Bart: Dad, you just killed the zombie flanders
Homer: He was a zombie??
Hank Scorpio: By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country? Italy or France?
Homer: France.
[Scorpio adjusts a giant laser cannon pointing towards the sky]
Hank Scorpio: Heh heh heh. Nobody ever says Italy...
Marge Simpson: Mr. Scorpio, this house is almost too good for us. I keep expecting to get the bum's rush.
Hank Scorpio: We don't have bums in our town, Marge, and if we did they wouldn't rush, they'd be allowed to go at their own pace.
Hank Scorpio has to be one of the best Simpson Characters.
Re: Best Simpsons Moments
Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 3:33 pm
by syrup
Couldn't find the vid, but this at the beginning of 'Deep space Homer'
Clean, clean.. pistol.. uzi.. two kids posing an adult, oh hey Homer
Re: Best Simpsons Moments
Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 5:06 pm
by particle-jim
The episode with Stampy the elephant has too many moments
The one where Bart prints out the driver's licence and they rent the car was on the other day. In tears at so many moments, might be one of my favourite episodes.
Such a great episode. The news report is one of my favorite moments, "I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords". And of course...
In rod we trust!!
Re: Best Simpsons Moments
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:34 pm
by wub
Terrible quality;
Re: Best Simpsons Moments
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:54 pm
by TheIntrospectionist
Some of the best moments are only available in the worst possible quality .
This one had me laughing so hard when I was re-watching some classics yesterday night:
Re: Best Simpsons Moments
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:30 pm
by particle-jim
Re: Best Simpsons Moments
Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:09 pm
by TheIntrospectionist
Lisa: Someone threw gum in my hair!
Marge: Are you sure its not shampoo? That washes right out.
Re: Best Simpsons Moments
Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:29 pm
by hugh
apologies for quality but it's still amazing
Re: Best Simpsons Moments
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 7:55 pm
by kidshuffle
Re: Best Simpsons Moments
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 8:36 pm
by therapist
hugh wrote:apologies for quality but it's still amazing
This stuff transcends quality and (apparently) time.
Re: Best Simpsons Moments
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 8:41 pm
by therapist
Not funny in text unless you know the quote, but no clip seems to exist.
Marge: I don't want you stalking anyone tonight.
Homer: Oh, okay, have it your own way, Marge. I'll be back in a minute. I'm... going outside to... stalk... Lenny... and Carl. (pause) D'oh!