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I had a dream that Kate Nash came to Manchester, and she had a car crash in my garden, and then she came in for a drink, only to get escorted out for having a stolen car (and a broken arm, the ambulance had their say).

God!

bright maroon wrote:ping

who's that by?

i was having a really good dream this morning.... ahh man i can't remember.. i definitely remember it was good because i was pissed that i was woken up whilst in the sorta near the end... i should have written it down then.

Damn that is really annoying.... i guess i deserve though. i was woken up at 9.. hold tight you.. but i fell back asleep to just before 12.. waste..

but on a note.. i remember it being a good dream.. but now as i try to remember it all that comes to mind is machine guns...

*Grand* wrote: i was woken up at 9.. hold tight you..

Lol.. like clockwork, eh Grand.


I had some dream that i stole a car w/ some chick

Got nabbed.. ended up in the same cell as her.. and proceeded to sex her.

I know what happens when i sex in dreams though.

So man woke up pronto.

hahah..

yeah like clock work Von.. she is indeed a keeper.

I was in Newitts a buthcers in my town and I was ordering a cranberry and turkey pie but the woman was taking ages to serve it out and when she was cutting my slice she was putting her fingers inside the pie to try and lift it out the tin. Another woman came along and helped with a spoon she had previously licked. I said 'what the fuck are you doing?' and started storming out,on the way out someone handed me my piece of pie but when I looked at it outside it was actually a lil box with a cooked whole chicken in it and a couple of chicken legs.

this threads annoying me i never ever remember dreams (well maybe like one a month). might be having the most amazing dreams ever but i've no idea

badger wrote:this threads annoying me i never ever remember dreams (well maybe like one a month). might be having the most amazing dreams ever but i've no idea

Do you smoke zi reefah?

occasionally but i'm certainly not a stoner

Jubscarz wrote: I looked at it outside it was actually a lil box with a cooked whole chicken in it and a couple of chicken legs.

Chicken pie phobia

I had a dream where I was trying to irritate germans by putting on a really ridiculous german accent whenever I tried to pronounce anything. The entire conversation was in english because I don't speak german.

Vonboyage wrote:

badger wrote:this threads annoying me i never ever remember dreams (well maybe like one a month). might be having the most amazing dreams ever but i've no idea

Do you smoke zi reefah?

i don't really remember them either..it's normally due to when you wake up, if you wake up when you're deep (REM) sleep you normally remember it as you are in the dream. i don't think it's changed markedly since i stopped smoking.

jim wrote:I was having an affair with a married woman. I ended up seeing her husband with her son, who happened to be a baby gorilla, and he seemed like a really nice guy and a good father and I felt really guilty so I decided to call the affair off

I really would rather not know what that's all about.

Adultery
To dream that you commit adultery or have an affair, is an expression of sexual urges or self-betrayal from your subconscious. It also indicates that you will be entangled in a situation that is not in your best interest, perhaps even illegal.
To dream that you are committing adultery with your spouse's friend, denotes that you are feeling neglected by your spouse.

*Grand* wrote:but now as i try to remember it all that comes to mind is machine guns...

Hold it down son

Gun
To see a gun in your dream , symbolizes aggression, anger, and potential danger. You may be dealing with issues of passiveness/aggressiveness and authority/dependence. Alternatively, a gun can represent the penis and male sexual drive. Thus the gun may mean power and impotence.

Not dreaming is down to sleep patterns, get more sleep and the more you will dream and the dreams will seem more real if you get me.

sleeping more, or less, or with better patterns or worse patterns doesn't seem to make a difference with me. sometimes have those weird half dream things when i've woken up but haven't got back to sleep fully yet but very rarely wake up and remember a dream

I had a dream i got jiggy with some fit ginger girl that added me on myspace

HA HA See thats the perception its a good thing, Its not fam

Sex
To dream about sex, may be your libido's way of telling you that it's been too long since you have had sex. It may indicate repressed sexual desires and your needs for physical and emotional love.

To dream about sex with someone other than your spouse or significant other, suggests dissatisfaction with the physical side of your relationship. On the other hand, it may be harmless fantasy. In such situations, you may find that you are less inhibited sexually and you can even bring that sense of adventure to your existing relationship.

I had sex that night, so that theory is flawed, dear watson.

No shit Sherlock

Not literally, just in what you might perceive it to be lol
The brain dont lie