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Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:20 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
Today wrote:ehbrums1 wrote:Sonika wrote:JTMMusicuk wrote:A music producer walks into a restaurant, samples the food then quickly passes it off as his own...
Zomby?
No mt eden
that'd be more like ... music producer orders a filet, promptly
shits on the plate and calls it a garnish
what's a viola's range? depends on how far you can throw one.
well that made my day
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:08 pm
by JTMMusicuk
knock knock
whos there?
wub wub
wub wub who?
wub wub wub wub wub wub
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:17 pm
by KiloDubstep
Why did the compresser fall over?
Because he had a soft knee
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:38 pm
by Sonika
JTMMusicuk wrote:knock knock
whos there?
wub wub
wub wub who?
wub wub wub wub wub wub
Really JTM? Really?
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:52 pm
by Kochari
KiloDubstep wrote:Why did the compresser fall over?
Because he had a soft knee
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:22 pm
by BonerJams04
kid: mommy, skrillex lives in my closet
mom: don't be silly there's no such thing as-
WUBWOBWUBWUBWUBWUB
conversion to brostepjoke thread, conplete
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:49 pm
by JTMMusicuk
Sonika wrote:JTMMusicuk wrote:knock knock
whos there?
wub wub
wub wub who?
wub wub wub wub wub wub
Really JTM? Really?
That one was just to ease you in, best material yet to come
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:06 pm
by Sonika
JTMMusicuk wrote:Sonika wrote:JTMMusicuk wrote:knock knock
whos there?
wub wub
wub wub who?
wub wub wub wub wub wub
Really JTM? Really?
That one was just to ease you in, best material yet to come
lol I can't wait
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:14 pm
by overture
Why did the rimshot miss his flight?
He got delayed.
Why am I so bad at this? haha
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:21 pm
by Ascian
Q: Which VST is sure to make your head spin?
A: Absynth!
Q: In which DAW will any female giggle?
A: In Nuendo
Q: Which effect will make any guy giggle?
A: FLANGE!
Q: What did the slutty female producer say to her boyfriend?
A: Add some more wet to my flange
Q: Which VST has produced the most free radicals unwilling to pay a pro ME
A: Ozone (if you get this one, congrats for being as geeky as me!)
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:42 pm
by Hircine
Ascian wrote:
Q: Which VST has produced the most free radicals unwilling to pay a pro ME
A: Ozone (if you get this one, congrats for being as geeky as me!)
Add a compressor or your master will be unstable. Don't use it to master metal. Don't drink while mastering with ozone.
I miss high school
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:58 pm
by JFK
sub_lox wrote:Why did the rimshot miss his flight?
He got delayed.
Why am I so bad at this? haha
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:05 am
by laurend
Average music Joe statement:
"I put it on every track and buss during my mix+mastering sessions.
I have the louder tracks around."
Listener:
"Wow, that's loud!"
Joe:
"Do you like it?"
Listener:
"Well, I think Ozone won't cure my head heck..."
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:48 pm
by JTMMusicuk
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:19 pm
by legend4ry
JTMMusicuk wrote:
