced the most free radicals unwilling to pay a pro ME
A: Ozone (if you get this one, congrats for being as geeky as me!)

Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:42 pm
by Hircine
Ascian wrote: Q: Which VST has produced the most free radicals unwilling to pay a pro ME
A: Ozone (if you get this one, congrats for being as geeky as me!)
Add a compressor or your master will be unstable. Don't use it to master metal. Don't drink while mastering with ozone.

I miss high school :lol:

Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:58 pm
by JFK
sub_lox wrote:Why did the rimshot miss his flight?

He got delayed.

Why am I so bad at this? haha :corncry:
:lol: :lol:

Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:05 am
by laurend
Average music Joe statement:
"I put it on every track and buss during my mix+mastering sessions.
I have the louder tracks around."
Listener:
"Wow, that's loud!"
Joe:
"Do you like it?"
Listener:
"Well, I think Ozone won't cure my head heck..."

Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:48 pm
by JTMMusicuk
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:19 pm
by legend4ry
JTMMusicuk wrote:Image


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