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Misk wrote:

hera wrote:

relaks wrote:I wish single malt scotch whisky was cheap.

granted, but you are a pissy-pant alcoholic

i wish the streets were paved in chocolate

granted but its unsweetened.

i wish i had a faster internet connection

granted but you have too many porn downloads going to actually benefit from the faster speeds.



I wish my cat didnt move when I take photos

Ashley wrote:
granted but you have too many porn downloads going to actually benefit from the faster speeds.



I wish my cat didnt move when I take photos

Granted.. perpetual hairball.

I wish aliens would swoop me up and take me to a universal utopia.

Ashley wrote:

Misk wrote:

hera wrote:

relaks wrote:I wish single malt scotch whisky was cheap.

granted, but you are a pissy-pant alcoholic

i wish the streets were paved in chocolate

granted but its unsweetened.

i wish i had a faster internet connection

granted but you have too many porn downloads going to actually benefit from the faster speeds.



I wish my cat didnt move when I take photos

granted, but even though you have a ton of great pics of your cat posing, you cant think of any decent lolcat captions.

i wish i could fly.

Misk wrote:

Ashley wrote:

Misk wrote:

hera wrote:

relaks wrote:I wish single malt scotch whisky was cheap.

granted, but you are a pissy-pant alcoholic

i wish the streets were paved in chocolate

granted but its unsweetened.

i wish i had a faster internet connection

granted but you have too many porn downloads going to actually benefit from the faster speeds.



I wish my cat didnt move when I take photos

granted, but even though you have a ton of great pics of your cat posing, you cant think of any decent lolcat captions.

i wish i could fly.

Granted but since every one else can, it's not all that cool.

I wish I was Lavaar Burton

granted, but you hit your head and think your kunta kinte.

i wish a badass dubstep scene magically appeared in san diego.

Misk wrote:i wish a badass dubstep scene magically appeared in san diego.

granted, but it's run by delano (ha! take that you cheap ass bastard)

i wish there was a faster way to get to san diego.

hera wrote:

Misk wrote:i wish a badass dubstep scene magically appeared in san diego.

granted, but it's run by delano (ha! take that you cheap ass bastard)

i wish there was a faster way to get to san diego.

granted, but this new mode of transportation is a subsonic piece of shit you ride on, and theres no wet knaps.

i wish everytime i smiled, my tooth would twinkle to let people know i was trustworthy.

Misk wrote: granted, but this new mode of transportation is a subsonic piece of shit you ride on, and theres no wet knaps.

i wish everytime i smiled, my tooth would twinkle to let people know i was trustworthy.

Granted, but the twinkle also acts as a "Mug Me" beacon, which happens often.

I wish I could teleport to any place in the world on command.

guerillaeye wrote:

Misk wrote: granted, but this new mode of transportation is a subsonic piece of shit you ride on, and theres no wet knaps.

i wish everytime i smiled, my tooth would twinkle to let people know i was trustworthy.

Granted, but the twinkle also acts as a "Mug Me" beacon, which happens often.

I wish I could teleport to any place in the world on command.

Granted but the whole of the world has turned into a cesspit.

I wish I hadn't made this post.

Jubscarz wrote:

guerillaeye wrote:

Misk wrote: granted, but this new mode of transportation is a subsonic piece of shit you ride on, and theres no wet knaps.

i wish everytime i smiled, my tooth would twinkle to let people know i was trustworthy.

Granted, but the twinkle also acts as a "Mug Me" beacon, which happens often.

I wish I could teleport to any place in the world on command.

Granted but the whole of the world has turned into a cesspit.

I wish I hadn't made this post.

granted, unfortunately you failed.

I wish that cola never got flat

Ashley wrote:

Jubscarz wrote:

guerillaeye wrote:

Misk wrote: granted, but this new mode of transportation is a subsonic piece of shit you ride on, and theres no wet knaps.

i wish everytime i smiled, my tooth would twinkle to let people know i was trustworthy.

Granted, but the twinkle also acts as a "Mug Me" beacon, which happens often.

I wish I could teleport to any place in the world on command.

Granted but the whole of the world has turned into a cesspit.

I wish I hadn't made this post.

granted, unfortunately you failed.

I wish that cola never got flat

Granted, but it tastes suspiciously like elephant semen and you are the chief bottler.

I wish for food before I go out

granted but its laced with exlax and the subway you're riding gets stuck between stations for the next three hours

I wish there was a breakfast delivery service here

Jolly Wailer wrote:granted but its laced with exlax and the subway you're riding gets stuck between stations for the next three hours

I wish there was a breakfast delivery service here

granted, but your in north korea

i wish i my girlfriend could drink & smoke more

granted but she smokes all your smoke and drinks all your drink then starts smoking heroin and drinking turpentine and gets you hooked as well then od's and you get sent to prison for her death, which results in you dropping the soap, etc.

i wish i hadn't dropped the soap

£10 Bag wrote:
i wish i hadn't dropped the soap

granted, but for some other reason you still bend over

i wish i another set of teeth

granted but they grow like a hamsters and you need to gnaw on wood to keep the length down

I wish my coffee brewed itself

Jolly Wailer wrote:granted but they grow like a hamsters and you need to gnaw on wood to keep the length down

I wish my coffee brewed itself

Granted but its piss-weak decaf

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala

Jolly Wailer wrote:granted but they grow like a hamsters and you need to gnaw on wood to keep the length down

I wish my coffee brewed itself

granted, but your inanimate pot of coffee comes to life and becomes needy. after a while of feeling as if you're ignoring it too much, it finally decides to make a pot of coffee whilst your sleeping and pour the boiling hot drink on your face, thus, disfiguring yourself for life.


I wish I could bring in the members of Dead can Dance into a recording session for a week and record all the badass samples i could get.

wascal wrote:

Jolly Wailer wrote:granted but they grow like a hamsters and you need to gnaw on wood to keep the length down

I wish my coffee brewed itself

Granted but its piss-weak decaf

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala

granted, but the rabbit has cancer, the bat is a whiffle bat, and the impala is made out of coconuts.

see above wish by me.