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Posted: **Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:53 pm**

this is one of the funniest threads i've read in a while - congratualtions, you sad fucks (me included but minus the relationship issues)

Posted: **Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:56 pm**

hera wrote:i pick my buds off a menu at the store.

I gotta move to Cali.

Posted: **Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:58 pm**

kins83 wrote:I like drugs.

You are so deceptive

Posted: **Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:12 pm**

ch3 wrote:
kins83 wrote:I like drugs.
You are so deceptive

Hey! I do!

Posted: **Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:36 pm**

ch3 wrote:
nesslei wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:To be fair, if my girlfriend ever told me to clear up the house, I would lamp her in the fucking mouth.*

*It's because of sentences like this you don't have a girlfriend, Martin.
actually, i think it's more to do with your current sig!!
Now | feel a tad ashamed for finding it funny*

*that might, however, mean that there is a hope** for dead rats here

**I'm a girl

Christ, a girl is talking ABOUT me! ME!!!!

Do chat up lines ever work on girls? I have yet to see any evidence of this, because my highly romantic "LET'S ELOPE!" tends to get me nothing but a filthy look, and sometimes, a pool cue over the back of the skull.

I reckon you're all just playing hard to get.

Posted: **Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:32 pm**

Dead Rats wrote:I reckon you're all just playing hard to get.

no, we're not.

yes we are.

Posted: **Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:50 am**

deamonds wrote:speed is shit by the way, apart from vaccuming up the house a bit quicker i cant think of any other benefits

I don't man.. I quite like it.. however having speed addicts as friends is not the one

Posted: **Fri Dec 05, 2008 8:52 am**

hera wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:I reckon you're all just playing hard to get.
no, we're not.

yes we are.

LET'S ELOPE!

Posted: **Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:10 am**

Schamotnik wrote:
deamonds wrote:speed is shit by the way, apart from vaccuming up the house a bit quicker i cant think of any other benefits
I don't man.. I quite like it.. however having speed addicts as friends is not the one

good point

Posted: **Fri Dec 05, 2008 5:37 pm**

psycho co-dependent type - a teaser and mind-fucker

the kinda chick that would offer to give you brains on the couch and then bite your dick.

Posted: **Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:59 pm**

Dead Rats wrote:
ch3 wrote:
nesslei wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:To be fair, if my girlfriend ever told me to clear up the house, I would lamp her in the fucking mouth.*

*It's because of sentences like this you don't have a girlfriend, Martin.
actually, i think it's more to do with your current sig!!
Now | feel a tad ashamed for finding it funny*

*that might, however, mean that there is a hope** for dead rats here

**I'm a girl

Christ, a girl is talking ABOUT me! ME!!!!

Do chat up lines ever work on girls? I have yet to see any evidence of this, because my highly romantic "LET'S ELOPE!" tends to get me nothing but a filthy look, and sometimes, a pool cue over the back of the skull.

I reckon you're all just playing hard to get.

i got my current chick with a drunken "heyyyy i think i like you"

she's been stuck on me ever since.

Posted: **Sat Dec 06, 2008 8:46 am**

shane wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:
ch3 wrote:
nesslei wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:To be fair, if my girlfriend ever told me to clear up the house, I would lamp her in the fucking mouth.*

*It's because of sentences like this you don't have a girlfriend, Martin.
actually, i think it's more to do with your current sig!!
Now | feel a tad ashamed for finding it funny*

*that might, however, mean that there is a hope** for dead rats here

**I'm a girl

Christ, a girl is talking ABOUT me! ME!!!!

Do chat up lines ever work on girls? I have yet to see any evidence of this, because my highly romantic "LET'S ELOPE!" tends to get me nothing but a filthy look, and sometimes, a pool cue over the back of the skull.

I reckon you're all just playing hard to get.
stuck on me .

You.

Posted: **Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:09 pm**

doink08 wrote: Girl friends that fuck your best mate

I was almost that best mate once...

I realized it was wrong before anything happened though.

Posted: **Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:55 am**

some girl once screwed at me for being high when she was pissed and coked up

Posted: **Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:01 am**

We knew it wouldn't last forever!!

Posted: **Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:11 am**

girl from zimbabwe who started out really nice and turned millitant black. started accusing me of being racist because i don't like 50 cent or modern RnB.
she then became convinced that she might get murdered and gave me lectures about how i didn't know what it was like to be black.........................well sherlock fucking holmes! how did you work that out madam?

needless to say i'm glad to be out of that one.

Posted: **Mon Dec 08, 2008 4:22 pm**

yong wrote:
doink08 wrote: Girl friends that fuck your best mate
I was almost that best mate once...

I realized it was wrong before anything happened though.

Same, why does this occur I wonder, my mate was there a few days ago and now you want me to ?

Posted: **Mon Dec 08, 2008 4:27 pm**

uuuuurgh, she seemed REALLY safe at the beginning, and then turned out to be quite controlling and well...a bit of a mean bitch

Posted: **Mon Dec 08, 2008 4:36 pm**

dubluke wrote:uuuuurgh, she seemed REALLY safe at the beginning, and then turned out to be quite controlling and well...a bit of a mean bitch

did you layeth the smack down?

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